April 30, 2008 – Bobby Slayton and C Thomas Howell are with us

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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Adam and the gang are shooting LIVE out in the parking lot of KTLA the CW this morning to promote The Farmer Wants A Wife.

Larry calls in unhappy this morning, he cannot go on he says, his wife is leaving him and she wants to take his son, and he is also suffering from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, could it get any worse?

Adam says being dumped when you are in a bad place sucks, “if you are an emotional wreck it can kill you”, so long Larry!! Just kidding…Adam’s advice is to, “focus on making yourself a strong athlete!”

6:27 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

The baby sheep on the set are killing Teresa, they are so damn cute!!

Humbert calls in, he says he feels so liberated when he drives through red left turn arrows, he loves “pulling a Carolla!” Adam says, “cops set up traps and wait for you to come to them…cops don’t have enough time to willy nilly and go out looking for people who are breaking the law.”

Adam says, “don’t wait for the man to tell you to turn!” Adam is doing his own thing people, whoo hooo!! Try to catch him Villaretardo!

6:47 AM – RICH MAN, POOR MAN

The gang play Rich Man, Poor Man: Dueling with pistols VS. Dueling with banjo’s!

7:04 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Obama “outraged” by former pastor.

* Paula Abdul gets confused on American Idol.

* Jimmy Hendrix sex tape to be released!

7:34 AM – BOBBY SLAYTON IS ON THE SET

Pitbull of Comedy, Bobby Slayton is on the set this morning. Bobby says he feels “so comfortable” coming onto our show. Bobby relays his own crazy Paula Abdul story.

7:49 AM – BOBBY SLAYTON STILL WITH US

Comedian and “legend” Bobby Slayton continues to hang out on KTLA’s pseudo-farm. Teresa’s fiancee is going to Vegas for his bachelor party this weekend, she asks Bobby should she be worried? Bobby says it is usually the grooms friends who hook up, so don’t worry too much!

Don’t miss Bobby’s regular performance at Hooters Casino in Las Vegas, Wednesday through Sunday nights. Bobby talks about his great gig at Hooters, he’s making a killing, he says.

8:13 AM – HOBO POWER; BOBBY HANGS OUT

Hobo Power: the unit of stink measurement. Listeners call in with their ideas of what they consider to be smelly: Dead whales, you have to see this! Bobby says he actually knew a guy who was killed by an exploding dead whale, seriously!

8:33 AM – C THOMAS HOWELL IS ON THE FARM; SAM RUBIN WITH US TOO

C Thomas Howell is on the KTLA lot this morning. Thomas currently is staring on the show, Celeb Cadabra, where celebs come together to learn how to become magician’s. Thomas says he has never worked harder in his life!

Don’t miss Celeb Cadabra which airs on VH1 Sunday nights.

Sam Rubin, news anchor from KTLA simulcasts LIVE from the set.

9:00 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS;C THOMAS HOWELL STILL WITH US

Teresa recaps the news.

* Austrian sicko imprisoned daughter and fathered her 7 children.

* Christian De La Fuente injured on Dancing With the Stars.

9:19 AM – HAYSTACK DIVE IS ON!!

The Farmer Wants a Wife race to find the needle in the haystack is on, the winner will win 10,000 dollars!! We have a winner people, John says he is going to Vegas!! Yahoo!!

9:42 AM – ERIC STROMER WITH US;TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

Hunky Eric Stromer is out on the farm. Don’t miss this super hunk on Over Your Head which airs on the HGTV channel.

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW

Mahalo!

April 29, 2008 – Randy West is in the studio; Jon Favreau calls in; Comedian Brian Regan chats it up

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1. Jon Favreau

The original swinger himself and director of the upcoming smash hit film “Ironman,” Jon Favreau talks to Adam and the gang about finally making a comic book movie that works.

2. How Say You?

Adam delves into the finer points of fighting chicken “S” tickets and casts other various gems of insight to his beloved listeners in Radioland.

3. Nicaraguan Name That Tune

Listeners call in and attempt to decipher which Grateful Dead song Ozzy is currently butchering in his heavy Nicaraguan accent for a chance to win a ticket for chance to find a needle in a hay stack for $10,000.

4. News – April 29, 2008

Teresa reads today’s headlines. Lick-Wilmerding!

5. Randy West

Yes.., That Randy West. Pioneer porn star and now author, Randy West discusses his illustuious career spanning over 3 decades in adult film with the Ace Man. Check out his upcoming book, “Hard at Work,” coming soon (pun intended).

6. Randy West Love Songs

Legendary porn star and author Randy West sticks around the studio and dissects his life further with the gang, as Adam sings the great man’s praises in off the cuff Randy West tribute songs. Check out his upcoming book, “Hard at Work,” coming soon (pun intended).

7. Comedian Brian Regan

Long time stand up comedy great, Brian Regan talks to Adam and the gang about his exclusive lineage in comedy and discusses his upcoming events with the gang. See him perform live at the Wiltern Theater, Saturday. Tickets at BrianRegan.com.

8. The Ace of Hearts

Adam and Teresa dispense some invaluable advice to callers who are troubled with their relationship woes.

9. The Ace of Hearts, Continued

The Ace Man and the gang continue to hand out relationship advice to a slew of love sick callers in a spirited round of The Ace of Hearts.

10. News Recap – April 29, 2008

Teresa reads today’s headlines. Lick-Wilmerding!

11. News Recap – April 29, 2008

Teresa reads today’s headlines. Lick-Wilmerding!

12. Wrap Up

Adam wraps up today’s show. Mahalo!

April 28, 2008 – Christian DeLa Fuente is in the studio; Jason Taylor calls in

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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

OMG it is so damn hot!! Adam currently has no air conditioner in his mansion so he actually had to take a dip in his mote over the weekend! Speaking of heated…Adam relays a heated argument he had with Lynnette, Adam asks is he a dick or not? Adam feels he asks fairly reasonable requests of people, so is he crazy?

So here’s the deal, Adam had to schlep the portable air conditioner up from the basement so his kiddies could stay cool over the weekend. Finally Adam gets the the air conditioner hooked up and the fam get ready to go out for the day. All is good except Adam is super paranoid that the bedroom windows and door stay closed so their room actually cools down, so he repeatedly asks Lynette, “the windows are closed right?” Lynnette repeatedly assures him the windows and door are indeed closed.

The Carolla family go out and have a wonderful day and finally arrive back at their house later that night. Adam walked into the kiddies bedroom to find the windows and door wide open!! This absolutely infuriated him, he asked Lynnett, “is there something wrong with you?” Adam asks is he an a-hole? Is he wrong to be so pissed? Adam says, “there is nothing worse than being the bread winner and not being heard!”

6:29 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

A listener calls in to ask should he stay wife his wife just for the kids sake? Absolutely not! Adam says send her on “a rocket sled to therapy” just like he did to his mom when he told her she wasn’t high up on his priority list.

6:50 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Mike calls in, he is currently in law school and is miserable! What should he do? Adam says push through brother! Shannon calls in and wastes Adams time!

7:09 AM -CHRISTIAN DE LA FUENTE IS IN THE STUDIO

Christian De La Fuente is in the studio this morning. Adam and Christian talk about Dancing With the Stars. Tonight Christian dances to the Samba and the Viennese waltz.

What’s next for Christian after DWTS? Christian has a TV series, In Plain Sight which airs on USA network and premiers June 1st.

Christian talks about Kabbalah which he has believed in for years. He’s spiritual, funny and he can dance, Christian is a total package people!

7:35 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* President Bush, comedian?

* Pam Anderson has new show coming soon!

* Baby Mama: # 1 comedy over the weekend.

8:07 AM – MUSIC MONDAY

Music Monday: the best and worst country songs of all times are played. Click here to see the gang’s top choices.

Listen here to one of Adams favorites picks. Listen to one of Adams least favorite songs! Listen to this one too!

8:24 AM – MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES

Music Monday continues: the best and worst country songs of all time continue to be played.

Listen to Teresa’s top pick here.

8:41 AM – MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES

Music Monday continues. Listeners call in with their favorite picks. Listen here!

9:01 AM – JASON TAYLOR CALLS IN

Jason Taylor calls into the studio. Jason says the Miami Dolphins did well in the draft yesterday.

Jason says he would actually pay money to have Adam in the studio with him tonight on Dancing With the Stars. Tonight Jason dances the quickstep and the pace doble. Don’t miss Dancing With the Stars tonight at 8 PM on ABC.

9:15 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* Obama’s former pastor speaks out.

9:38 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW

Mahalo!

April 25, 2008 – Larry Miller and JR Futrell call into the studio; Megyn Price is in the studio

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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Raphael calls in from Battle Creek, Michigan to ask Adam to relay the story about the time he was in a street fight with a bunch of bullies.

Adam does not exaggerate people, when he tells a story know he tells it exactly how it went down!

Adam was in his twenties and “went to a make out party with some buddies up in the hills.” Adam and his friends paired up with some chicks there, unfortunately Adam got stuck with the ugly scary chick! Adam found out pretty early on there was no love connection there so Adam decided to leave, as he’s walking down the stairs a group of scary looking guys were walking up the stairs, and this crazy bitch yells out, “he just hit me!!”. Adam says, “she must have felt jilted and scorned.”

So these stupid bullies start messing with Adam ready to kick his ass! One guy throws a beer bottle at Adam and another walks up behind Adam and hits him behind the knee with a baseball bat, all the guys then jump on Adam and beat him up!! Adams lip was split wide open, however he says he “still felt fine.” HUH? Who knew Adam was such a bad ass!

6:29 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Adam continues to tell his story. Listen up, Adam is a boxer don’t mess with him people!

Bob calls in from Michigan, he wants to move to Los Angeles. Adam and Teresa try to dissuade him! Adam asks, why would you want to move here? There is so much traffic and smog, people are rude and no one speaks English anymore!

6:53 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Adam takes calls from listeners who love him and The Hammer!

7:07 AM – HOW SAY YOU? NEVER ENDS

Listen to the most annoying song in the world here!!! If you like this song Adam says you are stupid!

7:22 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Wesley Snipes sentenced to three years in prison for tax evasion.

* Burglar loses fight with blind homeowner.

* Shia LaBeouf busted for unlawful smoking.

7:55 AM – TOTALLY TOPICAL TIVO

Totally Topical TiVo: Actual TiVo descriptions are read and the gang try to guess the correct movie. Teresa, Adam and Brian play for listeners who call in, the winner has a chance to win 10,000 dollars courtesy of KTLA: The Farmer Wants a Wife.

8:14 AM – LARRY MILLER CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Larry Miller calls into the studio. Larry and Adam talk about alternative fuel this morning. Larry thinks garbage should be turned into fuel, he says, “there’s gotta be a way to melt and burn it!”

Larry stars in the movie The Final Season which is available for sale now. Don’t miss Larry’s performance tomorrow night at the Impov in Hollywood.

8:42 AM – JR FUTRELL CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

FHM magazine representative, JR Futrell calls into the studio to talk about FHM’s Top 100 Sexiest Women In The World issue available for sale now! Adam gives his opinion about the ladies who made it on the list. Adam calls Victoria Beckham an orange popsicle with fake boobs, how the hell did she make the cut?

9:06 AM – THIS WEEK IN RAGE

In This Week In Rage Adam rants about the following:

*Aidan, Jayden and Cayden
*No urinal dividers
*DJs at radio station events playing techno music
*Fiesta mix
*Ozzie leaving the yogurt pretzels open

9:25 AM – MEGYN PRICE IS IN THE STUDIO; TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Megyn Price is in the studio this morning. Megyn brought in a fresh baked apple pie with home made ice cream, can you say the best guest ever?!! Adam says if she ever divorces her husband he will marry her and treat her like a queen!

Teresa recaps the news.

9:39 AM – MEGYN PRICE CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

The best pie maker in the world, Megyn Price continues to hang out in the studio. Megan stars in the hit television show, Rules of Engagement which airs Monday nights on CBS, don’t miss it people!

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!!

April 24, 2008 – Mark Steines and Dax Shepard call into the studio; Neil Patrick Harris and Mike Birbiglia are in the studio

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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Adam says he was “raised by badgers in a dump!” Therefore Adam grew up with a lot of shame in his family, “not traditional religious shame” just “poor shame”. When Adam was growing up there was never anything to eat in his house so he would go over to his friends homes and “pillage their refrigerators.” Now that Adam is an adult he gets infuriated when he walks into his kitchen and sees food laying out on the counters spoiling!! This drives Adam absolutely crazy, he’s not cheap, he just does not like to waste food. Adam blames Ozzie who is usually responsible 80% of the time he says. Adam says it shames him and brings him emotionally right back to the time when he was a child and had to sneak around his friends homes in search of food!

6:26 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

14 year old Seth calls into the studio to ask Adam how he can break into broadcasting. Adam says the most important thing is to have chutzpah! Adam’s advice: work your way up, do your job, don’t complain and put in the hours!!

6:49 AM – MARK STEINES CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Entertainment Tonight’s “pretty boy” Mark Steines calls into the studio. Adam cannot believe ET has been around for almost 30 years!! Adam asks Mark who is his favorite celebrity to interview, who does he consider to be consistently strong? Mark says Julia Roberts, Cher and Adam always “bring it and give spontaneous interviews.”

7:05 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Grizzly bear kills his trainer!

7:40 AM – DAX SHEPARD CALLS INTO THE STUDIO


Dax Shepard calls into the studio. Dax stars in the upcoming movie, Baby Momma opening in theaters April 25th. Watch the trailer here. Adam says “Dax plays an awesome stupid guy!” Dax and Adam just met for dinner at the famous restaurant Lawry’s the other night and reminisce about their amazing prime rib!!

8:06 AM – NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS IN THE STUDIO

Neil Patrick Harris is in the studio. Neil stars in the new movie, Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay opening in theaters tomorrow, the movie is already receiving great reviews! Watch the trailer here.

Don’t miss Neil on his hit television show, How I Met Your Mother which airs Monday nights on CBS.

8:20 AM – NEIL CONTINUES TO HANG OUT IN THE STUDIO

Neil continues to hang out. The gang talk about marijuana!! Neil says he is not against smoking pot, his only concern is getting pot smokers off their damn sofas so they can go out and see his film! Neil talks about Brittany Spears appearance on his show, she was really nice he says and he hopes she returns to the show.

8:41 AM – MIKE BIRBIGLIA IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian Mike Birbiglia is in the studio. Mike has a new live comedy out on DVD, My Secret Public Journal available for sale now! Mike says he loves pizza, this gets Adam excited!

8:58 AM – MIKE BIRBIGLIA CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

“Pudgy and awkward” Mike Birbiglia continues to hang out in the studio. Mike and the gang continue to talk about pizza, one of Adam’s favorite foods! Teresa admits she loves pineapple and Canadian bacon pizza, however she peels off the bacon just so she can have the “essence of it.” Mike says his favorite is spinach and sausage.

9:12 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

9:39 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

* Star Jones divorcing her husband!

* Paula Abdul leaving American Idol?!

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW

Mahalo!

April 23, 2008 – Chris Rock calls into the studio

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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Giovanni from Honolulu calls in, “once again miserable” he says, he hates Hawaii! Giovanni says he saw The Hammer three times already and says he thinks there is a message to The Hammer, he calls it a life affirming movie, and the most original movie he has ever seen!! Hey now!! Adam calls him “officially the smartest person in Hawaii.”

Jason calls in wondering what Adam thinks about race car driver Danica Patrick. Adam thinks “she’s cute, she’s good looking for a race car driver!”

Adam says he is having a hard time conceptually watching Dancing With the Stars. Adam says, “who the hell is going to beat Yamaguchi? She’s a god damn child prodigy!” Adam says when he was dancing with Julianne she tried to “set him straight” telling him this competition is half a popularity contest, forget what the judges have to say! However, Adam points out the contestants with the lowest scores have continually been sent home each week, so who the hell can say? Adam thinks judging each contestant as though they have equal dance training is ridiculous!

6:27 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Adam says he “may not be around much longer”, he is “about to go to holy war with the city starting today!” Adams garbage will no longer be picked up at his house because he put a temporary power poll up at his house and now the city is punishing him! Adam says the timing on this could not be worse, he just paid hundreds of thousands of dollars in taxes and now he is pissed people!! He’s not f-ing around he says! Adam says he’s about to “Ruby Ridge their asses!!”

6:56 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* CNN reporter arrested!

7:14 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS

Teresa continues to report the news.

* Latest Hillary Clinton news.

7:35 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS

Teresa continues to report the news.

* Marlee Matlin eliminated from Dancing With the Stars.

* Gerard Butler dating Cheryl Burke?

8:04 AM – BLAH BLAH BOG

Lame celebrity blogs are read as the gang tries to guess the retarded celebrity who wrote them. The winner will haver a 1 in 5 chance to win ten thousand dollars courtesy of KTLA to celebrate the debut of The Farmer Wants a Wife which will air April 30th on channel 5.

8:30 AM – CHRIS ROCK CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Chris Rock calls into the studio. Chris will perform at the Gibson Amphitheater tonight through Saturday night. Chris says he has all new material, it’s going to rock!!

Chris talks about McCain, Chris says he “can’t see a man who already has his own bucket list become President!” Adam asks Chris if he would like to see a man of color elected for President? Chris says he does not base his decision to vote for Obama based solely on the fact that he is black, he really does think he is qualified to run the country!

Chris talks about living in New York, he calls himself “an East Coast guy”, and thinks “New York is funnier than Los Angeles!”

Chris talks about his favorite charity, The Salvation Army, donate people!!

8:50 AM – MADE UP MOVIE TITLES

Listeners call in with their made up movie titles and Adam turns them into blockbusters. Just to name a couple: Coming Around the Mountain and Malicious Logic.

9:06 AM – MADE UP MOVIE TITLES CONTINUES

Listeners continue to call in with their made up movie titles.

9:25 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

9:39 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo! Go see The Hammer people!

April 21, 2008 – Bill Burr is in the studio; Jason Taylor calls in

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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Teresa relays a dream she had last night: Teresa was walking down the isle, literally about to get married, when she really really had to pee!! In her dream she actually wet her pants, and guess what happened? Teresa woke up having actually peed in her bed! “Just a tiny bit… just a teeny drip” she says. Look for Teresa’s spoiled panties on ebay!! Just kidding!

Brenda calls in to thank Adam for appearing at The Block over the weekend in Orange County.

6:28 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Jeremy calls in after seeing Adam at Burbank Boxing Club over the weekend. Jeremy was really impressed with the way Adam handled the kiddies that were there, they loved him!!

6:47 AM – MORE HOW SAY YOU?

Vince calls in dying to work as an intern here on the show!! Teresa says Adam likes his interns to stay off the radar and keep a low profile, can he do that?

Adam says he pitches more ideas that go nowhere, ideas that get “thrown into the hopper”, however Adam says he doesn’t look at them as failures!

7:07 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* The Pope still in America.

* Kelly Clarkson performs for The Pope. Listen here.

* Sign language is a physically demanding job?!

* Shannon Elizabeth dating dance partner Derek Hough?

7:40 AM – LAST WEEK IN RAGE

Today Adam rages about the following:

* Fish tacos!!

* Mexico and capital punishment.

* Celebrity alter egos!

* Oprah’s annoying audience.

* Donations made in your name.

8:03 AM – MUSIC MONDAY

Today’s theme: The best and the worst songs sung by celebrities. Click here to see the gang’s top picks.

8:19 AM – MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES

Music Monday continues. The best and worst songs to be sung by celebrities continue to be played.

Listen to one of Bald Brian’s favorite and least favorite here.

8:43 AM – BILL BURR IS IN THE STUDIO; MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES

Comedian Bill Burr is in the studio and laughs along with the gang as the best and worst songs sung by celebrities continue to be played.

9:06 AM – BILL BURR CONTINUES TO HANG OUT: JASON TAYLOR CALLS IN

Jason Taylor calls into the studio. Jason will be performing two dances tonight on Dancing With the Stars. You won’t want to miss it people, Jason will try to get his honky tonk on while wearing a cowboy hat!!

Bill continues to hang out in the studio. Don’t miss Bill’s performance on HBO’s One night Stand.

Bill will be performing at The Helium Comedy Club in Philadelphia, May 1st through May 3rd. Check out Bill’s CD, Emotionally Unavailable available for sale now!

9:23 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

9:43 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS.

Terersa continues to recaps the news.

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!! Go see The Hammer!!

April 18, 2008 – Daniel Tosh, Joel McHale and Patrick Warburton are in the studio; Morgan Spurlock calls in

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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Adam talks about our city this morning, which Adam calls, “a slice of lazy crappy communism!!” Adam is currently doing construction on his house and talks about how infuriating having to deal with the city and all their god damn red tape can be! Adam says he “paid over a million dollars in taxes easily last year” and is now being threatened by the city that they are no longer going to pick up his garbage! The city says Adam is breaking some stupid rule in regards to the construction that is currently under way! How dare they!! Adam is furious!! Teresa compares Adam to “a fly wriggling on bureaucratic fly paper.”

6:28 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Listeners call in and talk about various issues on their minds. One listener calls in to ask Teresa about her new book, 101 Ways to Win a Coin Toss. Teresa says it was a joke people, she does not have a book coming out!!

6:49 AM – NICARAGUAN NAME THAT TUNE

Nicaraguan Ozzie sings Led Zepplin tunes this morning. The listener who can correctly guess the songs Ozzie is singing will win concert tickets to see Robert Plant perform live at the Greek Theater.

7:06 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Pope arrives in New York.

7:38 AM – DANIEL TOSH IS IN THE STUDIO

Tonight Show comedian, Daniel Tosh is in the studio. Daniel has an interesting background, he grew up in Germany and was raised in Florida, does anyone smell a bit out of this? Of course Adam cannot resist playing a round of Germany or Florida?!!

Daniel will be performing tonight at the historic Spreckles Theater!!
Daniel will also star alongside Mike Myers is the new movie, Love Guru opening in theaters this June! Watch trailer here! You also won’t want to miss Daniel’s performance at the Irvine Improv May 2nd through May 4th!

7:57 AM – MORGAN SPURLOCK CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden’s, Morgan Spurlock calls into the studio. Morgan talks about his new documentary which is out in theaters today!! Watch the trailer here!
Morgan thinks Osama is still alive and is still hiding out, it comes down to money he says, Osama has the loot to keep himself hidden away forever!! “He’s everywhere, yet nowhere..the fact that he has not been caught is incredible!”

Purchase Morgan’s book here!!

8:23 AM – PATRICK WARBURTON IS IN THE STUDIO

Patrick Warburton is in the studio. Patrick stars in the hit television show, Rules of Engagement which airs Monday nights at 9:30 PM on CBS. The gang play a round of “My Mom is Crazier Than Your Mom!!” Patrick calls his mom a total loon, he says, “I love my mother but she just pisses me off to no end!!” Patrick plays the voice of the cop in the wheelchair on The Family Guy!!

8:39 AM – PATRICK CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Patrick hangs out in the studio and continues to talk about his looney mother and bee’s, yes bee’s!! Teresa relays a story when she was in camp and a bee flew up her short shorts!! Hey Now!!

8:56 AM – JOEL MCHALE IS IN THE STUDIO

Super hunk, Joel McHale is in the studio. Joel plays clips from his popular television show, The Soup which airs on the E! Channel.

9:17 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS; JOEL HANGS OUT

Joel hangs out as Teresa recaps the news.

Don’t miss Joel’s performance tonight at The Improv in Hollywood!!

9:39 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Go see The Hammer!!

April 17, 2008 – Bill Hader and Tommy Lee call in; Juliette Lewis, Brian Dunkleman and Lynn and Alex are in the studio

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6:01 AM – BILL HADER CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

SNL alumnist, Bill Hader calls into the studio. Bill talks about his new movie, Forgetting Sarah Marshall which opens in theaters tomorrow and already receiving rave reviews!! Ebert and Roeper call it an “instant classic!!” Check out the reviews, which Adam says “are off the charts!” Bill calls all the attention “pretty insane!!”

6:26 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Robert calls in to “blow smoke up Teresa and Adams backsides!” Robert says he can tell Adam seems so happy these days now that Danny is off the show. Adam loves to “free style back and forth,” unfortunately Danny was never able to do that! Adam say he now feels he is able to do the show he has always wanted to do, “that means more laughs and more enthusiasm!!” Adam says he is “a god damn comedic expert!” he knew the show would be better without Danny! “The dust has settled and the experiment has worked!”

6:49 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Michael calls in, he was just fired from his job and is now living in his car and having to shower at the 24 Hour Fitness club. Adam thinks he should swallow his pride, call his family, still live out of his car of course, however he should park it in front of his parents house!!

7:05 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

7:34 AM – JULIETTE LEWIS IS IN THE STUDIO

Actress and rocker Juliette Lewis is in the studio. Juliette is the lead singer in the rock band, Juliette and the Licks. Juliette says she has “signed her soul away to rock and roll!!” Juliette says she always had “an aching necessity to perform live in a band,” and calls singing her “passion!”

Adam says the coolest scene in a movie ever is the one with Rodney Dangerfield in Natural Born Killers. Juliette thinks that movie was ahead of its time! Adam says he has followed Juliette’s career ever since from a stalkers distance!

The Licks will perform a free concert in honor of Earthday this Sunday, April 20th at the Santa Monica Pier at 12 PM!! Purchase The Licks new album, Four on the Floor here!!

7:51 AM – JULIETTE CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Juliette continues to hang out in the studio. Juliette has the greatest energy, she compares herself to a whirling dervish, she has so much vigor!! Juliette describes her music as “full bodied muscular rock and roll!” Don’t miss her FREE performance this Sunday at the Santa Monica pier!!

8:08 AM – BRIAN DUNKELMAN IS IN THE STUDIO

Brian Dunkelman is in the studio this morning. Brian is Teresa’s ex-boyfriend, the two met on a night when Brian was booed off the stage after he made fun of Christopher Reeves and it was love ever since between the two!! Teresa and Brian reminisce about the days when they lived together in Teresa’s run down one bedroom apartment!!

8:23 AM – BRIAN CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Brian talks about his stint as the host on American Idol years back, before it became the huge hit it is today. Brian says he was miserable while on the show!!

Brian currently stars in Celebrity Fit Club which airs on VH1.

8:55 AM – TOMMY LEE CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

“The nicest guy in rock and roll,” Tommy Lee calls into the studio. Tommy talks about Crue Fest: a summer musical tour similar to Oz Fest! Tommy has a new album, Saints of Los Angeles coming out June 17th!! Listen here!!

9:21 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* The Pope has landed!!

* Charles Barkley is not a republican!

9:39 AM – LYNN AND ALEX ARE IN THE STUDIO

Gossip queens, Lynn and Alex are in the studio.

* Anderson Cooper’s ex-boyfriend revealed!! OMG!!!

* Brittany Spears latest news here!

* Rob Lowe appears to be guilty on sex charges?!!

* Lyndsey Lohan tries to save the world?!

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!

April 16, 2008 – Pauly Shore, Eric Stromer and Ant are in the studio

CALL ADAM NOW!!(866)901-ADAM

6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Dan calls in to tell Adam he loves him and has seen The Hammer five times, nerd alert!! Dan asks Adam his opinion on gun control, a nerd with a gun…scary!! Adam says he is “all over the map on this one.” Adam thinks the “NRA is out of touch” and that this is a problem that has more than one answer, “proper and responsible legislation and technology need to get involved!”

Adam says people need to be responsible, if you are going to have a gun you should have it in a place where you can get to it, and where the kiddies cannot!!

6:26 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Adam talks about the cheap modifications he has made to cars he has owned. Adam has to use a screw driver to start one of his old cars, Adam says it really impressed the ladies!

6:44 AM – HOW WELL DOES ADAM KNOW HIS STAFF?

Adam answers trivia questions about staff members here in the studio, will he answer the questions correctly?

7:06 AM – HOW WELL DOES ADAM KNOW HIS STAFF? CONTINUES: TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Adam continues to try to answer questions about his staff.

Teressa reports the news.

* Pope visits America.

* Marilyn Monroe sex tape!

7:20 AM – PAULY SHORE IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian Pauly Shore is in the studio. Pauly takes calls from listeners who love and hate him!

7:58 AM – PAULY CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Pauly continues to hang out in the studio. Pauly talks about his new movie, Natural Born Komics, a Sketch Comedy available for sale now!!

8:16 AM – ERIC STROMER IS IN THE STUDIO


HGTV’s, Over your Head’s hunky Eric Stromer is in the studio. Eric and Adam answer home improvement questions for listeners who call in.

8:46 AM – ANT IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian Ant is in the studio. Ant hosts the hit television show, Celebrity Fit Club which airs on VH1.

9:04 AM – ANT CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Comedian Ant continues to hang out. Ant talks about his recent break up with his boyfriend, and he is bitter people, bitter!! FYI: Ant says his “hymen is fully intact!”

Ant has a new show soon to air on VH1, Celebracadabra, don’t miss it!!

9:26 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* Rob Lowe in hot water!

9:42 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW

Mahalo!!