June 30, 2008 – MIT Mike and Dave, Joan Rivers, Will Arnett and Tom Selleck on the show

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6:01 AM – RING SHOPPING TALK

Teresa talks about wedding ring shopping, she says she really could care less about jewelry, she must be “missing the wedding ring gene.” Teresa is incensed, how dare DeBeers tell her how much money should be spent on the purchase of her engagement ring!! That is why Teresa is contemplating the purchase of a vintage diamond ring as opposed to the purchase of a blood diamond.

6:19 AM – MIT MIKE AND DAVE IN THE STUDIO

MIT Mike and MIT Dave are in the studio, two of the guys who inspired the infamous card counting movie, Twenty one: the true story of MIT students who went to Las Vegas and used their genius to master the blackjack tables and literally brought down the house! Adam says, “if you use your brain against the house, it’s better than using a gun!”

Adam says it would seem to him to be illegal to communicate with your friend or partner while sitting at the table, Mike and Dave say it is absolutely legal!

6:32 AM – MIT MIKE AND DAVE STILL WITH US

MIT Mike and Dave continue to hang out in the studio. Adams asks them to explain in layman’s terms how card counting works: They say it basically is just keeping count of all the high cards.

Mike and Dave say their favorite casinos in Las Vegas are the Mirage and MGM, they say they literally use to walk from casino to casino with hundreds of thousands of dollars in their pockets!

Check out their website and learn to count cards from the masters themselves!

6:55 AM – ADAM ACCEPTS YOUR APOLOGIES

Listeners call in to clear their consciouses! Bob calls in so sad and guilty because he stole a thousand bucks from his poor infirmed grandma! He’s definitely going to hell!

Joel calls in wanting to make amends for throwing a can of Dr. Pepper at a girl’s head from a moving car, ouch!! He’s definitely going to hell too and Adam does not forgive him.

7:25 AM – JOAN RIVERS ON THE SHOW

The legendary Joan Rivers is in the studio. Adam calls Joan a “cash cow that never stops paying off!”

Joan’s gay friend Matt is in the studio as well and relays the tragic death of his boyfriend: he had a heart attack and dropped dead in another man’s bed! Matt says it involved pizza and Xanax , it’s really not how it seems! How does it seem Matt?!

Adam asks Joan who she watches and respects on television these days? Joan says she doesn’t watch anyone, “they can all go to hell!” Joan has been banned from all evening talk shows for years now, going way back to the time when she appeared on The Tonight Show with Johnny Carson. Joan does not want to go into details, however she does call them all “stupid, f-ing a-holes!!” F. them all she says!

7:38 AM – UHH, I DON’T KNOW!!

In a USA Today snapshot readers were asked if they would date a co-worker. The percentage of people who responded “I don’t know” was close to 70%!! This drives Adam crazy!! Adam says to all you losers out there, if you respond to things with the stupidest answer in the world, “I don’t know, you are an idiot!”

7:55 AM – TERESA’S EX MARRIES

Teresa has a bombshell to share: her ex-boyfriend whom she broke up with is getting married!! OMG! She thought they were just taking a little break, WTF? Now he’s getting married? How can this be? Teresa is obviously not over this guy! The worst thing of all is that Teresa was sent a nasty e-mail from her ex-boyfriend’s new girl over her MySpace account, spitefully detailing their new found love and was descriptive and conniving enough to include a picture of this little tramp licking her ex, square across his cheek. How nice!

8:19 AM – WILL ARNETT IN THE STUDIO


Will Arnett is in the studio to promote his new movie Semi-Pro; watch the trailer here.

The gang talks about their favorite television show, Celebrity Rehab with Dr. Drew!

8:36 AM – WILL ARNETT CONTINUES TO HANG OUT


Will Arnett continues to hang out in the studio. Will talks about his adorable wife, Amy Poehler who stars on Saturday Night Live.

8:50 AM – WHAT CAN’T ADAM COMPLAIN ABOUT?

In “What Can’t Adam Complain About,” listeners call in with issues they are positive Adam could not possible rage over, but OH NO!! Adam can complain about anything people, ANYTHING!

Adam complains about the following: new rims and tires, Danny ousted off the show, and Adams lovely children smiling at him!

9:13 AM – TOM SELLECK PHONES IN

Tom Selleck calls into the studio. Tom talks about his journey into acting, he actually started off as a model. Tom says the best thing that ever happened to him was his gig on Magnum P.I.

Adam asks Tom if he was forced to quite acting what would he do instead? Tom says, “stay at home and watch my avocado’s grow!” Tom has no political agenda people!

Watch Tom’s new new television show, Jesse Stone: Sea Change which airs on CBS.

9:35 AM – TEDDY TALK

Teddy, our ex-phone screener calls into the studio to set the record straight as to why he was fired! Jack silver calls in to really set the record straight as to why he “bulleted him of the show!” Jack says, “first and foremost he is insubordinate…he must have worked at Hot Dog on a Stick” before he got into radio! Has the record been set straight? Absolutely not!! The gang says, “we all still love you Teddy!”

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June 27, 2008 – Mary Carey, Jesse Ventura and William Shatner on the show!

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6:01 AM – TALES FROM THE CHEAP

Adam grew up poor, his bedroom was the back porch people, I’m serious, we’re talking poor! The poorest of them all however was our own Mike Lynch, his family actually made their own Tupperware and their glassware were recyclable cheese containers!! Now that’s poor!

6:20 AM – MORE TALES FROM THE CHEAP

Mike Lynch continues to relay the unbelievable but true stories about growing up super poor. Adam says when dining out his grandmother would bring her own wine. Teresa says her father would bring his own hummus and her grandmother would take her half eaten toast home and eat it later with the pilfered jam packets she had stolen.

7:00 AM – MARY CAREY IN THE STUDIO

Porn star and now reality star Mary Carey is in the studio. Mary talks about her time on Celebrity Rehab, she absolutely loves Dr. Drew and yes, Daniel Baldwin did hit on her.

Mary talks About her family and her journey into porn. Mary says her mom is retarded and her father has Cerebral Palsy, good combo! Therefore she was raised by her ailing grandparents and says she had a pretty normal upbringing until…she decided to become a stripper which eventually led to hard core porn.

7:20 AM – MARY CAREY STILL WITH US

The adorable Mary Carey is still with us. Mary continues to talk about her family; her dad is schizophrenic and works in a bowling alley and her mother only recently tried to kill herself by jumping off a building. Mary gets her dad on the line and he is barely legible which makes for a great segment!! He may be slightly retarded, have Cerebral Palsy and Schizophrenia but damn he’s a good bowler, averaging 220 per game!

7:43 AM – MARY CAREY CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Mary gets her mother on the line and it turns out she is somewhat of a savant! Mary’s mom talks about her suicide attempt, jumping off a four story building! She says she “just wanted to end it all!” Mary’s crazy mother says she doesn’t like Dr. Drew because she thinks he was inappropriate when he rubbed her back!! What?!

8:12 AM – MOVIES YOU SHOULD WATCH

Adam relays the movies he thinks all you a-holes out there should watch. Just to name a few,Runaway Train, Diner, Midnight Run and Lost in America.

8:35 AM – THIS WEEK IN RAGE

Adam is incensed over the Click it or Ticket campaign and he totally blames Villaretardo!

8:53 AM – THIS WEEK IN RAGE CONTINUES

In “This Week In Rage” Adam continues to count down the top five things that drove him crazy this week:

* People who register for honeymoons
* American Standard urinals
* Megan Fox not knowing her transformer cars

9:05 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Chris calls in and asks Adam his opinion about the new Nissan Skyline. Adam loves the car however Chris calls him gay which rubs Adam the wrong way and totally pisses him off!

9:22 AM – JESSE VENTURA PHONES IN

Jesse Ventura calls into the studio. Jesse says he really misses The Man Show especially “the girls jumping on the trampolines.” Coming from a family of Navy men, Jesse talks about the time he joined the Navy Seals. Jesse says it defined his life, if he ever feels a little down he thinks back to his training days for the Seals and thinks, “hey, this isn’t that bad!” Jesse says he was “literally Chinese waterboarded” as part of his training.

Jesse talks about his new book: Don’t Start the Revolution Without Me. Jesse thinks “it’s ridiculous that marijuana is not legal…the government wants to be the pimp so they make it illegal.” Jesse says if he were the President he would make sure Americans find another source of energy and he would get our guys the hell out of Iraq!

9:33 AM – NICARAGUAN NAME THAT TUNE

Our favorite Nicaraguan Ozzy sings Jimi Hendrix songs as listeners call in and try to guess which song he is singing.

9:44 AM – WILLIAM SHATNER PHONES INTO THE STUDIO

William Shatner calls into the studio. William says he is “addicted to Dancing With the Stars“, he absolutely loves that show!! Bill cannot stop talking about Adams ex-dance partner Julianne Hough. Bill says, “What a dancer, and what a family!” Bill sounds a little obsessed with the show and especially 19 year old cutie, Julianne!

Adam asks Bill if he has any life advice for us numnuts, Bill says “learn your ABC’s, literally as well as figuratively!”

Bill just wrote an autobiography, Up Till Now available for sale now! Shatner also has a CD available for sale, Exodus which he says will take you to another level. HUH?

Don’t miss Bill on his hit television show, Boston Legal which airs on ABC.

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June 26, 2008 – Kathy Griffin, Eric Stromer, Brian Dunkleman, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar on the show

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6:01 AM – SALAD AND ICE TEA TALK

Adam is incensed people!! What the hell has happened to ice tea? Adam says he cannot get a god damn glass of regular ice tea anymore. Ice tea now tastes like “someone ate some potpourri and then farted in my glass!” And don’t even get Adam started on salad!! WTF?! Who the hell invented the goat chese and arugula salad? Adam blames the gays and says, “to all the homos that run the restaurants in Los Angeles, you have gayed yourself out of good food!”

6:18 AM – NICARAGUAN NAME THAT MOVIE QUOTE

The gang play a spirited round of “Nicaraguan Name That Movie Quote”. Our favorite Nicaraguan Ozzie reads snippits from movies as listeners who call in try to guess what the hell he is saying. The caller who can correctly guess the movie title will win a VUDU television system, the best movie-on-demand service.

6:38 AM – ERIC STROMER IN STUDIO

“Salt of the earth,” Eric Stromer is in the studio. Adam and super hunky Eric answer home improvement questions for listeners who call in.

Don’t miss Eric on his hit television show, Over Your Head which airs on HGTV.

6:59 AM – WHO THE F. SELLS THIS S.?

In “Who the F. Sells This S.?,” Adam calls the total losers who have the most ridiculous items up for sale on Craig’s List.

7:21 AM – KATHY GRIFFIN IN THE STUDIO

Kathy Griffin is in the studio. Kathy and Adam talk about religion, the devastating loss of of Rosie on The View, and her new beau billionaire Steve Wozniak.

7:39 AM – KATHY CONTINUES OT HANG OUT IN THE STUDIO

Kathy continues to hang out in the studio. Adam and Kathy talk about her Emmy award winning reality show, My Life on The D List, which airs on Bravo.

7:58 AM – BRIAN DUNKLEMAN IN THE STUDIO

Former host of American Idol and Teresa’s ex-beau Brian Dunkleman is in the studio. Teresa and Brian take a walk down memory lane and share funny stories from the times when they were together. They say they were so damn poor, they had to share a spoon while they ate their cereal, what they couldn’t afford another damn spoon? No people, I’m serious! They were that poor! Looking back on it now they both can laugh, however at the time, not so much!

8:16 AM – BRIAN DUNKLEMAN CONTINUES OT HANG OUT

Brian Dunkleman continues to hang out in the studio and talks about his former gig on American Idol. Adam asks if he ever got it on with Ryan Seacrest? He’s not saying a word people, his lips are sealed! Just kidding peeps! Brian says Seacrest was a total ass to him while they were on the show, Dunkleman says he “checked out,” and therefore became totally miserable!

8:42 AM – TOTALLY TOPICAL TIVO TRIVIA

The gang play a raucous round of “Totally Topical Tivo Trivia:” Dawson reads Tivo descriptions of movies as the gang try to guess the correct movie. The gang play for listeners who call in, the winner will win an X-Box 360.

8:58 AM – KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR

Legendary basketball player, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar phones into the studio. Adam asks Kareem if he “were a short guy” would he still have wanted to play basketball? Kareem says his first love is really baseball and he probably would have become a profession baseball player, who knew?

Kareem is the author of the new book, On the Shoulders of Giants:My Journey Through the Harlem Renaissance, available for sale now.

9:24 AM – REENACTMENTS

Adam and Bald Brian reenact the true story about the 49 year old monk in Germany who was caught stealing gay porn!!

9:43 AM – DO YOURSELF A FAVOR

In this segment of “Do Yourself a Favor”, Adam and the gang hand out “tips that can help you along in life”.
Tip # 1: paint your wallets red.
Tip # 2: every now and then take your shower head off and soak it in vinegar.
Tip # 3: wash fruit in warm water before eating.
Tip # 4: put worcestershire sauce in your burgers to give them extra flavor

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June 25, 2008 – Evander Holyfield, David Spade, Dana Gould and Mr. Skin on the show!

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6:01 AM – EVANDER HOLYFIELD PHONES IN

Heavy weight boxing champion, Evander Holyfield phones into the studio. Adam asks Evander if he enjoys fighting. Evander says “it’s the love for the sport” that he loves. Evander says he does not love the boxing part, he loves the fact that he inspires people to be “the very best they can be.”

Evander is the author of the new book, Becoming Holyfield: A Fighter’s Journey available for sale now.

6:18 AM – BLAH, BLAH BLOG

The gang play a round of “Blah, Blah Blog”, trying to match retarded online blogs to the lame celebrities who wrote them.

6:40 AM – DAVID SPADE IN THE STUDIO

David Spade is in the studio. This cool cat talks about his journey into stand up comedy.

A listener calls in to ask David if he thinks Artie Lange is going down the same road as his beloved friend Chris Farley? David says Artie is a “super cool nice guy, a people pleaser” however he has “ballooned up” and does seem to walking down the street called crazy!!

7:00 AM – DAVID SPADE CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

David continues to hang out in the studio and relays the horrifying story about almost being killed by an intruder!! It turns out, David knew the guy who was trying to kill him and says it was the scariest moment of his life when he woke up in the middle of the night to find this scary guy standing over him! The guy knew David had a loaded shotgun under his bed; he beat David up and used a stun gun on him as they both tried to reach for the loaded shotgun!! OMFG!! David swears he thought he was going to die, he says all he was doing “was just trying to live!”

7:19 AM – DAVID SPADE HANGS OUT

David continues to hang out. The gang talks about the fight between Artie Lange and his assistant while on the air on The Howard Stern Show.

7:33 AM – MADE UP MOVIES

Listeners call in and toss out made up movie titles and Adam spins them into blockbuster hits: A whole New Dimension; Multiples of One; These Walls Can Talk, Spare Change and more!

7:59 AM – DANA GOULD IN STUDIO; HUELL HOWSER VISITS THE COLOSSAL COLON;

Huell Howser from the hit television show, California’s Gold visits the Colossal Colon, I’m serious people! The gang laugh hysterically at Dana Gould’s amazing Huell impersonations.

8:19 AM – DANA GOULD IN STUDIO

Comedian Dana Gould continues his hysterical Huell Howser impersonations. Clips of Huell visiting a rock garden are played.

8:40 AM – ADAM RELAYS MARISSA JAROT WINOKUR STORY

Adam relays the story about the time he totally put his foot in his mouth when he talked to his fellow Dancing With the Stars contestant, Marissa Jarot Winokur. Having heard that she was going to have a baby Adam talked about the wonderful delights in having natural childbirth. Adam had no clue she just had cervical cancer and is unable to bare children and is having a child through a surrogate. Adam says it was a “super uncomfortable” moment he will never forget!

8:57 AM – LOVE ADVICE

Adam and Teresa give out love advice to listeners who call in. Shay calls in, she has been in a relation with the same guy forever and is totally bored with her man. Adam tells her to dump his ass and “sample from the rich buffet that is life.”

9:30 AM – MR. SKIN PHONES IN

Mr. Skin calls in to promote the 9th Annual Anatomy Awards. Mr. Skin has all the nudy pic’s of celeb’s online! Order DVD’s here!

9:47 AM – DAWSON SHARES AN EXCITING STORY

Our own Mike Dawson shares the exciting story of the time he fell off his skate board and lost his sense of smell.

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June 24, 2008 – Jenna Jameson, Tito Ortiz, Dr. Drew, Jay Mohr and Eric Idle on the show

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6:01 AM – TERESA RELAYS SEXUAL PREDATOR STORY

Teresa relays a story about her experience with a sexual predator: Teresa let a guy come over to her house thinking he was a male stripper her friends had surprised her with! But OH NO, that was not the case!

6:20 AM -SEXUAL PREDATOR STORY CONTINUES

Teresa concludes her creepy story about the sexual predator who showed up at her house pretending to be a strip-o-gram stripper. The creepy guy ended up masturbating in her home and the whole damn thing ended up being a total scam!

6:41 AM – JENNA JAMESON AND TITO ORTIZ IN STUDIO

Legendary porn star, Jenna Jameson and her honey UFC champion Tito Ortiz are in the studio. Tito is such a nice guy, he says his hope in life is to help young kids who may be looking for guidance in their lives, get into wrestling.

6:57 AM – TERESA AND BB DISAGREE WITH ADAM

Teresa and Bald Brian finally come clean and disagree with Adam on various topics: they both like flavored coffee creamers, BB loves Depeche Mode and Teresa admits she likes Randy Jackson on American Idol. This is World War 3 people!!

7:17 AM – DR. DREW IN STUDIO

Dr. Drew is in the studio to promote his hit show Celebrity Rehab.

7:31 AM – DR. DREW STILL WITH US

Dr. Drew continues to hang out in the studio and dishes Celebrity Rehab dirt with the gang.

7:48 AM – DR. DREW STILL WITH US

Dr. Drew continues to hang out. Adam has an issue he needs Dr. Drew’s help with. His son Sonny will only eat Golden Grahams and nothing else, nothing!! He’s going to turn into a square of cinnamon and god damn sugar! Adam asks, “what do they do with the kid?” Drew says there are usually reasons for this type of behavior, little Sonny could have a brain tumor, WTF? Adam says “don’t tell Lynette that!”

8:14 AM – DR. DREW STILL WITH US; ERIC IDLE PHONES IN

Legendary comedian and actor Eric Idle calls into the studio to promote Rutle Mania which Eric calls “an interactive musical concert.”

Listen to Drew on his new syndicated radio show, KGIL 1260 AM.

8:36 AM – WHAT CAN’T ADAM COMPLAIN ABOUT?

In What Can’t Adam Complain About, listeners call in with topics they are sure Adam cannot complain about, But OH NO he has no problem complaining about anything and everything people!

8:52 AM – HOW WELL DOES ADAM KNOW HIS STAFF?

In this segment of “How Well Does Adam Know His Staff”, Adam tries to answer rudimentary questions he should probably know about his staff here at the studio. The gang bet to see if he will answer the questions correctly.

9:19 AM – JAY MOHR IN THE STUDIO

Comedian and actor and TV host extraordinaire, Jay Mohr is in the studio to promote his new book , Gasping for Airtime:Two Years In the Trenches of Saturday Night Live which is available for sale now.

9:35 AM – JAY MOHR CONTINUES TO HANG OUT


Jay Mohr continues to hang out and has the gang in stitches with his amazing Buddy Hackett and Alec Baldwin impersonations.

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June 23, 2008 – Norm MacDonald, Music Monday, Mr. Brightside and More

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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Christie Brinkley phones in to promote National Family Fitness Day and X Box 360, Dance Dance Revolution!!

6:23 AM – EVIL ADAM

Adam plays Evil Adam: listeners call in and toss out various issues which Adam rants over as though he were a crazy badger!

6:40 AM – NORM MCDONALD IN STUDIO

Sleep deprived Norm McDonald is in the studio. Norm and the gang talk about how they hate waking up so god damn early in the morning!

7:00 AM – NORM MCDONALD CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

The “comedians comedian,” Norm McDonald continues to hang out in the studio. The gang talk about the World Series of Poker, and the top 5 gals Norm would want to get it on with if he had the chance! Hey now!

7:26 AM – NORM CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Norm relays a story about the time he “made love” to a woman while they watched through an open window the chick’s husband, also Norm’s best friend, mow the lawn. I’m serious people! Norm says this happened when he was much younger, when he had no conscious.

7:43 AM – BLAH BLAH BLOG; NORM STILL IN STUDIO

The gang play a round of Blah, Blah Blog and try to match the lame celebrities to their retarded online blogs.

8:00 AM – BLAH, BLAH BLOG CONTINUES; NORM STILL WITH US

The gang continues to try to match stupid celebrities to their stupid blogs.

The gang breaks down Kenny Rogers hit song, Coward of the County.

8:26 AM – MR. BRIGHT SIDE

In Mr. Bright Side, listeners call in with their sad stories and Adam tries to make them see the bright side to their situations.

8:43 AM – ADAM’S BATHROOM STORY

Adam relays a story about walking into a restroom; there was a guy in the stall who said, “how you doing?” Adam answered him, “I’m doing fine!” and then the guy yelled at him “I’m on the phone!” WTF?! How th hell was Adam supposed to know he wasn’t talking to him!! A new law should be mandated: No more talking on god damn phones while in god damn restrooms!!

8:55 AM – MUSIC MONDAY

In Music Monday, the good and bad songs from artists who have an amazing range of songs are played. Listen to Spinal Tap’s Cups and Cakes and Big Bottom.

9:16 AM – MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES

Music Monday continues: good and bad songs from various artists with incredible range continue to be played. Listen To the Amboy Dukes, The Journey to the Center of the Mind as well as Ted Nugent with The Amboy Dukes, Please Don’t Go.

9:56 AM – SIG HANSEN IN STUDIO

Captain of The Northwestern, Sig Hansen is in the studio. Watch the Deadliest Catch which airs on the Discovery Channel.
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June 20, 2008 – David Keocher, Jeffrey Ross, Ralphie May, Jules Asner, Joel Hodgson and Lynn and Alex are in the studio

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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Adam will be playing in a celebrity softball game this weekend at the Dodger stadium. Adam says “the one thing I love about baseball is when muscle heads think they are great athletes and then don’t even hit the ball out of the infield,” and then Adam walks up to the plate and hits the ball out of the ball park!

Pete calls in to continue the talk from yesterday about the movie Oceans 13, he says Adam obviously did not read the screenplay! Yesterday Adam said he could not stand this movie saying “the screenplay was so damn unbelievable and super convoluted!” Watch the trailer and decide for yourselves.

6:21 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Emmett calls in excited that Top Gear is coming to America!

John calls in to ask Adam if there are deleted scenes on The Hammer DVD. Yes indeedy deed!!

6:44 AM – DAVID KOECHNER IS IN THE STUDIO

David Koechner is in the studio to promote his new movie Get Smart which opens in theaters today!! Watch the trailer and check out the reviews!

David talks about his kidlets, years back he was at Adams house and he brought along his son. Adam showed David his brand new Aston Martin when David’s son climbed into the car and started jumping up and down like he was in a god damn gymboree class! Adam could not believe it, his son didn’t even have the forethought to take off his stupid shoes before jumping on his all leather interior!! He was only what? 3 years old at the time for crying out loud, old enough to know better dammit!

7:03 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Teens Make A Pact To Get Pregnant.

7:37 AM – JEFFREY ROSS IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian Jeffrey Ross is in the studio. Adam talks about The Hammer which he says has cost him a ton of money however he does say he has invested in himself!

8:03 AM – RALPHIE MAY IS IN THE HOUSE; JEFFREY HANGS OUT

Comedian Ralphie May is in the studio. Ralphie has lost a lot of weight, Adam says he looks great! Ralphie rolled his ankle and is in so much pain he says he can barely eat, he says he’s “on the pain diet.” Ralphie says he can’t handle his pain meds, they are too strong for him, Teresa asks if he’s not going to take them can he throw them her way? He calls himself a lightweight which Adam thinks is absolutely hysterical! Ralphie a lightweight?

Don’t miss Ralphie and Jeffrey performing at the Canyon Club in Agoura Hills June 27th. Purchase tickets here.

8:19 AM – JULES ASNER IS IN THE STUDIO

Super sexy and sweet, Jules Asner is in the studio. Jules is pissed at Adam for ripping on her husbands movie Ocean’s 13, bastard! Adam called it an “abortion of a film” which really riled her up! Steven Soderbergh, her honey, told her to tell Adam he takes all the blame for the lame movie and says it was “all his fault!” Adam says the only reason he came down so hard on the film because he considers Steven to be a “phenom”.

Jules is the author of the novel Whacked which is available for sale now!

8:43 AM – JOEL HODGSON IS IN THE STUDIO


Joel Hodgson from Mystery Science Theater 3000 is in the studio to celebrate the show’s 20th anniversary! Adam and Joel go way back, back to days when they both worked together on Kimmel’s show.

Joel will be performing tomorrow night at the Ford Theater; in Cinematic Titanic,Joel says he will be doing what he does best, “riffing on movies”. He says “it’s going to be a blast!” Watch the promo here; and Purchase Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie too!

9:00 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* It’s a girl for Jamie Lynn Spears.

* Latest news on our douche bag President.

* Shia Labeouf gets in trouble for smoking.

9:23 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues recaps the news.

* Japanese love their elder porn!

9:40 AM – LYNN AND ALEX ARE IN THE STUDIO

Gossip queens Lynn and Alex are in the studio to dish the latest celebrity dirt:

* Paris Hilton stops smoking pot?! OMG!

* Matthew Perry gay?

* Teresa Strasser’s Bachelorette party was a blast!

* Latest Pam Anderson news.

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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June 19, 2008 – George Takei and Dom Irrera are in the studio; Steve Carrell phones in

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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Adam was on The Soup last night with his buddy Joel McHale. Adam says it “was fun, easy and there was good energy” on the set. Cutie Jules Asner was there as well, her husband Steven Soderbergh wrote Oceans 13, one of Adam’s least favorite movies of all times. Adam says Ocean’s 13 “looked slick” however the “script was weak,” Adam asks “whose fault is it when you have a script that is based on a false premise?” Bald Brian says “even good directors can make bad movies.” Watch the trailer here.

Mark calls in to agree with Adam saying “Ocean’s 13 sucked so bad!” Adam says it is so much more fun to pick apart a bad movie as opposed to picking apart a good movie.

6:26 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

John calls in to disagree with Adam on rent control. Adam owns a couple apartment buildings and he doesn’t like the idea “of the man” telling him how much he can and cannot rent his apartments out for!! They are his damn apartments!!

6:52 AM – GAY WALKING

Pre-op board op Bill goes Gay Walking, asking the gays questions all straight guys should know. The gang bet if the homo’s will answer the questions correctly and play for listeners who call in. The winner will win a Parrot hands free calling device!

7:04 AM – GAY WALKING CONTINUES

Board Op Bill continues to ask the gays questions in Gay Walking!

7:17 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Michelle Obama appears on The View.

7:43 AM – GEORGE TEKAI IS IN THE STUDIO

George Tekai is in the studio to celebrate his upcoming marriage to his partner of over 21 years. At long last his dreams have come true! George is thrilled to finally marry his lover and says getting married is “delicious”!! Adam asks George what will change now the he’s tying the knot, besides less sex of course? George just laughs, he has the best laugh ever which is also absolutely contagious and has the whole studio in stitches!

Adam asks is Shatner invited to the wedding? Uhh…NO!! There is “no love lost between these two warriors.”

George talks about his journey from Japan to America. George actually lived in a Japanese-American Internment Camp.

8:03 AM- GEORGE TAKEI CONTINUES TO HANG OUT; STEVE CARRELL PHONES INTO THE STUDIO

Adam is “fascinated with George’s journey.” George continues to talk about his life in the internment camps. There were 120 thousand Japanese Americans in the camps, whoa!! George says he was “taken to the slums of Arkansas” and lived there for two years before being transfered to another camp on the Oregon border, which George says was the worst of all!! Can you believe he was surrounded with barb wire fences and armed guards 24 hours a day?!! It was absolutely horrible! Adam asks did he have a savior in the camp, his own Schindler? He actually did! The Vroman family would bring them books and actually risked their lives doing so. Support Vroman’s Bookstore located in Pasadena people!!

Steve Carrell phones into the studio. Steve stars in the new movie, Get Smart opening in theaters tomorrow!! Adam loved the original Get Smart and cannot wait to see this movie! Adam tells Steve everyone goes nuts for him, the fans love him! Steve says after 40 Year Old Virgin his career totally exploded.

Adam tells Steve that him and Jimmy Kimmel actually pitched a movie to Ivan Reitman about and a 30 year old virgin years back and it was totally rejected!!

Watch the trailer for Get Smart and check out the reviews.

Don’t miss watching Steve on his hysterical television show, The Office which airs on NBC Thursday nights.

8:37 AM – CULTURED DIAMOND TALK

Teresa is getting married next week and as we all know she supports the purchasing of cultured diamonds as opposed to blood diamonds. The owners of Gemesis Cultured Diamonds phone in the to talk about their man-made diamonds, “the General” says the largest diamond they have made is 7 karats. People listen up, mine diamonds are three times more expensive than cultured diamonds!! Why not save lives and a little money?!

9:02 AM – DOM IRRERA IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian Dom Irrera is in the studio. Dom does not laugh as he talks about his family, he doesn’t speak to his father because when his sister had cancer his father told her she should “just get over it!” Funny stuff!

Adam asks Dom hypothetical question’s and Dom has to choose between hanging out with the following:

* A born again gang banger VS the Disney obsessed loser who wears stone washed denim with mickey mouse patches. Dom chooses the Disney loser!

* The person who says that never watches television VS the parent that gives their kid a mullet. Dom chooses the guy who never watches TV.

Dom will be performing at the Comedy and Magic Club in Hermosa Beach June 26 – 28.

9:20 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* Charlie sheen calls his ex-wife Denise Richards the n-word!!

* Snoop Dogg goes country!! Listen here!

9:41 AM – GRAHAM PARKER IS ON THE PHONE

Musician Graham Parker calls into the studio. Adam has been listening to Grahams music forever, he is a totally huge fan! Adam thanks Graham for getting him “through his formative years.” Did you know Bruce Springsteen said Graham was the only guy he would ever pay to see perform? Graham’s latest album Don’t Tell Columbus is available for sale now. Listen to these hits: Don’t Ask Me Questions, Stupefaction and You Can’t Take Love For Grannted.

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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June 18, 2008 – Eric Stromer, Jay Chandrasekhar, Steve Lemme and Alonzo Bodden are in the studio

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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Jay calls in to ask if The Hammer will be available on DVD in stores soon, hell ya! Adam says the big players, Walmart and Target will stock it soon!

Adam will appear at the Virgin Mega store this Tuesday to meet and greet his peeps and sign copies of The Hammer. Adam says promoting his movie is not about making money people, he has already “physically lost a ton of money on this film”, he just wants his fans to enjoy a really good film! Check out the reviews.

A listener calls in to ask Adam which celebrities will appear along side him on Top Gear. A ton: Jay Leno, Patrick Dempsey, Nicolas Cage, Jerry Seinfeld, plus many many more!! Read this article peeps!

6:21 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Steve calls in to ask Adam how much money The Hammer has made so far, Adam says approximately 450 grand. Adam says there are certain things in life you can and cannot control, “focus on what you can control people! That is all I can do and we’ll let the chips fall where they may!”

A depressed single mom calls in crying; she wants to thank Adam for cheering her dreary little life up! She has children therefore Adam tells her she needs to get her pitiful self together girl.

Nick calls in to tell Adam he grows rainier cherries, Adam’s favorite fruit!! Send them in bro!! Adam says “there is nothing better on the planet, they are out of this world good!” Adam says do yourself a favor people, spend the extra money and purchase yourselves some damn rainier cherries.

6:42 AM – ERIC STROMER IN THE SHIZZY

“Salt of the earth” Eric Stromer is in the studio. Big news this morning people, Eric will star on Top Gear alongside Adam! Adam says the plan for Top Gear “is to recreate the show” and he is thrilled Eric will be joining the show!

Zach calls in with a home improvement question for Eric and Adam, Teresa is excited!

7:00 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Lakers lose against the Celtics.

* Talk Show Yanks Joan Rivers After F-Bomb.

7:35 AM – MEN AND MOVIE TALK

Adam tells all the single guys out there, if you’re looking to score with the ladies while at the movie theater you probably won’t meet them at the Transformers movie theater, you need to hang out and watch chick flicks, like Sex and The City. Listen up guys, it’s so simple, you need to go where the ladies go!

7:52 AM – BEERFEST MOVIE CREATORS IN THE STUDIO

Creators of the new movie, Beerfest, Jay Chandrasekhar and Steve Lemme are in the studio.

In Beerfest the guys travel to Germany and stumble upon a super-secret, centuries old, underground beer games competition – “Beerfest,” the secret Olympics of beer drinking. Watch the trailer here and check out the reviews.

8:10 AM – BEERFEST MOVIE REVIEWS

Jay Chandrasekhar and Steve Lemme continue to hang out in the studio and review upcoming movies:

Pineapple Express and Get Smart are reviewed, the gang think they both look like great films!!

8:30 AM – ALONZO BODDEN

Alonzo Bodden is in the studio. Alonzo stars on the show, 101 Cars You Must Drive which airs Monday nights on the Speed Channel. Alonzo talks about working as a licensed air force airplane mechanic before he became a big star.

8:50 AM – ALONZO BODDEN HANGS OUT

Alonzo Bodden continues to hang out in the studio. Alonzo loves cars as much as Adam does and the two get worked up this morning talking about their favorite cars. They both think Deloreans are totally cool. Adam says one of his favorite “everyday super cars that kicks ass” are the old Honda NSX’s. Alonzo thinks the sexiest cars out there for women to drive are the 911 Porsche’s.

9:07 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* Musician Coldplay ripped off songs?

* Toddler abandoned at a Walmart store.

9:39 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

* AFI’s top ten classic genre movies.

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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June 17, 2008 – Larry Miller, Doug Benson and Adam Yauch are in the studio

CALL ADAM NOW!!(866)901-ADAM

6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Teresa is freaking out people, she’s getting married next week! OMG!! She is seriously in panic mode! Teresa did not realize how much planning is involved in getting married. Last week she was “hit with a wave of trepidation” that sent her spiraling out of control! Batman moved into the Vagabond Inn while she decided if she wanted to move forward with the wedding, sorry guys, she’s decided to go through with it! She spoke with her therapist and talked it over with her family and now she is back on board and damn well ready to get married!

6:30 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Christina calls in to tell Teresa she read the article she wrote in the Jewish Journal and loved it!

Adam talks about the release of The Hammer on DVD June 24th!!

6:49 AM – DESIGNATED RANTER

In Designated Ranter listeners call in with a topic that pisses them off and Adam rants about it.

A listener calls in to suggest Adam rant about guys who are lethargic and never get their butts up off the sofa and get going! Adam is the total opposite of these kind of guys, Adam says he actually steps out of the car before it comes to a complete stop.

7:02 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Gays run to the alter!

* George Takei is getting married!

* Top 5 ways to annoy your co-workers.

7:39 AM – LARRY MILLER IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian Larry Miller is in the studio. In this segment of Stupid Beyond Belief, Larry talks about the most stupid, ridiculous things that drive him crazy:

* Sitting and watching the movie Godfather 3 which Larry calls “hypnotically bad.”

* Central air conditioning that doesn’t cool the house down properly.

7:59 AM – LARRY MILLER CONTINUES TO HANG OUT


Larry Miller continues to relay what he considers to be the stupidest things beyond belief:

* People who talk too loud on the telephone. Larry “despises” hearing your damn conversations people, can you keep it down?!

8:18 AM – LARRY MILLER CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Larry tells us his # 1 stupidest beyond belief gripe:

* Buying books you’ll never read. Larry purchased an Encyclopedia Britannica 12 years ago and hasn’t read a page!

8:35 AM – DOUG BENSON IS IN THE STUDIO; LARRY HANGS TOO!

Comedian Doug Benson is in the studio. The gang play a round of Totally Topical TIVO Trivia where the gang try to guess movie titles with only a snippit of information! The gang play for callers; the winner will win a free Parrot hands free calling device!

Doug’s stars in the movie, Super High Me which is available on DVD now! Watch the trailer here!

9:01 AM – ADAM YAUCH IS IN THE STUDIO

Beastie Boy, Adam “MCA” Yauch is in the studio to talk about his new documentary movie which he produced and directed, Gunnin’ for That #1 Spot which opens in theaters June 27th. The film follows eight of the country’s premiere high school basketball players on the fast track to the NBA. Watch the trailer here.

9:18 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Al Gore endorses Obama.

9:42 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

* Colorado State University Study Connects Vehicle Sticker Number With Road Anger.

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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