SEPTEMBER 12, 2007 – GIULIANA DEPANDI, MILA KUNIS AND JEFF GARLIN ARE IN THE STUDIO; BILL RANCIC CALLS IN
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6:01 AM – GIULIANA DEPANDI CO-ANCHORS THE SHOW
Giuliana DePandi is in the studio this morning filling in for Teresa. Giuliana is now sporting her new last name, Rancic after marring The Apprentices first season winner, Bill Rancic last week. Giuliana is the anchor of the ever popular E! News Live talk show and often co-hosts red carpet events with peanut-head Ryan Seacrest. Giuliani is also a published author, check out Depandi’s book “Think like a guy: How to get a guy by thinking like one”.
6:22 AM – BILL RANCIC CALLS IN
Giuliana’s husband Bill Rancic calls into the studio this morning. Bill stars as the co-host of NBC’s new live daytime talk show, In the Loop with iVillage which premiers September 17th. The show will focus on different topics that are important to women such as fashion and entertainment news as well as health issues and current events of the day.
6:51 AM – ADAMS 94 YEAR OLD GRANDMOTHER CAN NOT BE PLEASED
Adam visited his 94 year old grandmother yesterday and shares some memories of dear old Grandma. Years ago, before Adam became the big star that he is today, Adam was struggling to make ends meet. Once Adam started making a little money he sharred his new financial success with his grandmother who asked, “ are you making a million bucks yet?” Well no Grandma, not yet. Moreover, once Adam started making the big bucks his Grandma stated “money will not bring you happiness Adam”. Can this woman ever be pleased??
7:04 AM – GIULIANA DEPANDI REPORTS THE NEWS
Giuliana reports the news. Giuliana almost starts to shed tears as she relays the story about how Adam told her she looked a little hefty some time back and after went home and cried her little eyes out. Giuliana has since has lost ten pounds and owes it all to Adam.
7:37 AM- MILA KUNIS IS IN THE STUDIO
Mila Kunis is in the studio this morning. Mila stars in the hysterically funny animated television show, Family Guy and is also known for her role on the popular show, That 70’s Show. Mila is currently dating former child actor star Macaulay Culkin. Mila stars in the new movie Moving McAllister which also stars Rutger Hauer. Moving McAllister premiers this Friday, September 14th.
7:58 AM – MR. BRIGHT SIDE
Mila hangs out a little longer in the studio and listens as Adam puts a happy spin on listener’s problems. A listener calls in with his hemorrhoid issues, speaking of hemorrhoids, Adam says rhoids are the mans version of a woman’s period. What? If Danny had hemorrhoids he said he would stick a tampon up his butt. We don’t make this stuff up people. To finally answer the callers hemorrhoids question Adam suggests he lube up and push the hemmy back in. Yum!
8:24 AM – JEFF GARLIN IS IN THE STUDIO
CurbYour Enthusiasm’s Jeff Garlin is in the studio. Jeff is a “big bowl of secure”, according to himself. Jeff admits he does not like Danny and has held a “passive grudge” toward him for a hundred years now. Here’s the story, Jeff feels Danny dissed him years ago and Jeff has not let it go until now. Danny humbly apologizes and just like that, the grudge is over. Jeff has a new movie which he wrote and also stars in, I Want Someone To Eat Cheese With, which opened in New York last week to rave reviews. …To Eat Cheese also stars our favorite funny lady, Sarah Silverman and opens in Los Angeles this Friday, September 14th.
8:47 AM – ADAM ANSWERS HOME IMPROVEMENT QUESTIONS
Adam answers home improvement questions from listeners who call in.
9:10 AM – GIULIANA RECAPS THE NEWS
Giuliana recaps the news.
9:26 AM – GIULIANA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS
Giuliana continues to recap the news.
9:42 AM – DANNY LOVES HIS MY SPACE!
The illusive Tom who started My Space calls in this morning. Tom boasts having more
than 200 million friends online. Danny loves, loves his My Space!! Tom sold My Space a few years ago for 580 million dollars!! Wowser! Visit Danny at myspace.com/bonaduce318
9:57 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!
