JANUARY 10, 2008 – TRACY MORGAN, JIMMY KIMMEL AND RICH DEMURO CALL IN; CHRIS TITUS AND THE TUETUL’S ARE IN THE STUDIO
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6:01 AM – SLAUGHTER HOUSE TALK
Listener Joe from South Carolina calls in to give praise to Adam saying everything Adam “touches turn to gold”. Teresa asks Joe about Southern women; Joe says they all tend to be on the plump side. Adam says “all Southern women are shaped like Southern bells”.
John, a cow slaughterer from Fresno calls in and gives us all the gory details about his job! John wakes every morning and goes straight to the slaughter house where he shoots cows directly between the eyes with a 22 magnum rifle while standing only 5 feet directly in front them! Yowsa!!! John says his favorite part is “watching them drop”. After he shoots them, he bleeds them and then skins them! Adam asks “what about those doey eyes looking right at you”, “I don’t care” he says. John also says he is pretty new to this work and admits to having missed a few shots a couple of times. Unbelievably John is not single and says his girlfriend is a vegetarian; however he says, “she loves the meat in the bedroom!”
6:26 AM – ADAM DOES NOT HAVE HERPES!
Valerie calls in and asks Bald Brian if he is still gay. Adam Says Brian is” practically gay, not specifically gay”. Valerie admits to having a huge crush on our Bald Brian. Adam tells Valerie to “keep dreaming…maybe one day he can be your gay Great Gazoo”.
Adam relays a little story about himself. Years back, while having a little pillow talk after sex with a lady, she admitted to him that she had herpes!! Don’t you think she should have told him before they did the nasty deed? Adam says she was easy to forgive because she was a hot model. And guess what? Adam didn’t use a condom; because he says he had “low self esteem”, luckily Adam did not contact the disease.
6:43 AM – CRAZY NEWS STORY REENACTMENT
Adam and Teresa reenact a scene ripped straight from the headlines of one of today’s top news stories!
Here’s the story; a guy was arrested for shooting his horse and then having sex with it, while on parole he was arrested once again for slaughtering a deer and then guess what? He had sex with it! Can you believe this s.? This loony bin received a ridiculously short amount of time in the slammer so he therefore will probably be in need of a lady friend after his release from prison, right? Adam plays the friend of this weirdo looking to set up his buddy and Teresa plays the desperate woman looking for a good man!!
7:03 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS; TRACY MORGAN CALLS IN
Teresa reports the news.
Tracy Morgan calls in to talk about his hysterical new movie, First Sunday which opens in theatres tomorrow! First Sunday also stars Ice Cube. For more information, check out www.tracymorgan.net
7:22 ARE – CHRIS TITUS IS IN THE STUDIO; TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS
Comedian, Chris Titus is in the studio this morning. Chris says Teresa is a “great Robin to Adam’s Batman”. Chris recently ended a long term relationship and is now dating a younger, hotter lady!! What could be better than that, Adam asks. Titus sits in as Teresa continues to report the news.
Chris will be performing tonight through January 13th at the Irvine Improv. For more information, check out Chris’s website, www.christophertitus.com as well as, www.improv2.com.
7:52 AM – CHRIS TITUS STILL WITH US
Chris Titus is still with us in the studio. Adam talks about smoothies and how he craves the peanut, banana and chocolate smoothie, unfortunately it has a million calories, so instead he always ends up with the carrot, beet, and celery smoothie.
Chris relays a story about Bruce Springsteen. After meeting him briefly he was invited out of the blue to attend a recent concert of his. Chris was given the coolest VIP passes and he was seated directly in the front row!! Chris ran into an executive who used to give him a hard time and would always say he hated Chris’s show there. Titus said it felt so damn good to flaunt his VIP passes to this arse!!! Can you believe Chris’s night still got better? Toward the end of the show, a security guy came up to Titus telling him Bruce would like to meet with him after the show!! The Edge from U2 was there as well as. And then “The Fonze” walks up, Henry Winkler, it was as if he had fallen into a “worm hole into another world”. It ended up being one of the best nights of his life.
8:15 AM – THE TUETULS ARE IN THE STUDIO
The Tuetul’s from the television show, American chopper are in the studio this morning. American Chopper follows the company founder, moustached and tattooed Paul Tuetul Sr. and his talented chief designer and fabricator, Paul Tuetul Jr. The contrasting attitudes of these men and their propensity for sulking lead to fiery but funny exchanges, as they meet seemingly impossible deadlines for building incredible one-of-a-kind custom choppers.
Don’t miss the fifth season of American Chopper, January 17 at 9 PM on TLC. For more information, check out, www.discovery.com.
8:32 AM – JIMMY KIMMEL CALLS INTO THE STUDIO
Jimmy Kimmel calls into the studio. Adam and Kimmel talk about the writer’s strike that is currently ongoing. Tonight Jay Leno will appear on Jimmy’s late night show and vice versa, this will be a first in television history as they each appear on the others show on the same night.
Kimmel will tape The Tonight Show around 5:30 and then go back to his studio where Jay will join him for the taping of his show!! Adam says, “This is what you call a win, win situation”. You definitely won’t want to miss it people!!
Kimmel is such a good guy he has continued to pay his staff while the writers strike continues! Don’t miss the Jimmy Kimmel show tonight at 12:05 AM on ABC, as well as Kimmel on the Late Show this evening on NBC.
8:49 AM – ACE OF HEARTS
Adam hands out love and relationship advice to callers in desperate need!
A listener calls in and admits to having a temper problem, however he says he has not struck his little lady as of yet, that is. Can Adam help him? Of course he can! Does he? Not so much!!
Listener, Ella calls in and swears she is not pressuring her man into marriage; Adam doesn’t believe her or like her for that matter, therefore he hangs up on her, its great!!
9:17 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
9:42 AM – RICH DEMURO CALLS IN
Rich DeMuro, a technology reporter for KCAL-TV, calls into the studio this morning from the Consumer Electronic Show in Las Vegas. You can watch Rich each night on KCAL 9 News at 8 PM. Rich’s nightly “Tech Check” checks out the coolest and hottest tech gadgets, trends and websites around. And guess what? DeMuro and our own Bald Brian used to be roomies in college!!
Check out Rich’s personal website, www.richdemuro.com for more information.
9:56 AM –ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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One Comment
True story… on KISW in Seattle, after Lance Bass, Richard Simmons and Sigfried and Roy came out of the closet… there was a question on the show “the mens room” asking listeners to give their predictions for who would come out of the closet this year. Danny Bonaduce came up on about the 3rd or 4th call.
He’s pretty fruity. Over compensating when it comes to masculinity, can’t let go of the gay jokes and humor, great sense of fashion etc etc. i always thought he was a little gay.
I want to buy him a bottle of this: http://www.rosiesvagina.com