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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Tonight is the third episode of Dancing With the Stars!!! Adam talks about how ridiculous it is that his fellow contestants practice for hours on end, Adam has a life and thinks that two hours of practice a day is sufficient!
Adam talks about how funny he is and how unfortunate it is that the editors on Dancing With The Stars do not use the funniest clips of him on the show!! Adam says you are only as funny as the person who edits your segments! Adam says he is definitely funnier than he comes across on TV people!
Marisa calls in with a womans perspective on The Hammer and she said she thought it was a “perfect film”, she absolutely loved it!!
6:26 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Adam talks about how Dancing With The Stars want to put him into a matadors outfit, never he says, NEVER!
Teresa says she caught an episode of Top Gear over the weekend and loved it!
6:47 AM – MAD MARCHNESS
Mad Marchness: The top 16 topics that piss Adam off the most are pitted against each other until only one is left standing. Today’s topic: Red turn arrows VS. Celebrity children’s books.
7:03 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* The Hammer continues to receive great reviews!
* Jedi Church – now an official religion?
* Man arrested for trying to have sex with a picnic table!
7:35 AM – AL ROKER CALLS INTO THE STUDIO
The Today Show’s, Al Roker calls into the studio. Al talks about his new television show DEA, which is an unscripted look into dangerous drug busts with the brave officers of the Detroit DEA. Don’t miss the premier which airs on Spike TV, April 2nd at 11PM.
8:02 AM – STEVE GARVEY CALLS INTO THE STUDIO
Legendary Dodger’s baseball player, Steve Garvey calls into the studio. Steve talks about his new book, My Bat Boy Days: Lessons I Learned From the Boys of Summer available for sale now!!
8:21 AM – DRUG TALK; JAY MOHR CALLS IN
Adam talks about the “War on Drugs” and how the Government spends more money arresting people who smoke pot than they do people who smoke meth. What’s the deal with that? Adam thinks that is ridiculous!!
Comedian, Jay Mohr calls in. Jay admits to smoking the “hippy lettuce” once in a while. Don’t miss Jay’s performance at the Brea Improv, April 4 – April 6.
8:45 AM – JASON TAYLOR CALLS INTO THE STUDIO
NFL great and Adams “arch nemesis on the dance floor”, Jason Taylor calls into studio. Adam calls Jason, “6 feet of rippled muscle!” Jason says he is a “little unsettled and nervous” waiting to dance the Jive tonight on Dancing With the Stars. Jason calls the Jive “a short mans dance”, so understandably he is a little worried!
9:03 AM – STEVE GUTTENBERG CALLS INTO THE STUDIO
“The nicest person in show business”, Steve Guttenberg calls into the studio. Steve thinks Adam is “so great,” because Adam always gives him encouraging words of wisdom while backstage! Steve says he forgets he is in a dancing competition, he thinks of it more as “a party!” Steve compares DWTS to Fantasy Island, it’s totally surreal.
Listen up ladies!! The Gutt is still single and looking for that special someone to share his exciting life with!! Hey Now!!
9:23 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
9:42 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS
Teresa continues to recap the news.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Watch Dancing With The Stars Tonight on ABC at 8 PM! Mahalo!!
