DECEMBER 7, 2007 – PEARL HARBOR SURVIVOR, LEE SOUCY CALLS INTO THE STUDIO; JOEL MCHALE AND JOE PANTOLIANO ARE IN THE STUDIO

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6:01 AM – AIRPORT AND FOG HORN TALK

The gang talk about airports and “fog horns” AKA, farts this morning. Adam and Danny talk about how annoying it is to fly commercially these days. Danny says it is so ridiculous when he has to take off all his jewelry and especially his boots when he goes through security. After he takes his boots off, he becomes instantly four inches shorter. The conversation segways into Danny talking about waking up with random women in the morning after a wild night of lovin’. Danny says they are always surprised to find out he is actually inches shorter than he was the night before. Danny says it is always a mad race to get dressed in the morning before the chick wakes up so she won’t see how short he really is!! The conversation segways again into Adam talking about how embarrassing it is when you are used to sleeping alone and you meet someone and then spend the nigh with them. Adam says your arse becomes so used to sleeping alone that it sometimes cannot help itself and farts continuously throughout the night!! Adam says it’s your arses fault for getting so comfortable sleeping alone!!

6:24 AM – FORGIVENESS FRIDAY

Today is “Forgiveness Friday” people! Listeners call in and share stories they feel they need to be forgiven for. Adam forgives one listener who slept with his girlfriend’s friend directly after he slept with his girlfriend, without showering first, gross!

Teresa says she feels she needs forgiveness this morning as well, at nineteen she was working as a reporter and was assigned to write a review of a man’s book, instead of writing a fair review, she wrote a funny review, and made fun of the book instead. Danny said the guy probably killed himself. Teresa says she is so sorry! Adam says she is not forgiven.

6:50 AM – PEARL HARBOR SURVIVOR, LEE SOUCY CALLS IN

Today is the 66th anniversary of Pearl Harbor. Survivor and hero, Lee Soucy calls into the studio and shares his heroic survivor story with us. He was on the battle ship, the USS Utah when he felt the ship lurch sideways; his ship was being torpedoed by Japanese torpedo ships!! He was instantly given orders to get to his battle station, Soucy acted as a medic aboard ship. He no sooner got down on deck when the orders came out over the bugler to abandon ship!! Soucy actually dove off the ship and swam to shore; he said he never swam so fast in his life!! After Soucy dove off this ship it sank only minutes later!! Soucy says he was afraid the ship would blow up because it had so many explosives onboard. Soucy initially was going to swim toward the ships that were trying to save the sailors who had jumped ship, only to find them under attack as well!! The Japanese were shooting at the boats that were there to save the sailors! Thankfully Soucy made it to shore where he helped the injured sailors that made it there as well. Soucy is not only a survivor but a hero as well, and Adam says he looks forward to talking to him at the same time next year!!

7:15 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

7:38 AM – THE SOUP’S, JOEL MCHALE IS IN THE STUDIO

Dreamy Joel McHale is in the studio this morning. Joel is the host of the very watchable show, The Soup which airs on the E! Channel. Teresa asks Joel if celebrities ever get upset with his show, Joel says Tyra and Hef are the only two that have been offended. Joel plays the most hysterical audio clips from various television shows as the gang try not to gag through their laughter.

7:55 AM – DREAMY JOEL MACHALE STILL WITH US

Dreamboat Joel McHale is still in the studio this morning. Adam says, Joel is more than “a friend of the show, he is a lover”. Joel continues to play clips from various shows as the gang laugh and make fun of stupid celebrities. Don’t miss The Soup which airs Friday nights at 10 PM on the E! Channel. For more information on dreamy Joel, check out, www.eonline.com.

8:18 AM – JOE PANTOLIANO IS IN THE STUDIO

Actor, Joe Pantoliano is in the studio this morning. Adam says Joe has a great energy, he sends off a great vibe! Joe stars in the movie The Amateurs, which is currently is theaters now. Joe says this movie is bound to offend you people, you won’t want to miss it!! Joe talks about recently discovering he suffers from depression, thankfully he is currently taking medication for this delimitating illness and he says he is a happy man today because of it!! Checkout Joe’s personal website, www.joeypants.com for more information on this super cool actor.

8:41 AM – THIS WEEK IN RAGE

Adam rages over various issues that drive him completely crazy!! This weeks topics:
- Decorating a rubber plant for Christmas
- People who say a border wall won’t work
- Smokers backing down on anti-smoking laws, unlike the NRA
- Reggae town
- The 60’s TV show, “Family Affair”

9:02 AM – WHO WILL BECOME OUR NEXT PRESIDENT?

Listeners call in and cast their votes on who they would like to see become the next President of the United States.

9:23 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

9:43 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

9:55 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW

Mahalo!!