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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
The gang talk about Artie Lange and the big blow out between him and his assistant yesterday live on the Howard Stern Radio Show. Listen here!
A listener calls in to ask Adam if he would ever consider taking Artie’s spot on Howard’s show? Adam says he would “consider anything at the end of any contract!” Adam doesn’t mind being a sidekick, Adam says if the pay were equal he would much rather be Howard’s side kick than have his own radio show, Adam calls himself “a bouillon cube of comedy”, not much is needed to flavor the soup!
6:32 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Super fan Giovanni calls in from Hawaii with a story request for Adam: Giovanni wants to hear the story about the time Adam hid out in his closet watching his friend make out with his girlfriend at Adams house!!
Adam had a friend with a hot girlfriend when he was in the tenth grade. Adam’s friend wanted to bring his girlfriend over to Adams house so he could make out with her, Adam planned to spy on them while hiding out in his closet, with his friends knowledge of course! Unfortunately he was busted by his step mom who was home the entire time, who knew? Her damn car was in the shop!! “Good Christ!” Adam knew this was going to be humiliating, how could he simply walk out of the closet?!!
6:54 AM – SMOKE DETECTOR TALK
Adam talks about smoke detectors and how people have turned into animals when they hear them chirping away in the background. Adam says the dumber you are the easier it is to tune things out!!
Teresa says in order to survive we can not possibly take in all that is around us, “our circuits would explode!”
7:09 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* Secret Talents of the Stars canceled!
* Porn for the blind, finally!!
7:35 AM – NICARAGUAN NAME THAT TUNE
Our favorite Nicaraguan Ozzie sings songs from Rush’s greatest hits. The listener who can correctly guess which song Ozzie is singing will win free Rush tickets!!
7:55 AM – SAMANTHA HARRIS IS IN THE STUDIO
Samantha Harris is in the studio. Samantha is the lovely host on Dancing With The Stars. The gang discuss who they think will be the next contestant to be kicked off the show!!
8:19 AM – SAMANTHA CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Samantha Harris continues to hang out in the studio. Teresa wants to know how Samantha remains in such great shape, she just had a baby!! Samantha says she does not do “crazy celebrity diets”, she’s naturally thin!!!
8:35 AM – DAVID SPADE IS IN THE STUDIO
David Spade is in the studio. David talks about growing up a nerd and look at him now!!
David will perform tonight and tomorrow night at the Planet Hollywood Hotel in Las Vegas. Purchase tickets here!
Did you know that David’s sister-in-law is the popular clothing and accessory designer, Kate Spade?!
A listener calls in and asks David his opinion on Artie Lange, David says “Artie has ballooned up” and is out of control!!
9:01 AM – DAVID CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
David talks about the time his crazy ex-friend broke into his house and tried to kill him!!
Don’t miss David on Rules of Engagement which airs on CBS.
9:23 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
9:42 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS
Teresa continues to recap the news.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!
