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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Bald Brian saw The Happening over the weekend, he says it was the worst movie he has ever seen period! He hated it so much he started texting his friends throughout the movie telling them to not run out and see this film! Bald Brian calls the movie amateurish and “the most hilarious movie he’s seen this year!” Watch the trailer here and decide for yourselves people! Check out the reviews too!
Adam says he thinks Mark is a pompous ass and he hated his other movie, what was it Circles?
6:22 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Adam was walking Molly last night around his neighborhood when he saw a Latino father out with his son cutting pieces of cactus down from the hillside and thought, WTF?! Then he realized they were foraging for food!! It’s bueno!
6:43 AM – TERESA RECAPS HER BACHELORETTE PARTY
Teresa recaps her bachelorette party! Adam wants to know when the debauchery started. Teresa calls the party a “heady combination of love and mild sedation!” It was madness people! A couple ladies fell down a flight of stairs, there was a cucumber condom contest and Teresa had her pits Botoxed. Check out the pictures here.
7:03 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* Tim Russert dies over the weekend.
* Lakers win against the Celtics.
* Lisa Lampenelli roasts Gene Simmons.
7:38 AM – MUSIC MONDAY
Today is Music Monday: the best and worst songs to hear at a bachelorette party are played.
7:55 AM – MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES
Music Monday: More of the best and worst songs to hear at a bachelorette party are played.
Listen to some of Adam’s favorites and worst picks here: Nancy Sinatra’s, Bang, Bang; The Smiths, Girlfriend in a Coma; Luther Van Dross’s, Dance With My Father Again
8:15 AM – MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES
Music Monday: More of the best and worst songs to hear at a bachelorette party are played.
Teresa’s favorite and worst pick’s: Tom Petty’s, You Got Lucky;Roger Alan Wade’s, If You’re Gonna Be Dumb; Shania Twain’s, Still The One.
Bald Brian’s favorite and worst pick’s: Shania Twain’s, Man! I Feel Like a Woman; Ricky Nelson’s, Lonesome Town; Allison Krause’s, Whisky Lullaby.
8:40 AM – BILL BURR IN THE STUDIO
Comedian Bill Burr is in the studio. The gang talk about c. blocking! You know what I’m talking about people! Adam swears he is going to talk to his little Sonny about this and teach him never, ever to do it!!
Don’t miss Bill on the Guy’s Choice Awards on SPIKE TV airing June 22 at 10 PM.
8:57 AM – OZZIE’S MOVIE REVIEW; BILL BURR HANGS OUT
Ozzie reviews the movie, The Incredible Hulk. Watch the trailer here and check out the reviews.
9:15 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
* Parents tie their son to a tree as a punishment and kill him!!
9:42 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS
Teresa continues to recap the news.
* Which country pays the most for gas? Check out the gas prices around the world.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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