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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Adam will be playing in a celebrity softball game this weekend at the Dodger stadium. Adam says “the one thing I love about baseball is when muscle heads think they are great athletes and then don’t even hit the ball out of the infield,” and then Adam walks up to the plate and hits the ball out of the ball park!
Pete calls in to continue the talk from yesterday about the movie Oceans 13, he says Adam obviously did not read the screenplay! Yesterday Adam said he could not stand this movie saying “the screenplay was so damn unbelievable and super convoluted!” Watch the trailer and decide for yourselves.
6:21 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Emmett calls in excited that Top Gear is coming to America!
John calls in to ask Adam if there are deleted scenes on The Hammer DVD. Yes indeedy deed!!
6:44 AM – DAVID KOECHNER IS IN THE STUDIO
David Koechner is in the studio to promote his new movie Get Smart which opens in theaters today!! Watch the trailer and check out the reviews!
David talks about his kidlets, years back he was at Adams house and he brought along his son. Adam showed David his brand new Aston Martin when David’s son climbed into the car and started jumping up and down like he was in a god damn gymboree class! Adam could not believe it, his son didn’t even have the forethought to take off his stupid shoes before jumping on his all leather interior!! He was only what? 3 years old at the time for crying out loud, old enough to know better dammit!
7:03 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* Teens Make A Pact To Get Pregnant.
7:37 AM – JEFFREY ROSS IS IN THE STUDIO
Comedian Jeffrey Ross is in the studio. Adam talks about The Hammer which he says has cost him a ton of money however he does say he has invested in himself!
8:03 AM – RALPHIE MAY IS IN THE HOUSE; JEFFREY HANGS OUT
Comedian Ralphie May is in the studio. Ralphie has lost a lot of weight, Adam says he looks great! Ralphie rolled his ankle and is in so much pain he says he can barely eat, he says he’s “on the pain diet.” Ralphie says he can’t handle his pain meds, they are too strong for him, Teresa asks if he’s not going to take them can he throw them her way? He calls himself a lightweight which Adam thinks is absolutely hysterical! Ralphie a lightweight?
Don’t miss Ralphie and Jeffrey performing at the Canyon Club in Agoura Hills June 27th. Purchase tickets here.
8:19 AM – JULES ASNER IS IN THE STUDIO
Super sexy and sweet, Jules Asner is in the studio. Jules is pissed at Adam for ripping on her husbands movie Ocean’s 13, bastard! Adam called it an “abortion of a film” which really riled her up! Steven Soderbergh, her honey, told her to tell Adam he takes all the blame for the lame movie and says it was “all his fault!” Adam says the only reason he came down so hard on the film because he considers Steven to be a “phenom”.
Jules is the author of the novel Whacked which is available for sale now!
8:43 AM – JOEL HODGSON IS IN THE STUDIO
Joel Hodgson from Mystery Science Theater 3000 is in the studio to celebrate the show’s 20th anniversary! Adam and Joel go way back, back to days when they both worked together on Kimmel’s show.
Joel will be performing tomorrow night at the Ford Theater; in Cinematic Titanic,Joel says he will be doing what he does best, “riffing on movies”. He says “it’s going to be a blast!” Watch the promo here; and Purchase Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie too!
9:00 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
* It’s a girl for Jamie Lynn Spears.
* Latest news on our douche bag President.
* Shia Labeouf gets in trouble for smoking.
9:23 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS
Teresa continues recaps the news.
* Japanese love their elder porn!
9:40 AM – LYNN AND ALEX ARE IN THE STUDIO
Gossip queens Lynn and Alex are in the studio to dish the latest celebrity dirt:
* Paris Hilton stops smoking pot?! OMG!
* Teresa Strasser’s Bachelorette party was a blast!
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo! Purchase The Hammer on DVD today!
