ADAM WITH JILLIAN BARBERIE, DAVID SPADE, RICHARD MARTIN, OZZIE, BRETT MICHAELS – 5am to 10am, PST

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6:00 CLAUDIA

Claudia is back with us today, and not just because Rachel didn’t show up and they didn’t have anybody else, Adam says. She did a great job.

6:02 ROOTS

Everybody’s wearing ball caps today. Dave thinks Claudia is still just as foxy with it on, though. She says she had to wear it because yesterday, Adam mentioned that he doesn’t like the blonde hair with black roots. Adam defends his point, but Dave stops him and puts a positive spin on it – at least she responds to notes you give her.

6:05 CONTRARY TAD

Tad is the kind of guy who always thinks the opposite of anything anybody vocalizes. If you say you hate this, or hate that, Tad is its’ biggest fan. Case in point: Adam isn’t a big Poison fan, and mentioned that, so naturally Tad went nuts about them when he found out Brett Michaels was coming in.

6:07 LISTS

They’ve got the FHM Top 100 Most Attractive Women list in the studio, and Adam is aggravated by it. He pretty much hates lists in general, though – even shopping lists.

Jillian Barberie calls in to talk about the list. She’s been on it a couple times. Adam’s pretty sure that these things are decided by the publicists, but Jillian disagrees – she’s been on it, and she didn’t even have a publicist at the time. She’s pretty sure they pick it based on more than just “hotness.” It’s more like, who’s popular, and who’s in the news.

6:12 THE ATTACKS

Jillian says she’s been on the other end of these attacks that Dave is getting from Frank over at Frosty, Heidi and Frank. She agrees that Dave should just let it go and not get involved. People in these situations just get bitter and angry, and you shouldn’t legitimize it.

Dave agrees. He doesn’t want to waste time on a nationally syndicated morning show. He’s sitting next to the funniest guy on the planet every morning.

Adam says that he agrees. And besides, being attacked is a form of flattery…unless a bear is doing it.

You can listen to the ongoing Frank Kramer VS Dave Dameshek battle here: http://www.971freefm.com/pages/1250.php. The clips are featured in the Frosty, Heidi & Frank podcast section.

6:14 ON BEING HOT

Adam says that just because there’s nothing wrong with you, that doesn’t make you hot. You might be cute, but being cute mathematically doesn’t make you hot.

Adam also believes that anyone who ever hit on he himself shouldn’t be on that list. He says his self-esteem may be low, but reality is what it is.

6:29 REPUBLICAN RICHARD MARTIN

Adam likes to have Republican Richard Martin on the show to help bring balance to the show. He knows that California is one of the blue states and if they bring someone in like Richard Martin, the show will get a chance to mix it up.

6:36 OZZIE IN THE STUDIO

Ozzie joins Richard Martin and Adam in the studio. Ozzie came to America over 20 years ago and came for political asylum.

Adam feels like America is a melting pot and that’s the beauty of this country, but there are two many settling in one place. Take California, where the population has a large number of Mexican citizens. Adam thinks we need to take a handful of every race and spread them out over the country so we have a nice mix of citizens everywhere and no one area is predominantly anything.

Ozzie thinks people coming to America are looking for work. They want to contribute to America’s greatness and try to live the American dream.

Richard Martin isn’t happy with the idea of more people coming into the country, mainly because an alarming number of poor people will be voting.

Adam says that people are concerned about who will take the undesirable and low-paying jobs, and he believes that anyone who is poor – regardless of race – will work at any awful job so they can make money to survive. Richard Martin says he only wishes that the immigrants would go back across the border where they belong until we absolutely need them here.

Ozzie says that people in California are talking about Mexicans, and that’s offensive because it’s Latin people.

You can talk to Richard about his political views on http://www.myspace.com/askarepublican. He also says he could use some friends there, so be sure to go to his MySpace profile and sign up.

6:55 TRAINING

Adam says that if you want to train someone to do something, the best way to do it is the way he trained Dr. Drew on LoveLine. Dr. Drew used to like to talk in the hall and mosey into the studio when he was ready while Adam would start the show. Adam finally refused to start the show, only broadcasting dead air, until Dr. Drew was in the studio and in his seat.

6:59 ZACARIAS MOUSSAOUI

Adam mentions that today is the final day of trials for the ‘20th hijacker,’ Zacarias Moussaoui.

7:10 DAVID SPADE CALLS INDavid Spade calls into the show to talk to Adam. They talk about the radio business. Both Adam and Dave think that there’s nothing worse than someone else trying to capture your voice on paper so you can do a read for a radio show and the voice they present to you is awful.

April 7th, David Spade’s new movie “The Benchwarmers” is in theaters.7:26 IMPERSONATORS

The Adam Impersonators are starting to line up outside of the studio for the first Adam-off. The first part of the competition is rehashing some of Adam’s analogies. Adam marvels at the fact that his analogies are somewhat famous and you can find them by searching on the Internet. He finds it strange because it’s like finding a resource for yourself.

The second part of the competition will be a freestyle impersonation.

7:29 THE NEWS

Claudia reports the news.

Jill Carroll was released from captivity after being held for three months. She reports that her captors treated her very well but she was never told why she was kidnapped.

Lisa was eliminated on American Idol, and Paula Abdul was signed for three more years of the show.

There may be trouble between Angelina and Brad. Angelina says that she’s getting sick of his whining.

7:36 THE SPORTS

Dave reports the sports.

Kings win.
Hornets win.

Seahawks head coach considering retiring after this season.

Final Four in two days.

Duke’s lacrosse team was suspended pending the outcome of an investigation for alleged rape.

MLB is going to investigate Barry Bonds alleged steroid use.

7:49 BRETT MICHAELS IN STUDIO

Brett Michaels from Poison is in the studio. The Poison 20th Anniversary CD is coming out on April 4th.

Brett says that although he’s been fortunate to make money in the business, if he was flat broke he would still make music because he loves to do it. Adam says that he feels the same way about comedy.

7:56 OZZIE IN STUDIO

Ozzie reviews the sex tape with Brett Michaels and Pamela Anderson. The tape left the reviewer cold.

8:06 THE ADAM-OFF

The contestants are brought into the studio to imitate Adam.

8:28 THE ADAM-OFF CONTINUES

The contestants have finished the compulsory part of the game, so now they move onto the freestyle portion. They do it by playing “What Can’t Adam Complain About?”

8:48 JIM GAFFIGAN IN STUDIO

Jim Gaffigan is in the studio. Jim has a CD and DVD out right now for his show: “Beyond the Pale.” But he says he’s not here to promote his CD/DVD or show, or his website at http://www.jimgaffigan.com, or his MySpace profile at http://www.myspace.com/jimgaffigan, or even Sierra Mist. He’s here just to talk to Adam because he’s a huge fan.

9:01 MORE WITH JIM GAFFIGAN

Jim plays the game of hypothetical questions with Adam.

9:13 THE NEWS

Claudia recaps the news.

9:23 THE SPORTS

Dave recaps the sports.

9:40 DANNI BOATWRIGHT

Danni calls into the show and talks to Adam. You can visit her site at http://www.danniboatwright.com.

9:53 ZACARIAS MOUSSAOUI

Adam says that Moussaoui did more damage than good by taking the stand during his trial.

Dave says that it sounds like Moussaoui is asking to be punished.

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