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6:01 AM – EVANDER HOLYFIELD PHONES IN
Heavy weight boxing champion, Evander Holyfield phones into the studio. Adam asks Evander if he enjoys fighting. Evander says “it’s the love for the sport” that he loves. Evander says he does not love the boxing part, he loves the fact that he inspires people to be “the very best they can be.”
Evander is the author of the new book, Becoming Holyfield: A Fighter’s Journey available for sale now.
6:18 AM – BLAH, BLAH BLOG
The gang play a round of “Blah, Blah Blog”, trying to match retarded online blogs to the lame celebrities who wrote them.
6:40 AM – DAVID SPADE IN THE STUDIO
David Spade is in the studio. This cool cat talks about his journey into stand up comedy.
A listener calls in to ask David if he thinks Artie Lange is going down the same road as his beloved friend Chris Farley? David says Artie is a “super cool nice guy, a people pleaser” however he has “ballooned up” and does seem to walking down the street called crazy!!
7:00 AM – DAVID SPADE CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
David continues to hang out in the studio and relays the horrifying story about almost being killed by an intruder!! It turns out, David knew the guy who was trying to kill him and says it was the scariest moment of his life when he woke up in the middle of the night to find this scary guy standing over him! The guy knew David had a loaded shotgun under his bed; he beat David up and used a stun gun on him as they both tried to reach for the loaded shotgun!! OMFG!! David swears he thought he was going to die, he says all he was doing “was just trying to live!”
7:19 AM – DAVID SPADE HANGS OUT
David continues to hang out. The gang talks about the fight between Artie Lange and his assistant while on the air on The Howard Stern Show.
7:33 AM – MADE UP MOVIES
Listeners call in and toss out made up movie titles and Adam spins them into blockbuster hits: A whole New Dimension; Multiples of One; These Walls Can Talk, Spare Change and more!
7:59 AM – DANA GOULD IN STUDIO; HUELL HOWSER VISITS THE COLOSSAL COLON;
Huell Howser from the hit television show, California’s Gold visits the Colossal Colon, I’m serious people! The gang laugh hysterically at Dana Gould’s amazing Huell impersonations.
8:19 AM – DANA GOULD IN STUDIO
Comedian Dana Gould continues his hysterical Huell Howser impersonations. Clips of Huell visiting a rock garden are played.
8:40 AM – ADAM RELAYS MARISSA JAROT WINOKUR STORY
Adam relays the story about the time he totally put his foot in his mouth when he talked to his fellow Dancing With the Stars contestant, Marissa Jarot Winokur. Having heard that she was going to have a baby Adam talked about the wonderful delights in having natural childbirth. Adam had no clue she just had cervical cancer and is unable to bare children and is having a child through a surrogate. Adam says it was a “super uncomfortable” moment he will never forget!
8:57 AM – LOVE ADVICE
Adam and Teresa give out love advice to listeners who call in. Shay calls in, she has been in a relation with the same guy forever and is totally bored with her man. Adam tells her to dump his ass and “sample from the rich buffet that is life.”
9:30 AM – MR. SKIN PHONES IN
Mr. Skin calls in to promote the 9th Annual Anatomy Awards. Mr. Skin has all the nudy pic’s of celeb’s online! Order DVD’s here!
9:47 AM – DAWSON SHARES AN EXCITING STORY
Our own Mike Dawson shares the exciting story of the time he fell off his skate board and lost his sense of smell.
Mahalo!
