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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Adam and Teresa saw the new Indiana Jones movie yesterday, Adam says, “act 1 was a solid 9, act two dropped to a 6, and then the third act dropped to a 3.” Adam says at a certain point it became so unbelievable it seemed ridiculous! Adam also thinks there was way “too much weird CGI.” Teresa actually looked at her watch towards the ending! Watch the trailer here.
Adam also saw Forgetting Sarah Marshall, which he says “relied on too many coincidences!” After the thirteenth coincidence, Adam thought give me a damn break, “don’t keep beating that horse!” Watch the trailer here.
Scott calls in from Moscow, Idaho to ask Adams opinion about moving out to Los Angeles. Adam says put some money away, “it’s expensive here in LA.” Listen up, Panorama City and Hawaiian Gardens are not as nice as they sound dude!
Edwin calls in, he saw Good Luck Chuck, the worst movie ever! Adam says, “Jessica Alba is dead behind the eyes…she brings nothing to everything she does!” Watch the trailer here.
6:29 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
A listener calls in to disagree with Adam about his ideas on the Middle East. Adam does not like the Middle East, he thinks “they’re bullies” and calls Middle Easterners “misogynist anti-Semites.”
Adam says almost all industrialized countries have had indigenous people living on the land and then a bunch of blow hards came along and kicked them the hell off. “Some countries have definitely had it worse than others, however that is no excuse to blow people up!” Listen to this uplifting song!
6:48 AM – LARA SPENCER CALLS IN
The Insider’s, Lara Spencer calls into the studio. Adam comments on Lara’s physic, he says she looks amazing! Adam loves The Insider, he calls watching it “a guilty pleasure!”
Lara and the gang dish some celebrity dirt: Adam asks Lara “what the hell is Nicole Richie’s appeal?” Adam does not get it at all! Ashley Simpson got married over the weekend, who the hell cares? She makes the gang want to vomit!
7:05 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* Senator McCain appears on Saturday Night Live.
* Oprah Winfrey’s fans go nuts over her favorite summer things!
7:39 AM – CHRISTIAN DE LA FUENTE IS IN THE STUDIO
Christian De La Fuente is in the studio. Christian talks about his arm injury that occurred while he was dancing live on Dancing With the Stars. Christian says his injury has actually made him work harder and he says his dancing has actually improved!
Don’t miss Christian dancing his final dance on DWTS which airs tonight on ABC at 8 PM. Adam thinks Christian will be the big winner!
8:02 AM – ADAM RANTS ABOUT WHOOPI ON THE VIEW
Adam rants about how ridiculous Whoopi Goldberg is on The View, she is terrible and a “total train wreck!” Rosie is now Adam’s hero!
8:25 AM – ALLEN COVERT IS IN THE STUDIO
Chunky no more, Allen Covert is in the studio. Allen talks about his long friendship with Adam Sandler. Allen says Adam’s new movie, You Don’t Mess With the Zohan is hysterical!
Allen is currently awaiting the birth of his third daughter. Teresa asks Allen if his wife accidentally pooped while giving birth to their first two children? Sometimes this can happen if they push too hard. Allen says thankfully no, but who knows? Maybe she will this time around!
Allen stared in the hit movie, Strange Wilderness, which is available for sale on DVD tomorrow!
8:40 AM – ALLEN CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Allen continues to hang out in the studio. Allen and Adam talk about how stressful it can be to await the birth of a child. Both Adam and Allen concur that there is absolutely no reason to hang out in the hospital while the wifey is in labor, what’s the point?
8:59 AM – DANCING WITH THE STAR RECAP
The gang talk about tonight’s upcoming Dancing With The Stars episode! Don’t miss it people!
9:13 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
* Ted Kennedy hospitalized after seizure.
9:39 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS
Teresa continues to recap the news.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!
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So, perhaps the Middle Easterners are all hateful anti-semites and want to take Isreal away from the Jews. Does that justify spending US tax dollars to defend Isreal though? I mean, we could spend that money more appropriately here in the US on, oh, say, bettering public education or cutting down on healthcare costs.
mwahahah, I said spend tax dollars and cut down on healthcare costs in the same sentence which is not so obvious that it makes sense …. hmmm, perhaps it shouldn’t be so expensive if the US healthcare system got rid of paperwork and did everything on computers, or maybe such a transition would cost a lot of money for some unforseen reason.
Anyway, perhaps we could spend Isreal defense budget money on US alternative energy resource R&D or something.
What happened to the podcasts? they haven’t been updated in more than a week. It’s the only way those of us in SF can hear the show!
“What happened to the podcasts? they haven’t been updated in more than a week. It’s the only way those of us in SF can hear the show!”
As a fellow bay area listener, I understand your frustration!
This one works for me every day…and God bless the persod who updates it!!
http://www.971freefm.com/pages/podcast/43.rss
I just found out they’re screening Don’t Mess with the Zohan in LA before it even comes out. RSVP here http://www.mtvsneakpeekweek.com. I’m so excited for this, can’t wait to see Adam Sandler at the Q&A afterwards!