May 16, 2008 - Julianne Hough, Kareem Abdul Jabbar and Dave Attell call in; Rocco DiSpirito is in the studio

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6:01 AM - HOW SAY YOU?

Adam appeared on The Tonight Show last night, Adam says he likes to be spontaneous, and the segments always seem to be rehearsed, however his shtick last night flowed really well. Adam says when people hear he has a morning radio show they always ask him “what time does your show start?” Adam is incredulous!! What time do you god damn think it starts?! The same god damn time morning radio shows have always started!! Adam says people find it unfathomable that things actually happen before they wake up!

Billy calls into the studio, he’s about to purchase his first car. Billy has approx 3000 bucks to spend and would like to know what car Adam would recommend? Adam says, “go Honda Civic and check into the timing belt.”

A listener calls in to tell Adam he just had dinner at his restaurant Amalfi and really enjoyed himself. His pork chop was cooked to perfection! Adam is upset they took the beet salad off the menu, however they make their own pasta, what the hell could be better than home made ravioli? Um…nothing!

6:27 AM - HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Adam had a breakthrough yesterday while he was driving to catch his flight back to LA from NY. Adam was sitting in the back seat of his town car watching his driver drive incredibly slow, however this time he could not believe he did not want to kill himself, normally he would have jumped out the window to end his torture. So what was different this time?

Adam compares the drivers in LA to New York drivers. The drivers here in LA are the worst! They are inefficient and Adam says, “it’s that malaise” that absolutely drives him crazy! People in LA are so damn narcissistic, it’s all about them!! So that was Adams breakthrough, he realized it’s not the slow speed that drives him crazy but the arrogant attitude, the “I’ll go when I damn well like” attitude that kills him!

6:48 AM - JULIANNE HOUGH CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Cutie Julianne Hough calls into the studio. Julianne is in New York to promote her new Country album that comes out next week. Purchase it here!

Adam asks Julianne who she thinks will win on Dancing With the Stars. Julianne says “Kristi is the best dancer out there”, however “Taylor is hot and really graceful!” Julianne thinks it will definitely be between the two of them. Julianne says she is rooting for Kristi, she’d like to see a girl win this time! Adam thinks Christian will be the big winner.

7:06 AM - TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS; KAREEM ABDUL JABBAR CALLS IN

Teresa reports the news.

* California Supreme Court overturns gay marriage ban!

* Ellen Degeneres getting married!

Kareem Abdul Jabbar calls into the studio. Adam asks him why is it big tall guys never seem to live very long, you never really see old tall guys walking around, does he ever think about that? Is that offensive Adam asks? Kareem is not insulted and says he is very healthy and really has never thought about it, thanks for bringing it up Adam!

Check out Kareem’s new book, On The Shoulders of Giants: My Journey Through the Harlem Renaissance available for sale now!

7:35 AM - ROCCO DISPIRITO IS IN THE STUDIO

Celebrity chef, Rocco DiSpirito is in the studio. Rocco asks the gang do they shower this early in the morning? Bald Brian is the only one! Teresa says she likes to simmer in her own funk, therefore no morning shower for her!

Rocco has hooked up with Bertolli and talks about Bertolli’s premium pasta sauces! All natural ingredients and Rocco says you can’t beat the taste!

7:54 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS

Teresa continues to report the news.

* Shania Twain divorcing!

* Greek girl carries her twin in her stomach for nine years.

* Rasputin’s penis on display!

8:26 AM - DAVE ATTELL CALLS IN

Comedian Dave Attell calls into the studio. Dave will be hosting The Gong Show. Dave is looking for cool people to appear on the show. Adam says you don’t need talent, all that is needed is “good old moxie!” Dave says it is going to be a fun wild ride! Sign up to appear on the show here!

8:40 AM - ADAM RAGES ABOUT CLICK IT OR TICKET CAMPAIGN

Adam is incensed! Don’t cops have anything better to do than drive around the god damn city and hand out lame ass tickets to those who drive without wearing their seat belts?! Adam blames Villaretardo! The click it or ticket campaign sucks!

8:59 AM - THIS WEEK IN RAGE CONTINUES

In This Week In Rage Adam rants about the top five things that pissed him off this week:

* People who register for their honeymoon
* Alan Wrench mascot for IKEA
* American Standard urinals
* Megan Fox describing wrong engine in Transformers
* Cross dressers and people with Mohawks who get pissed when you stare at the

9:20 AM - TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* Bush attacks Obama.

* Joe Biden not happy with Bush.

9:39 AM - TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

* Latest McCain news.

9:56 AM - ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!