NOVEMBER 30, 2007 – JASON STATHAM AND DR. DREW CALL IN; DEAF FRAT GUY AND JOEL MCHALE ARE IN THE STUDIO
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6:01 AM – GOOD MORNING SLOW DRIVERS
Adam talks about his miserable ride home last night from the set of the commercial he is currently shooting. Adam does not like being driven around; he can’t stand it, he says it feels as though someone put a “pipe cleaner tied in a bow up his urethra”! Ouch!! He said the driver drove so slowly it drove him absolutely crazy! So Adam got mad at his driver, then he got mad at the person who made him have the driver and then Adam got mad at the city! Why? Because Adam thinks left arrow lights are really pointless and stupid, that’s why!!
6:27 AM – DANNY SCARES AWAY INTRUDER
Danny relays a harrowing story! The other night Danny encountered an intruder in his home!! Danny is currently having his condo remodeled. His condo comes with a fancy alarm system, so fancy in fact; he can barely figure it out. The alarm system is so advanced it actually talks when a door or window is opened and tells you exactly which door has been opened!! OK, so here’s the story, the other night Amy woke him up saying someone was trying to break in! She knew this because the alarm system announced that the door leading to the roof had been opened!! So Danny actually hears this guy breaking in through his roof, so he grabbed a loaded gun and started screaming like a mad man!! Thankfully the thief ran away, but whoa, what an evening!!
7:00 AM – JASON STATHAM CALLS IN
Super hot actor, Jason Statham calls into the studio. Jason has a new movie, Revolver which opens in theatres December 7th. This is the third movie Jason has done with director Guy Richie. Jason says this is Guys best movie yet!! Don’t miss it people!! Check out Jason’s personal website for more information on this cutie, www.stathamonline.com.
7:19 AM –TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
7:41 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS
Teresa continues to report the news.
8:00 AM – THIS WEEK IN RAGE
Adam counts down the top five things that drove him crazy this week. This week’s topics:
-Paparazzi complaining about getting their feet getting run over
-Metal Budweiser bottles without screw tops
-Big dogs with big nut sacks
-Taking ceramics and horticulture classes instead of learning CPR and first aid
-Goal posts not being extended
8:26 AM – FORGIVENES FRIDAY
Today is “Forgiveness Friday” people. Listeners call in and purge to the gang here in the studio and ask for forgiveness on various issues. Will they get it? Maybe, maybe not!
8:52 AM – DEAF FRAT GUY IS IN THE STUDIO
The Deaf Frat Guy is in the studio this morning. Deaf needs a web designer to help him out with his website; interested persons please contact him ASAP on his personal website, www.deaffratguy.com.
9:07 AM – DR. DREW CALLS INTO THE STUDIO THIS MORNING
Adam’s old partner, Dr. Drew calls into the studio this morning. Danny loves Dr. Drew and thanks him for practically saving his life; Danny says he is one of the three people to be credited in helping him get sober. Dr. Drew calls Danny a recovering narcissist. Teresa asks him, who is more narcissistic, Adam or Danny? Dr. Drew will not say! The gang talk about the young women who are currently under the microscope and in all the gossip magazines lately; you know who we are talking about people. Dr. Drew says he is really worried about these young women and says they are in need of psychological treatment ASAP. Don’t miss listening to Dr. Drew on Loveline, which airs on KROQ, 10 PM to midnight people! For more information, check out Dr. Drew’s personal website, www.drdrew.com.
9:27 AM – JOEL MCHALE IS IN THE STUDIO
The dreamiest guy on TV, Joel McHale is in the studio this morning. Joel is the host of The Soup! which airs on the E! Channel. Joel gives us the lowdown on all the jusiest television gossip and plays clips from various shows. Which is our favorite show to make fun of you ask? That would definitely be the Tyra show people!
9:43 AM – JOEL MCHALE IS STILL WITH US
The Soup’s, Joel McHale is still with us in the studio. Joel continues to play clips from various TV shows, as everyone in the studio laugh! Don’t miss The Soup, which airs on the E! Channel tonight. For more information, check out www.eonline.com.
9:56 AM –ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!!
