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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Adam talks about the remote control helicopter Teresa and producer Angie gave him for his birthday, he loves it and can’t wait to crash it!

A listener calls in to ask Adam to relay the story about the time he had a threesome. Adam says it was with “a big black mamma and a skinny white chick.” The morning after the big black mamma asked to be dropped off at church so she could repent for her sins!

6:21 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Devon calls in to ask Adam his opinion on Pit bulls, what’s his take? Adam says he likes pit bulls, he doesn’t like pit bull owners. Adam thinks it’s “a little bit the owner and a little bit the breed that make pit bulls crazy!”

Adam asks, what goes through your minds people when you don’t pick up your dog’s mess? Adam says he hates those people. Adam pleads with all the dog owners out there, please clean up after your damn dogs! Adam says he always picks up after his Molly girl!

6:47 AM – THIS WEEK IN RAGE

In This Week In Rage Adam rants about the top five things that absolutely drove him crazy this week:
* Sexyback by Justin Timberlake
* Grape Ape
* Nurses scrubs
* People who don’t know songs with their name in them
* Roided out animal mascots

7:03 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS; VERNE TROYER CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Teresa reports the news.

*OMG! The Lakers lose against the Celtics.

Verne Troyer calls into the studio. Only 32 inches tall, Verne is “quite the lady’s man” Adam asks Verne how the hell he gets all the ladies. Verne says he “doesn’t harp on his size” and they always seem to approach him! Adam cannot help but laugh over the image of Verne driving around town in his convertible Mercedes!

Verne stars in the new movie, Love Guru opening in theaters next Friday. Watch the trailer and check out the reviews!

7:25 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Dr. Drew and Tom Cruise in fued?!

* Top 5 worst father list is in!

7:55 AM – THE WEEZ IS IN THE STUDIO; ROBERT SMIGEL CALLS IN

Adam’s childhood buddy The Weez is in the studio. The Weez and Adam take a walk down memory lane and relay hysterical stories from their youth; they had a centipede arcade game in their kitchen which they would charge their friends to play.

Writer, Robert Smigel calls into the studio. You Don’t Mess With the Zohan is Robert’s latest project and is being “heralded as Adam Sandler’s greatest hit!” Watch the trailer here and check out the reviews too!

Robert writes for the television show, TV Funhouse which airs on Comedy Central, Adam loves this show!! Adam asks how the hell does he get away with parodying Disney characters? Very carefully, he says!

8:23 AM – THE WEEZ CONTINUES TO HANG OUT IN THE STUDIO

Adam’s buddy The Weez continues to hang out in the studio. Chris, a buddy of theirs from high school calls in to share in the memories. Adam laughs as he tells a story about Chris; he wore braces for eight long years and finally after they were removed he was knocked in the mouth with a baseball bat, and back on they went! Adam loves this story!

8:43 AM – THE WEEZ STILL WITH US

Adam’s first roommate and fellow futon sharer, The Weez continues to hang out. More memories are shared: The Weez would get “totally high out of his mind” and bring back random “flousies and pot heads” to their pad and make a total mess which drove Adam absolutely crazy! Finally when Adam could no longer stand it he made his roomies uphold a Clean or Leave Policy. The Weezer says they nicknamed Adam Old Man Walt.

Adam plays a tape of his earliest attempts at comedy.

9:01 AM – LYNN AND ALEX ARE IN THE STUDIO

Gossip queens, Lynn and Alex are in to the studio to dish the latest celebrity dirt! June is Gay Pride month, hey hey! Adam says “the gays are great for the economy” and that “gay couples are a windfall for the government.” The gays make businesses boom people!

Lynn pleads to all the straight men out there who are having a hard time getting the ladies, why not turn gay and join the world of sparkles and twinkles!

The latest gossip is in:

* Kate Moss loses her hair on the runway.

* Noami Campbell stinking drunk!

* Gary Dourdan joins latest Celebrity Rehab cast.

9:22 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* Dalai Lama disses Sharon Stone.

9:42 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

* Kathryn Heigl say “no thank you” to Emmy’s.

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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