May 1, 2008 - Maria Menounos, Daryl Hannah and John Cho phone in; Kal Penn and Dr. Alter are in the studio

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6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Adam talks about yesterdays search for the needle in the haystack on the set of Farmer Wants a Wife, at first no one could find the needle and it seemed like such an unbearably long time as if “time stood still.”

Tom from Cincinnati calls in asking Adam why there are no good radio personalities out there these days, except Adam, of course. Adam says when comedians are really funny they never do radio they go directly television!

Adam spends literally nine minutes talking about time and how pointless it is. Adam says he never knows exactly what time it is, he says it must mean he really enjoys spending time with himself!

6:26 AM - HOY SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Mark calls in, he’s torn between voting for Obama or Hillary and would like Adams view on video game censorship and censorship in general.

Adam says he would like to make pot legal, he’s for abortions and he’s also for the death penalty, regarding video game censorship he doesn’t really care. Adam says he sounds like “a staunch republican one minute and the next like a tree hugger.”

Adam says he “doesn’t like the simulated world”, it’s not his thing, he’s not in prison, if he were maybe he would play lame video games. Adam says people who have lives do things, they don’t play video games! Adam doesn’t need to play a game simulating someone’s life, he actually has his own life, “for the love of Christ!”

6:46 AM - MARIA MENOUNOS CALLS IN

The beautiful Maria Menounos calls into the studio. Did you know Maria once worked as a sausage vendor? Speaking of sausage, Teresa asks Maria what type of guy she finds attractive. Maria says, “really funny/chubby guys” HUH? It’s true!!! Maria “loves that lovable sweet face that comes along with a chubby guy”, they’re more loyal she says. Adam asks her to give us an example of a celeb that fits her type, Maria says a chubby Vince Vaughn fits the bill!

Maria will be competing this morning in the APV Cuervo Gold Volleyball championship in Huntington beach.

Don’t miss watching Access Hollywood which airs daily on NBC.

7:03 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Bill O’ Reilly interviews Hillary Clinton.

7:37 AM - KAL PENN IS IN THE STUDIO; JOHN CHO CALLS IN


Kal Penn is in the studio this morning and John Cho calls in. Kal and John star in the new movie, Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay which is currently out in theaters! Watch the trailer here!

Adam says when he first met John and Kal on Loveline he thought “these two guys are the smartest actors out there that will never work again!” And now look at them and the super train they have been riding! What the hell does Adam know?!

7:52 AM - KAL PENN CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Kal continues to hang out in the studio. Listeners call in with questions for Kal. Sabrina wants to know if Kal will be teaching a class in Eroticism of Asian Culture anytime soon, unfortunately not. Did you even know he really teaches that? Kal is smart people! Tim wants to know what they smoke on the set in lieu of the ganja. Kal says a “weird herbal mix that tastes like trash.”

Kal also stars on the television show, House which airs on the Fox channel Tuesday nights, don’t miss it people!

8:12 AM DR. ALTER IS IN THE STUDIO

Board Certified Plastic Surgeon and Urologist, Dr. Alter is in the studio.

Dr. Alter explains how the transgender male, Thomas Beatie was able to become pregnant. Adam says he is not into dudes having babies!

Adam asks if the gender reassignment business is booming? Dr. Alter says elective surgery is down everywhere, however gender reassignment is actually up.

Don’t miss Dr. Alter on the television show, Dr. 90210 which airs on the E! channel.

8:38 AM - DARYL HANNAH CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Daryl Hannah calls into the studio to talk about the environment which she is passionate about saving. Daryl encourages others to recycle and use alternative forms of fuel. Daryl actually runs her car on hemp oil!

Daryl currently stars in the movie, Vice which is currently out in theaters. Watch the trailer here!

Check out Daryl’s daily blog which she writes herself!

9:01 AM - DR. ALTER STILL WITH US

Dr. Alter says he does approx. 10-20 male to female gender reassignment surgeries a year. Bob calls in with ear issues, can you believe it costs over 10,000 dollars to pin back one’s ears, that’s pricey, imagine what a knew pee pee will cost you!

9:20 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* People Magazines Top 100 Beautiful People issue is finally here!

9:44 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

* Check out the ugliest people in music!

9:56 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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