NOVEMBER 29, 2007 – RICH EISEN AND ROSEANNE BARR CALL IN; DANA GOULD, AND LA RAG MAG’S LYNN AND ALEX ARE IN THE STUDIO

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6:01 AM – GOOD MORNING HOLLYWOOD!!

Adam talks about the Hollywood community and the people who work in this business.
Adam thinks the Hollywood community is horrible, Adam says most people in the business are under worked and overpaid.
Adam is currently starring in a national commercial selling a certain “product”. What is that product you ask? Well, Adam can not tell you!! Adams agent called him hysterical yesterday because he thought Adam said the name of the product over the air; however Adam swears he never did!! Anyone who heard that segment on the radio yesterday knows he never said the name of the product. So what happened? Adam got a panicked call from his agent yelling at him saying that he did indeed name the product over the radio. Adam asks the person who claimed to have heard Adam say this particular product to please kill yourself!! Look at all the trouble you have started and in fact lied about!! Adam would love to tell you the name of the product, however he says there are idiots that will immediately call his agent and complain, so sorry people; he can not tell you what it is!!

6:25 AM – RICH EISEN CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

NFL Network’s Rich Eisen calls into the studio this morning. Eisen is the host of NFL’s, Total Access. Total Access provides daily news, interviews and analysis from around the league. Eisen has a book currently on sale now, Total Access: A journey to the Center of the NFL Universe. For more information visit, www.nfl.com.
Tonight is Thursday night football people, so don’t miss tonight’s big game!

6:55 AM – WHERE HAVE ALL THE LISTENERS GONE?

Adam plays Peter, Paul and Mary songs and then apologizes to his listeners.

7:10 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

7:36 AM – DANA GOULD IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian Dana Gould is in the studio this morning. Dana talks about his small hometown in Massachusetts, where he is considered a big star! The one thing Adam says that sucks about growing up in Los Angeles is that there will never be a big commotion regarding, local boy who makes it big!
Dana told his little kidlets that some daddies go off to war; their daddy however, has to go off to Giggles! Dana will be performing November 30 through December 1st in Seattle, Washington at the comedy club, Giggles. For more information, visit Dana’s personal website, www.danagould.com.

7:55 AM – ADAM PLAYS HUELL HOWSER CLIPS; DANA GOULD STILL WITH US

Dana Gould is still with us in the studio as Adam plays clips from California’s Gold with Huell Howser. Today Huell visits Death Valley, WOW!

8:15 AM – DANA GOULD STILL WITH US

Comedian Dana Gould is still with us. Adam continues to play clips from California’s Gold of Huell visiting Death Valley. Adam says because Dana purchased his family, unfortunately he will not be able to pass on his comedic genes. Dana adopted two Asian children and of course Adam is only kidding when he makes fun of him.

8:37 AM – LA RAG MAG’S, LYNN AND ALEX ARE IN THE STUDIO

Our favorite gay couple, Lynn and Alex are in the studio this morning. Lynn and Alex give us the lowdown on all the latest celebrity gossip. Lynn looks so fabulous this morning, he has lost so much weight due to the Meso-therapy injections he has been receiving. Lynn says there is a lot of pressure to be gay and thin in Hollywood. Lynn has lost fifteen pounds alone with the Meso-therapy and no exercise!!

Lynn and Alex drop a large “gay bomb” on the gang. Apparently a “large celebrity” that you all know, who’s name I am afraid to repeat, was reportedly spotted at a Korean gay massage parlor! He’s G-A-Y, and here’s a clue, he’s in the movie Hairspray! To find out who it is, check out Lynn and Alex’s personal website, www.laragmag.com.

8:54 AM – LA RAG MAG’S, LYNN AND ALEX ARE STILL WITH US

Lynn and Alex are still in the studio with us this morning. Lynn and Alex talk about getting into a private after-party that Jimmy Kimmel threw, and ask Adam why Jimmy does not know who they are. They want to be Adam’s only gay friends and feel he should tell all his straight friends about his new gay friends! Lynn saw Fergie at the party surrounded by three large body guards, Lynn happened to make a b-line straight to the buffet table which was right next to Fergie, however her bodyguards thought he was running over to Fergie and actually blocked his way!! No one stands in Lynn’s way when he’s trying to eat people!!

9:14 AM – ROSEANNE BARR CALLS INTO THE STUDIO
Comedian Roseanne Barr calls into the studio this morning. Roseanne’s favorite stand up comedian is Sarah Silverman who she just happens to be performing with this evening. Sarah is not only funny but a really good hearted, nice person as well; we love Sarah here at the Carolla show. Tonight Roseanne and Sarah will be performing at the Bovard Auditorium on the USC campus at 8 PM. Comedy without Borders is an uncensored comedy benefit starring Sarah Silverman and the cast of the Sarah Silverman Program and of course, the legendary Roseanne Barr will make an appearance as well. Money raised will go directly to support peaceful cooperation’s in the Middle East, as well as help Arab and Israeli students learn to live amongst each other. For more information visit, www.friendsofarava.org or call the following number, (877)725-8849.
9:31 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW

Mahalo!!