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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Christie Brinkley phones in to promote National Family Fitness Day and X Box 360, Dance Dance Revolution!!
6:23 AM – EVIL ADAM
Adam plays Evil Adam: listeners call in and toss out various issues which Adam rants over as though he were a crazy badger!
6:40 AM – NORM MCDONALD IN STUDIO
Sleep deprived Norm McDonald is in the studio. Norm and the gang talk about how they hate waking up so god damn early in the morning!
7:00 AM – NORM MCDONALD CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
The “comedians comedian,” Norm McDonald continues to hang out in the studio. The gang talk about the World Series of Poker, and the top 5 gals Norm would want to get it on with if he had the chance! Hey now!
7:26 AM – NORM CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Norm relays a story about the time he “made love” to a woman while they watched through an open window the chick’s husband, also Norm’s best friend, mow the lawn. I’m serious people! Norm says this happened when he was much younger, when he had no conscious.
7:43 AM – BLAH BLAH BLOG; NORM STILL IN STUDIO
The gang play a round of Blah, Blah Blog and try to match the lame celebrities to their retarded online blogs.
8:00 AM – BLAH, BLAH BLOG CONTINUES; NORM STILL WITH US
The gang continues to try to match stupid celebrities to their stupid blogs.
The gang breaks down Kenny Rogers hit song, Coward of the County.
8:26 AM – MR. BRIGHT SIDE
In Mr. Bright Side, listeners call in with their sad stories and Adam tries to make them see the bright side to their situations.
8:43 AM – ADAM’S BATHROOM STORY
Adam relays a story about walking into a restroom; there was a guy in the stall who said, “how you doing?” Adam answered him, “I’m doing fine!” and then the guy yelled at him “I’m on the phone!” WTF?! How th hell was Adam supposed to know he wasn’t talking to him!! A new law should be mandated: No more talking on god damn phones while in god damn restrooms!!
8:55 AM – MUSIC MONDAY
In Music Monday, the good and bad songs from artists who have an amazing range of songs are played. Listen to Spinal Tap’s Cups and Cakes and Big Bottom.
9:16 AM – MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES
Music Monday continues: good and bad songs from various artists with incredible range continue to be played. Listen To the Amboy Dukes, The Journey to the Center of the Mind as well as Ted Nugent with The Amboy Dukes, Please Don’t Go.
9:56 AM – SIG HANSEN IN STUDIO
Captain of The Northwestern, Sig Hansen is in the studio. Watch the Deadliest Catch which airs on the Discovery Channel.
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