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6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Adam talks about the chance he might be eliminated tonight on Dancing With The Stars, he really is not that worried people! Adam lives his life this way: he feels his nerves, he does the best that he can and then lets the “chips fall where they may!”

Adam says ideally nerves should work in this way: the universal tests of life will make you nervous people, however the fear of failure should motivate you to do your best, and then your nerves should propel to do move forward!

Keith calls in to tell Adam he took his girlfriend to The Hammer and she loved it, however it was hard to get her to agree to go. Adam says “this movie will satisfy both the boyfriend and the girlfriend equally.”

6:26 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Adam rants about how ridiculous it is that cops pull people over for the stupidest reasons! Adam has a little something to say to all the cops out there: he does not fear you!!! Adam pleads to officers out there to leave US alone, we are on our way to our damn jobs so we can make some god damn money so we can pay YOU!!! Adam says “stop giving out chicken s. tickets!” Adam also tells all the police officers out there: “We pay YOU to protect US!” Again, “we pay YOU to protect US” Adam is quite worked up over this people!

6:52 AM - DAWSON RELAYS LOSS OF SMELL STORY

Dawson relays the story about how he lost his sense of smell. Dawson was on his skate board, hit a rock, and then smashed the back of his head on the pavement. He felt OK, however the next day he woke up vomiting blood! Dawson finally went to the hospital where the doctor told him if he had come in any later he would have experienced brain damage! So really Dawson should be grateful he only lost his sense of smell, right?

7:06 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Rapper 50 Cent does not know if America is ready for a black President.

7:35 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS

Teresa continues to report the news.

* Which star will get the boot tonight on Dancing With The Stars?

8:01 AM - GREG FITZSIMMONS IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian, Greg Fitzsimmons is in the studio. Greg admits to being heavily into porn at one point in time. He says he really loves his wife however she would never turn into an Asian woman so he really had no choice but to watch porn, right? Greg says he feels it was justified!

Greg will perform this Saturday at The Gibson Theater in Los Angeles alongside Artie Lange and Nick DiPaolo.

8:27 AM - TERRY THE PTERODACTYL CALLED OUT OF HIDING

Adam calls his pet pterodactyl, Terry out from hiding to swoop down and take blow hard celebrities away with his razor sharp talons and drop them off into a raging volcano. The first celebrity that must fry is definitely Kimora Lee Simmons and then Heather Mills!

8:47 AM - MUSIC MONDAY ON TUESDAY; GREG CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

The best and worst songs from the year you were born are played. Listen here to one of Adams favorite songs from his birth year, 1964!!! Click here for the gang’s picks!

9:03 AM - MUSIC MONDAY ON TUESDAY CONTINUES; GREG STILL WITH US

The best and worst songs from Teresa’s birth year, 1979 are played. Click here to hear one of Teresa’s favorite songs! Listen to this one too!

Greg takes us back to 1966, listen here!

9:23 AM - MUSIC TUESDAY NEVER ENDS; JAY MOHR CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Music Tuesday continues. Bald Brian plays his favorite song from his birth year, 1978. Listen here!

Jay will perform at the Brea Improv, April 4 - April 6, don’t miss it people!!

9:39 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.
Jay Mohr calls into the studio impersonating Al Pacino.

9:56 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Watch Dancing With The Stars tonight at 8 PM on ABC!!
Mahalo!!