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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
The gang starts the morning off talking about Teresa’s upcoming wedding to Batman. The wedding will take place June 25th at the Venetian Hotel in Las Vegas. Adam talks about Jewish weddings and how long and boring they usually are, however not Teresa’s wedding, she plans for it to be over in less than ten minutes! Adam also talks about how annoying it is when people who get married throw two ceremonies! Isn’t one enough for crying out loud!! Adam wants to know why do all Jews think they are funny? Teresa says, “Jews are the chosen people, however not chosen to be funny.”
Brian calls in and asks Adam about the time he tried out to be a Fireman. Adam says his goal in life was to get a job where he would eventually make ten dollars an hour. Adam says he would be a Fireman today if he could have passed the rope pulley test and if he was another race.
6:27 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Holden calls in wanting Adams advice, he has a crush on an Armenia girl and doesn’t know how to approach her. Holden is a little worried she may be an angry Armenian. Adam asks her does she work at Zankoo Chicken? Adam hates it when people make excuses for rude behavior and blame it on their culture. Adam says there are no excuses, if you flee your country and come to America please try to be nice people!
Teresa has a great idea for a new coffee table book, the worst wedding photos ever!! The photos that annoy her the most are the ones where the couples are on the beach frolicking in the sand, barf!!
Adam says he rolls this way, he doesn’t need support from people, he doesn’t look to his family for support, ever! Why did Mr. Carolla not cross the road? Because it was too much trouble, that’s why! Adam says his father would never go out of his way to watch him at a game or watch him dance for that matter, Adam says, “he is totally impartial”. Adam seems cool with this now that he is an adult however as a child it totally sucked!
6:55 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Angry listener Chris calls in and tries to give Teresa a hard time, asking her rude questions, such as, how much does Adam pay her to laugh at his jokes? Adam says he “doesn’t mind the naysayers.” Teresa is so cool, she just laughs and lets it all roll off her back!
7:08 AM – MAD MARCHNESS
Mad Marchness: National pride VS. taking ceramics classes instead of CPR classes.
7:27 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news:
* Hillary Clinton addresses housing crisis.
* Kathy Lee Gifford returns to TV.
7:54 AM – LYNN AND ALEX ARE IN THE STUDIO
The most hysterical gay couple ever, Lynn and Alex are in the studio. Lynn and Alex talk about how much fun they had watching the taping of Dancing with the Stars, Lynn says he wish he had known they would be sitting up front because he would have brought his gay glitter to throw on Adam while he danced!
Lynn and Alex talk about the latest celebrity gossip:
* Bobby Brown writes tell-all book about Whitney Houston!
* Mariah Carey’s Diva demands!
* Dita Von Teese has hot internet lesbian porn video out now!
Watch Lynn and Alex tonight at 7:30 PM on The Insider, which airs on CBS.
8:21 AM – NICARAGUAN NAME THAT TUNE
Our favorite Nicaraguan, Ozzy sings REM songs as listeners call in and try to guess what the hell he is singing! The listener that can correctly guess 3 out of the 5 songs will win tickets to see REM perform LIVE!
8:39 AM – DAVE COULIER IS IN THE STUDIO
Dave Coulier is in the studio. Dave talks about his experience on Skating With Celebrities, his partner “Nancy Kerrigan was great!” Dave says. Did you know the song “you ought to know” by Alanis Morissette was about him?? Listen to the song here!
Dave will perform The Clean Guys of Comedy this Sunday at The Thousand Oaks Civic Arts Plaza, all proceeds will go directly to The Nicole Parker Foundation. Tickets available now! Dave will also be performing tonight through this Saturday at the Comedy Magic Club in Hermosa Beach.
8:57 AM – JIMMY KIMMEL CALLS IN; DAVE STILL WITH US
Jimmy Kimmel calls into the studio and refers to Adam as his “dancing princess!” Tonight Jimmy will celebrate his 1000th episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! Jimmy talks about how excited he is that Richard Simmons will appear on his show tonight! Teresa asks Jimmy who was his worst guest ever, Monica Lewinsky sucked as well as Omarosa. Tonight the show starts at 11:35, don’t miss it people!
9:13 AM – JESSE VENTURA CALLS INTO THE STUDIO
Jesse Ventura calls into the studio. Jesse talks about his time as a Navy Seal, who knew? Adam asks Jesse now that he has survived the toughest training in the world, does anything ever make him nervous. Of course not he says! Jesse talks about his new book, Don’t Start the Revolution Without Me, available for sale now! Jesse talks about how ridiculous he thinks it is that marijuana is illegal, he says let’s make it legal, tax it and get ourselves out of our damn deficit. Jesse also says if he were the President he would immediately get our troops out of Iraq and abolish sales tax!
9:39 AM -TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Adam will appear at the Fairfax Cinema tomorrow night for a little meet and greet after the 7:30 showing of The Hammer. Adam promises a money back guarantee for those that do not enjoy his film. Adam will also appear this Saturday night at the Culver Plaza Theater in Culver City.
Mahalo!!
