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6:01 AM – SALAD AND ICE TEA TALK

Adam is incensed people!! What the hell has happened to ice tea? Adam says he cannot get a god damn glass of regular ice tea anymore. Ice tea now tastes like “someone ate some potpourri and then farted in my glass!” And don’t even get Adam started on salad!! WTF?! Who the hell invented the goat chese and arugula salad? Adam blames the gays and says, “to all the homos that run the restaurants in Los Angeles, you have gayed yourself out of good food!”

6:18 AM – NICARAGUAN NAME THAT MOVIE QUOTE

The gang play a spirited round of “Nicaraguan Name That Movie Quote”. Our favorite Nicaraguan Ozzie reads snippits from movies as listeners who call in try to guess what the hell he is saying. The caller who can correctly guess the movie title will win a VUDU television system, the best movie-on-demand service.

6:38 AM – ERIC STROMER IN STUDIO

“Salt of the earth,” Eric Stromer is in the studio. Adam and super hunky Eric answer home improvement questions for listeners who call in.

Don’t miss Eric on his hit television show, Over Your Head which airs on HGTV.

6:59 AM – WHO THE F. SELLS THIS S.?

In “Who the F. Sells This S.?,” Adam calls the total losers who have the most ridiculous items up for sale on Craig’s List.

7:21 AM – KATHY GRIFFIN IN THE STUDIO

Kathy Griffin is in the studio. Kathy and Adam talk about religion, the devastating loss of of Rosie on The View, and her new beau billionaire Steve Wozniak.

7:39 AM – KATHY CONTINUES OT HANG OUT IN THE STUDIO

Kathy continues to hang out in the studio. Adam and Kathy talk about her Emmy award winning reality show, My Life on The D List, which airs on Bravo.

7:58 AM – BRIAN DUNKLEMAN IN THE STUDIO

Former host of American Idol and Teresa’s ex-beau Brian Dunkleman is in the studio. Teresa and Brian take a walk down memory lane and share funny stories from the times when they were together. They say they were so damn poor, they had to share a spoon while they ate their cereal, what they couldn’t afford another damn spoon? No people, I’m serious! They were that poor! Looking back on it now they both can laugh, however at the time, not so much!

8:16 AM – BRIAN DUNKLEMAN CONTINUES OT HANG OUT

Brian Dunkleman continues to hang out in the studio and talks about his former gig on American Idol. Adam asks if he ever got it on with Ryan Seacrest? He’s not saying a word people, his lips are sealed! Just kidding peeps! Brian says Seacrest was a total ass to him while they were on the show, Dunkleman says he “checked out,” and therefore became totally miserable!

8:42 AM – TOTALLY TOPICAL TIVO TRIVIA

The gang play a raucous round of “Totally Topical Tivo Trivia:” Dawson reads Tivo descriptions of movies as the gang try to guess the correct movie. The gang play for listeners who call in, the winner will win an X-Box 360.

8:58 AM – KAREEM ABDUL-JABBAR

Legendary basketball player, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar phones into the studio. Adam asks Kareem if he “were a short guy” would he still have wanted to play basketball? Kareem says his first love is really baseball and he probably would have become a profession baseball player, who knew?

Kareem is the author of the new book, On the Shoulders of Giants:My Journey Through the Harlem Renaissance, available for sale now.

9:24 AM – REENACTMENTS

Adam and Bald Brian reenact the true story about the 49 year old monk in Germany who was caught stealing gay porn!!

9:43 AM – DO YOURSELF A FAVOR

In this segment of “Do Yourself a Favor”, Adam and the gang hand out “tips that can help you along in life”.
Tip # 1: paint your wallets red.
Tip # 2: every now and then take your shower head off and soak it in vinegar.
Tip # 3: wash fruit in warm water before eating.
Tip # 4: put worcestershire sauce in your burgers to give them extra flavor

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