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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Chris calls in, he’s planning on taking mushrooms and wants to know what movie Adam suggests he watch to give him a really good high. Adam says, watch the Muppet Movie and then “make sure you drive and drive hard!”
Adam says he was once “super high on mushrooms” and watched a Lee Press on Nails commercial, and says there has never been a more ridiculous invention! Adam says, “what women do to attract men is so bizarre!”
6:31 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Matt calls in and continues the magic mushroom talk. Adam says he doesn’t mind mushrooms because “they don’t seem to have a grip over you.” Adam compares mushrooms to fish n’ chips? HUH? Adam says, you know it’s not good for you, but when you order it once every year or so you realize, yum, yum, these fish n’ chips are damn good! Adam asks, “where are all the mushroom dealers?” You never see anyone selling mushrooms on the side of the road anymore!!
6:49 AM – KENNY MAYNE CALLS IN
ESPN’s, Kenny Mayne calls into the studio to talk about the Belmont Stakes that will take place tomorrow. Kenny predicts Big Brown will be the big winner. Kenny recommends everyone going out to see the movie, First Saturday in May, watch the trailer here.
Check out Kenny’s new book, An Incomplete and Inaccurate History of Sport, available for sale now!
7:07 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* The Celtics beat the Lakers.
* No steroids for Big Brown in the Belmont.
7:32 Am – DAVID ALAN GRIER IS IN THE STUDIO
David Alan Grier is in the studio. Adam and DAG talk about their kidlets, Adam says he was wrestling with little Sonny when “he bit into daddy’s shoulder!”
Comedy Central has picked up David Alan Grier’s fake magazine news show, Chocolate News which will premiere October 15th.
7:55 AM – DAVID ALAN GRIER CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
David Alan Grier continues to hang out in the studio. The gang make fun of Teresa and talk about her upcoming wedding. Teresa says after hearing about her wedding, all her ex’s seem to be coming out of the woodwork trying to contact her. Teresa talks about her beautiful wedding dress, she is planning on wearing Batman’s dead sister’s wedding dress. Teresa admits she does think it is a little creepy, but how could she say no and insult her future in-laws?!
8:21 AM – DAVID ALAN GRIER STILL WITH US
DAG continues to hang out. Adam and DAG challenge each other to see who can perform the better PSA.
Don’t miss DAG’s performance tonight through Sunday at the Ontario Improv.
8:43 AM – THIS WEEK IN RAGE
In This Week In Rage, Adam counts down the top five things that drove him absolutely crazy this week:
* Grecian formula commercials where 50 year old guy rocks out on stage
* Jalepeno, Chocolate and Strawberry Bagels
* Tire Inflation PSA’s
* Angry, tattooed, spitting porn
* The Library – just a flop house for drifters
9:07 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS; JAY MOHR CALLS IN
Teresa recaps the news.
Jay Mohr calls in to talk about last nights basketball game between the Celtics and the Lakers. Jay stars in the new upcoming television show Project Gary which will air on CBS. Watch the trailer here.
9:29 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS
Teresa continues to recap the news.
* Evander Holyfield having money troubles!
* Shania Twain is heartbroken over divorce.
9:45 AM – DR. DREW CALLS IN
Dr. Drew calls into the studio. Listen to Dr. Drew daily on his own syndicated talk show on the AM station, 1260 KGIL. Adam and Drew talk about vasectomy’s, Adam is considering having one, Drew has already had one, and he says it was damn painful!!
Don’t miss Drew’s hit show, Loveline which airs live Sunday – Thursday, 10PM to Midnight PST.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo! Pre-order The Hammer now!
4 Comments
Did you know that spinach can get you high? Spinach actually contains an opiod peptide called rubiscolin, if you eat a massive amount of it you will have a high similar to opium….and it’s good for you too.
Hey Adam:
This morning on my way to work (6/9), I nearly laughed my ass off when you went off on Harley riders. Now the reason I find it so funny is because you nailed that guy who thought a Duc could out perform a Harley. Dcate’s I think are just supreme bikes for roads like Mulholland (sp?) Dr. That guy was a real dickweed.
I am a Harley rider and I am not a rider for show. I would ride any bike actually, but it was my granddad who from a young child growing up in SF and the bay area was use to the sound of the police service cars.
For years, if a woman who rode her own motorcycle was consider a dyke…but about 15 years ago, I started to ride. I remember the first time I went over a big bridge, I called home to my son’s and said, “I feel like Michael Parks in Then Came Bronson.” Of course my son’s actually thought I was truly spent and bent especially when they had heard me say when I was in my teens that I was either going to grow up and marry Michael Bronson or get a Harley and ride it all over the country like he did.
Well as you figured by now, I ride and I am not a show rider. I do not have “apehangers”….I do not have all the Harley logo clothes..I do not “cruise” to be seen…I am just one of those people who truly loves to ride. I am on my 3rd Harley..a Road King. I have ridden in 5 states and hopes to add another couple of states to my belt soon. Oh yeah and I have never trailered my bike anywhere…if I cannot ride it where I am going….it stays in the gararge.
I now live in Palm Springs and you would have a field day with the men who “drive” their bikes downtown….cruise and park their bikes with what maybe about 2,000 miles on them so that all the tourist can walk by and say oooooooooo and awwwwwwwwww. I just crack the hell up! You do not even want to know what I call them!
BTW…one I am sorry to post on this Quantum Flux……but I could not get through on the phone this morning and I was on my way to work and I can be a real techno tard trying to navigate a blog or any type of technology.
And before you go off and say I am a dyke or whatever….I have been happily married to my 2nd husband whom I got to ride his own bike too for 25 years last month, I have 2 grown son’s from my 1st marriage, I am a grandmother….and NO I am not fat nor ugly (just an average gal), I am a middle school teacher (art) and I think you, Teresa, and Bald Brian are hillarious…oh yeah and better yet…you love Huell Howser…..I see him down here. I think he is hillarious too! I only wish I could listen to you for the whole show….you tickle my funny bone and I cannot tell you how many times I have thought and said what a smart man you are. Your vocabulary is truly off the hook! I know my 7th and 8th grade students would love your potty humor, but I think my stick in the ass principal would frown on me paying you in class!!
Thanks for being you…and for the record….chew up those stupid ass Harley wannabe’s some has to!!!
Janine
Kenny’s book kicks ass.
Also, that movie he recommended about horse racing – THE FIRST SATURDAY IN MAY – might be the best documentary of the year. Loved it.
You can get the DVD at their website
http://www.thefirstsaturdayinmay.com
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