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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Adam threw a huge party for his kidlets who just turned two over the weekend. Adam says Natalia hung out with “older girls”, the five year olds that is, and ran around like a crazy person while Sonny bounced around on a big ball for hours on end. Good times!
Adam had a tea party with Natalia last night, he took the lid of the tea pot and put it on his head to be funny, well Natalia freaked out! “Oh no daddy” she kept saying as she tried to grab the top off his head!!! Adam says she wanted that little stupid tea pot more than she ever wanted anything in her whole damn life!
Joan, office worker by day, dominatrix by night calls in to inform us the best way to eat magic mushrooms, Joan says seep them in hot water and make tea.
6:24 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Joan continues to talk to the gang about her job as a Dominatrix. The gang talk about domination, Adam is totally intrigued! Joan says her clients are mostly white guys, which does not surprise Adam, white guys have issues people!! Adam says it’s usually the freaks who have dominion over others who like to be controlled!
6:51 AM – BLAH, BLAH BLOG
In Blah, Blah Blog, the gang try to match the lame celebrity to the retarded online blog.
7:04 AM – BLAH, BLAH BLOG CONTINUES
The gang continues to play Blah, Blah Blog and try to match celebrities to their lame blogs.
7:22 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* Clinton endorses Obama. Watch here.
* The Celtics beat the Lakers again!
* Legendary sportscaster Jim McKay dies.
7:54 AM – MADE UP MOVIES
Listeners call in with made up movie titles and Adam constructs the movies theme right off the cuff:
Ghost Heart – A man gets a heart transplant with half an American Indian heart and the other half from David Spade, then he marries Jessica Alba.
8:11 AM – MADE UP MOVIES CONTINUES
Listeners continue to call in with movie titles as Adam spins the titles into blockbuster movies themes:
Government Owned – Ludicris works as a mercenary and while away his family is kidnapped!
8:33 AM – MUSIC MONDAY
Today is Music Monday. Today’s theme: the good and bad songs to hear at a children birthday party.
Adam’s good song picks: REM’s, Shiny Happy People and Little Einstein.
Adam’s bad song pick: Barry Maguire’s, Eve of Destruction
8:55 AM – MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES
Music Monday continues. More good and bad songs you want to hear at a children’s birthday party are played.
Teresa’s good song picks: Neil Diamond’s, Son Sung Blue.
Bald Brian’s good song pick: Animaniacs, Nations of the World
9:13 AM – MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES
Music Monday never ends!! The good and bad songs to hear at a kidlet’s birthday party continue to be played!
Teresa bad song pick – Joan Jett’s, Do you Want To Touch Me and Bill Wither’s, Grandma’s Hands.
Adam’s bad song pick – Taboo 2, If you Only Knew and Fear.
9:39 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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