Daily Archives: June 4th, 2008

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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Sarah calls in to tell Adam John Mayer was pulled over and given a ticket for not having a front license plate on his car.

Adam sat next to John Mayer at a Scleroderma benefit, he says he seems like a nice guy, but he doesn’t understand “the big to do over John Mayer.” Adam would “not call him handsome”, he’s no Brad Pitt people! So what the hell is the big fuss over John Mayer, why does he get all the ladies? He wrote a damn song about what? “His body is a carnival?” Adam doesn’t begrudge the guy for getting the ladies, he just doesn’t understand why the ladies love him so much. Adam swears he is not jealous of John Mayer people!

Chris calls in to “corner Teresa” into talking about polygamy and gay marriage. Chris is totally against gay marriage and polygamy. Chris tries to argue with Teresa over her views. Teresa is totally for gay marriage and “possible polygamy”. Teresa says, “what is the harm in gay marriage and why does it bother you so much Chris?”

6:35 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

The gang continues to talk about John Mayer trying to decide if they think he’s a blow hard or not.

Brad calls in to ask Adam to pay for his vasectomy. Adam agrees to pay for half of the surgery! What?! Adam is serious, you’ll hear more about this later people!

6:53 AM – GAY WALKING

Gay board operator Bill attends the premier of Sex and The City to ask the homo’s questions they should definitely know the answers to. The gang in the studio bet if they will answer the questions correctly.

7:05 AM – GAY WALKING CONTINUES

Board Operator Bill continues to ask homo’s question at the Sex and The City premier. The gang continue to guess if the gays will answer the questions correctly.

7:23 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Tatum O’Neal headed for rehab?

* Latest Obama news.

8:03 AM – TERA PATRICK IS IN THE STUDIO

Super sexy porn star and “girl next door” Tera Patrick is in the studio. Adam says Tera is way too pretty to be a porn star, she is such a nice person and so down to earth!

Tera will appear at the LA Convention Center, June 6-8 for the 12th annual Erotica Expo.

8:18 AM – TERA PATRICK CONTINUES TO HANG OUT IN THE STUDIO

Tera continues to hang out and talks about her new website, visualtera.com OMG! Tera will say and do anything and everything you want guys!! We’re talking anything!! Hey Now!

Tera has just announced that she has a full sleeve tattoo! Tera went all the way to Japan for her dragon tattoo!! Adam is so upset, “holy macaroni” he says after seeing it. Adam asks, “why desecrate a holy temple that is Tera’s beautiful body?!”

8:39 AM – LYNN AND ALEX ARE IN THE STUDIO; DENNIS HOPPER CALLS IN

Gossip queens, Lynn and Alex are in the studio to dish the latest “insider” gossip:

* Matching tattoo’s for Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer?

Legendary actor, Dennis Hopper calls into the studio to promote the 10th annual CineVegas Film Festival at the Palms Casino in Las Vegas. Adam calls Dennis “the Bugsy Segal of film.” Adam asks Dennis what movie he has enjoyed seeing as of late, Dennis says definitely Kung Fu Panda! Watch the trailer here!

9:09 AM – LYNN AND ALEX CONTINUE TO HANG OUT; DR. LINARES IN THE STUDIO

Our favorite gay couple, Lynn and Alex continue to hang out in the studio to dish all the latest celebrity dirt:

* Lilly Allan drunk out of her mind!

* Lyndsey Lohan in love with gal pal?

* Is Eva Longoria preggo’s?

Dr. Linares is in the studio to talk about Mesotherapy.

9:23 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

9:42 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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