NOVEMBER 16, 2007 – FRANK CALIENDO AND LARRY KLINE CALL INTO THE STUDIO; DOM IRRERA, JOEL MCHALE AND SETH MACFARLANE ARE IN THE STUDIO

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6:01 IS – DANNY CALLS IN FROM CHICAGO

Danny calls in from Chicago this morning. Danny says he is ready to kill himself today!! He is hosting an event with former child actor, Dustin Diamond, AKA Screech, remember him? Danny is pissed that he actually has to share a limousine with Screech, who he considers to be a super douchbag! It bothers Danny that Dustin Diamond hates his fans, if a fan calls him Screech he goes absolutely crazy!! Screech believes that the television show, Saved by the Bell ruined his life and definitely his acting career. Oh Please! “The reality is, he probably would never have received a pay check in this business anyway”, Adam says.

6:20 AM – FRANK CALIENDO CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Stand-up comedian, Frank Caliendo calls into the studio this morning. Frank stars in his own show, Frank TV. Frank gives us a little sample of the great impressions he is famously known for. Frank is super talented and can imitate any actor!! Adam thinks Frank has a gift and asks him where and when he developed this special ability. Frank says it started back in high school; Jay Leno was one of his first impressions that made him famous.
Don’t miss Frank TV’s first episode which airs on TBS, November 20th. Frank TV is an hour long show, showcasing many of the impressions that Caliendo has worked on throughout his stand-up career as a comedian. Frank will perform in sketches in full makeup as the characters he will impersonate. You can also check out Frank’s personal website, www.frankcaliendo.com for more information.

6:47 AM – ADAM RELAYS A CNN TOP STORY

Adam watched CNN this morning and relays a story about a police officer who is currently under suspicion for killing his present wife. Ok, here’s the story, the police officers former wife supposedly drowned in the bathtub, when police found her body however there was no water in the bathtub. Looks suspicious right? Now this police officers present wife is missing. Hmmm! Officials are now going to exhume his former wife’s body for re-examination. Gross!

7:05 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

7:42 AM – NERD WALKING
The gang play a round of “Nerd Walking”. Nerds are asked various nerdy questions as the gang in the studio bet whether the nerds will answer the questions correctly. Danny is the big winner!!

8:03 AM – THIS WEEK IN RAGE

Here are the top five things that Adam chooses to rage over this week;

- Lynnette’s family not giving her schizophrenic brother a new hat
- The guy who wears a tight t-shirt with a scarf in 80 degree weather
- Fat guys on TV plastic surgery shows getting drawn on with a sharpie
- Dawson walking past two open urinals to use the bathroom stall
- People using their foot to flush the toilet or to lift the seat up

8:22 AM – DOM IRRERA IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian Dom Irrera is in the studio this morning. Dom has one of the most natural styles in all of stand-up comedy. Dom has the ability to make almost any crowd laugh until it hurts, with an intricate mix of stories and characters weaved together seamlessly.
Don’t miss Dom’s performance tonight and tomorrow night at the Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach. For more information, check out Dom’s personal website, www.domirrera.com, as well as www.comedyandmagicclub.com.

8:47 AM – JOEL MCHALE IS IN THE STUDIO

The Soup’s Joel McHale is in the studio this morning. Everyone knows we absolutely love Joel here at the Carolla show; he really is the nicest and dreamiest guy on television people! Joel is the host and co-writer of the popular show The Soup, which airs on the E! Channel. The Soup focuses on recaps of various pop culture and reality show moments of the week while Joel provides sarcastic and biting commentary on the various clips.

Joel plays a clip this morning of Heidi Klume on the Ellen Degeneres show; Joel asks Adam if he could please have his pet pterodactyl Terry, throw Heidi into a raging volcano. Joel doesn’t just want to see her dropped into the volcano; he wants to see her slammed against the volcano wall therefore sizzling all her skin off! Nice!!

9:07 AM – JOEL MCHALE IS STILL WITH US

Super cutie, Joel McHale is still in the studio with us this morning. Don’t miss The Soup, which airs Friday nights at 10 PM on the E! Channel. For more show information, check out, www.eonline.com.

9:20 AM – LARRY KLINE CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Larry Kline, producer of The American Music Awards calls into the studio this morning. Don’t miss the show this Sunday night at 8 PM on ABC. Jimmy Kimmel is the host, so you won’t want to miss the show, there will be no teleprompter people, the show will be totally LIVE and off the cuff!!

9:42 AM – SETH MACFARLANE IS IN THE STUDIO

Seth MacFarlane is in the studio this morning. Seth is the creator of the hysterical animated series, Family Guy. The gang talk about the writer’s strike that is currently ongoing. Seth says the writers are only asking for approximately .2 cents on the dollar more than what they currently receive.
Seth talks about how the Fox network aired some shows of the Family Guy without his consent. Seth says he wishes Fox would not air Family Guy episodes, however what can he do? Seth says to all his peeps out there, “keep standing your ground and keep dong what you’re doing!”
Check out Seth MacFarlane’s personal website, www.seth-macfarlane.com.

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW

Mahalo!!

2 Comments

  1. Adam, I just started working in the radio industry in Boston. I wake up to go to work and help promote the station, and fall asleep listening to old episodes of Loveline.

    What advice can you give me? I don’t want to be a DJ, but am looking for some genius opinions on whether the radio business is worth establishing a career in. Also, this is your show’s blog…do you or Dr. Drew have your own personal Blogs? And what are your top favorite sites/blogs to visit?

  2. So Adam supports the writers’ strike? Why? they’re striking to get paid after the work is done! Adam didn’t feel the same way about the actors when they struck in 2000. Following is a transcript from his appearance on the Craig Kilborn hosted Late Late show during the 4th or 5th month of the strike. Of course, CK is long washed up. AC is soon to follow I’m sure… (one thing actors do have is good memories)

    Kilborn: But, there’s, ah, you’re not … there’s the big commercial strike. The actors …
    Carolla: Ah, I don’t know if people around the country know what’s going on but SAG and AFTRA, the two commercial unions, are on strike …
    Kilborn: Right …
    Carolla: And their big beef is that they want to get paid for the commercials that air. Not just the day they shoot them …
    Kilborn: Ah, huh …
    Carolla: But for weeks, months and years after that, they want to keep getting paid …
    Kilborn: Uh huh, uh huh …
    Carolla: … and, uh, my thing is what other job do you keep getting paid on … You know, what I mean, like if you’re with a hooker …
    Kilborn: Ah huh, I’m following.
    Carolla: And each time you whack off .. ah, after that …Do you have to give her a buck fifty or something? Ah, they need to just quit whining, is basically what I’m saying, no one feels sorry for them.
    Kilborn: Yeah, ah …
    Carolla: And their argument is, like, ah, listen we don’t work that much, so, we’ve got to get paid a ton …
    Kilborn: Yeah, ah …
    Carolla: You guys try this, when you go back to work, ah, call your boss when you go back to work, and go — “Listen I’m only planning on coming in two or three times this year so I’m gonna need to make a big haul.”
    Kilborn: Yeah, yeah …
    Carolla: A lot, and there’s gotta be a ton of food, tons of food, cause I’m gonna be hungry when I come back.
    Kilborn: So you’re down on the … you don’t side with the actors
    Carolla: Yeah, get back to work!
    Kilborn: Yeah!
    Carolla: Quit complaining!
    Kilborn: Yeah, darn right !!!! I like that!!!
    Carolla: And the other thing that’s weird about being in this union, and you’re in this union, right?
    Kilborn: Sure
    Carolla: What other business has a union where the president is the teacher on “Boy Meets World” You know what I mean, they get these newsletters and it’s like Herb from “WKRP in Cincinnati,” he’s running for treasurer
    Kilborn: Crazy, it’s ridiculous!!!


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