NOVEMBER 1, 2007 – EXCUSED ABSENCE NETWORKS, JOHN LIDEL CALLS IN; JOE ROGAN AND SUGAR RAY LEONARD ARE IN THE STUDIO
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6:01AM – GOOD MORNING PEOPLE!!
Danny missed his shower this morning to look for a glove that he wanted to bring in this morning for Sugar Ray Leonard to sign later in the show! Danny has a great new idea for a game show; listeners can call in and bet on the time it would take for Sugar Ray Leonard to knock out Danny in the ring. The caller who bets the correct time it would take for Danny to hit the ground would win a prize!! Adam says he would love to see this new game come to fruition; however he doesn’t think Sugar would ever agree to it and beside he does not want Danny to antagonize sweet Sugar Ray.
6:23 AM – JOHN LIDEL FROM THE EXCUSED ABSENCE NETWORK CALLS INTO THE STUDIO
John Lidel, founder of the Excused Absence Network calls into the studio this morning. The Excused Absence Network provides blank templates that can be filled out anyway the purchaser deems fit. These templates take the hard work out of providing an excused note for almost every occasion. This is ingenious people! For only $19.95 buyers receive an entire 5 template package. Adam says it couldn’t hurt to have this around. The gang contemplate whether they would ever use these fake excuses themselves. Teresa says it is out of her moral comfort zone, she couldn’t do it, Danny however, would be completely comfortable using one of the fake excuses! It is not outside Danny’s moral comfort zone at all!! Check out, www.myexcusedabsence.com for more information.
6:51 AM – TALES FROM THE CHEAP
Adam and the gang share their own cheap family stories. Or own Mike Lynch, the writer of the show wins hands down! He grew up so poor he would eat powdered milk and powdered eggs, now that’s poor people! Adam says if actual real milk is too much for you to afford, perhaps you might consider using birth control people!! Adams relays funny stories about how cheap his own family is. His grandmother actually used to reuse paper towels. . Adam says everything has value, for example when you finish your jar of pickles, you don’t throw away the jar, you become creative and find a new use for it, maybe it could become a vase.
7:04 AM – MORE TALES FROM THE CHEAP
The gang continue to share and compare their own poor stories. Mike Lynch, the writer of our show used to drink his juice out of jars that used to hold spreadable cheese; his family had shrimp cocktail jars they would reuse as well. Lynch also used to eat government peanut butter and government cheese. Adam’s family bought everything from the used supply store, everything was always previously owned. Remember Adam did not grow up rich people, he knows poor!
7:29 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
7:55 AM – JOE ROGAN IS IN THE STUDIO
Super hunky as well as super sweet Joe Rogan is in the studio this morning. The gang discuss America’s war on drugs. Joe doesn’t want marijuana use to become irradiated people, he says smoking pot makes you nicer, funnier and more creative, so what could be wrong with that? Joe loves to do his jujitsu stoned as well. The only thing bad Joe can say about marijuana use is that it is illegal. Smoking cigarettes is far worse than smoking pot; pot does not kill you people!! Don’t miss Joe’s performance tonight at the House of Blues in Anaheim as well as this Saturday night at the Canyon Club in Agora Hills. For more information, check out Joe’s website, www.joerogan.net.
8:21 AM – ADAM ANSWERS HOME IMPROVEMENT QUESTIONS
Adam answers listeners home improvement questions.
8:47 AM – HOBO POWER
One listener calls in and shares her diabolical story with us. She was dumped by her boyfriend for another woman; she was so vengeful she therefore sewed shrimp into the lining of his drapes! The stench became so unbearable, her ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend were forced to move out!! They were never able to figure out where the stench was coming from!!
9:09 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
9:27 AM – SUGAR RAY LEONARD IS IN THE STUDIO
Boxing legend, Sugar Ray Leonard is in the studio this morning. Sugar is the start of the hit show, The Contender. Sugar considers this season to be the one best yet! This season’s show was really the make or break season for the Contender, the ratings this year were phenomenal, therefore there will be a fifth season. The finale will be held at The Boston Gardens in Boston. Don’t miss the season finale this Tuesday, November 5th on ESPN.
9:43 AM – SUGAR RAY LEONARD IS STILL WITH US
Danny poses the idea of his new game show to Sugar Ray. Sugar Ray tells Danny this is what he does professionally, this is not a hobby, there is a chance that Sugar could have a flashback and would therefore not be responsible for what he would do to Danny’s face. Danny promises not to press any charges against Sugar Ray after receiving permanent brain damage. Danny said it would be one of his biggest career highlights if he could get in the ring with Sugar, Sugar obliges and the two actually put gloves on!! Teresa says for the record this is a horrible idea. OK- here they go…the two really go at it!! Danny’s down people, Danny is down and it only took 9 seconds!! For more information on the Contender visit, www.espn.go.com
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!!
