6:00 How Say You?

Adam opens up the phones, and pontificates on American cars versus his beloved Italian cars. Some people think he’s a snob for disliking American sports cars and preferring Italian ones. They’re the cars he grew up loving, so they’re the cars he loves. He’s especially fond of the Aston Martin, and Teresa wonders if he was into them before James Bond was. “Bond has been driving those since the 60s,” Bald Bryan adds, though he did switch to a Lotus Espirit briefly. As far as American cars go, he’ll use them for the jobs they’re suited for — town cars for fleet vehicles, big trucks for hauling, etc. — but when it comes to sports cars, he prefers finesse over big engines under small hoods.

“My tastes are my tastes,” Adam adds, “and they’re better than yours.” Also, he doesn’t want a bunch of people to go on the message board and explain the numbers to him. It’s not about the numbers, it’s about the feel and the aesthetic.

Caller Barbara chimes in with some thoughts on putting children into preschool before they’re ready, and how common of a mistake it is. She encourages him or his wife to spend time with the kids at that age rather than get them into preschool.

Caller Terry thinks Adam’s not a snob for disliking Corvettes, he’s a snob because he’s a snob. “You think all traffic laws don’t apply to you, that’s fine.” Adam’s offended by that, and would never do anything to put others in danger.

6:25 More How Say You?

Adam always feels a little ashamed whenever he’s pulling through his neighborhood in the car and one of his neighbors gives him the “slow down” hand signal. But really, he says, why should he have to slow down because his neighbor, who’s dressed like a ninja, is walking their dog without a leash?

A listener calls up with a report on a new bumper sticker spotted on a police car: NO HUMAN TRAFFICKING. A collective “OHHHHHH!” sweeps across the studio. When Adam thinks trafficking, he thinks Chinese people coming over in cargo containers. Teresa says that someone will be driving along with a runaway girl in their trunk, see the bumper sticker, and think twice.

Caller Jay reports his sighting of a huge CLICK IT OR TICKET poster in Seattle.

Caller Jonathan wants to know Adam’s thoughts on classic Caddys. He’ll make an exception for those, and old Chryslers as well.

6:48 What Can’t Adam Complain About?

It’s been awhile, but it’s back. This is… What Can’t Adam Complain About!

Adam’s attack Pterodactyl.. taking that same concept and applying it to Burbank. He doesn’t have a problem with the city itself, just the cops giving out chicken S tickets.

Medical marijuana. It exists, Adam says. We shouldn’t have medical marijuana, we should just have regular marijuana and it should be legal.

Whoopi Goldberg getting fired from The View. Adam’s not sure he can complain about that, and he plays clips of her slurring her way through a segment.

7:07 Teresa’s News

Hillary Clinton has ended her quest for the Democratic nomination. She’ll host an event on Saturday during which she’ll express her support for Barack Obama.

Teresa talks baseball, and Adam discusses all the teams that are at, or will soon be at .500.

7:30 Rob Schneider Calls Into the Studio

Rob kicks off with a bang — he’s not sure how Adam was able to sit there and keep quiet for so long while Danny Bonaduce was rambling on with his inanities. Then, it’s on to business, and that business is the new Adam Sandler/Rob Schneider movie, You Don’t Mess With The Zohan.

Bald Bryan absolutely loved this movie, which was co-written by Adam Sandler, Judd Apatow and Robert Smigel. “I laughed more in the first hour of this movie than I have at the last 5 Adam Sandler movies.” It’s a really strong, really funny flick, Rob says, and it’s great that he actually got to co-star in it rather than just appear.

As far as solo work, Rob’s got some new comedy bits up on his website at RobSchneider.com which everybody should check out.

7:45 More of Teresa’s News

Teresa keeps the news rolling. Apparently, there’s an Alzheimer’s Clinic in Germany that was having problems with people leaving and going in search of families and friends who don’t actually exist. Their solution? Install a phony bus stop for them to wait at. The bus never comes… the bus never comes.

To be eco-friendly, Teresa skipped the over-the-top thick calligraphy invitations, opting for “e-Vites” instead.

Before she wraps it up, Teresa announces the subtitle of Transformers 2… Revenge of the Fallen. Bryan explains what that might mean.

8:08 Cousin Sal In Studio

Jimmy Kimmel’s Cousin Sal and Santino are both in studio. They’ve got a fight coming up on WWE Smackdown this Friday.

8:27 Some Twin Talk

It’s been awhile, and Adam feels like it’s time to update everybody on the status of his twins, since their second birthday is coming up. He’s still put off by the fact that his kids couldn’t be born on 6/6/06, because it’s considered “evil.” It’s never good when other people’s religions start intruding into your day-to-day life, Adam feels.

Some of the most fun you can have, he thinks, is getting your kids dizzy. Not so fun, though, is being yelled at by your daughter in Spanish, and having to get their nanny to translate.

Long story short, Adam says, his daughter is a wiry pain in the ass, and his son is a big ball of queso.

8:49 Aimee Mann In Studio

You wouldn’t know it to look at her, but Aimee’s big into the fight game, and she’s actually been to Adam’s house to train on the focus pads. “You’re a great teacher,” she says. She’s been boxing for about 5 years now, but Adam was great, and very analytical. Adam says most boxers are terrible teachers, they’ll just tell you to punch, punch harder, punch more. For her money though, Teresa feels like Aimee’s got to be the best female singing/songwriting boxer. Adam’s not so sure — Jewel’s got a mean hook.

Aimee will be at the House of Blues in Anaheim on the 6th of June.

Adam gets Aimee’s thoughts on the music industry, and the sharp decline of CD sales. It’s becoming more and more about the live music, they agree, and they talk about how brutal it can be to see people get up and leave before the set is over.

The name of Aimee’s new album is “F-ing Smilers”, and she tells the story of where it came from: She used to read a newsgroup called alt.bitter, and she remembers a thread on that group called “F-ing smilers,” all about people who just smile too damn much. It stuck with her.

9:14 Teresa’s News Recap

Teresa goes over tomorrow’s news, today.

9:34 Mark The Poet…’s boss.

Adam tries to take a call from Mark The Poet, who apparently had the show on speakerphone while he was on hold. Mark’s currently dealing with a customer, but his boss picks up the phone. “Where does Mark The Poet work,” Adam asks? “A thrift store.”

The gang talks to Mark’s boss about life at the thrift store, including the big movers and shakers.

9:44 Mark The Poet

After his warm-up act, Mark The Poet finally hits the airwaves and drops a poetry bomb on the show.

9:47 More News

Teresa wraps out the news.

9:52 Wrap-Up

MAHALO!!