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6:01 AM – WILL ANGIE EAT IT?
Our producer Angie is the pickiest eater in the world!! In this breakfast edition of “Will Angie Eat It?,” The gang try to guess if Angie will eat various breakfast items:
*Hard boiled eggs? Hell No!
*English muffin with butter? Oh ya!
*Apple cinnamon oatmeal? No way!
*Grapefruit? No way!
*Banana nut muffins? Hell ya!
6:22 AM – AISHA TYLER IN THE STUDIO
Sexy and multi-talented Aisha Tyler is in the studio. Aisha is full of surprises! Aisha hates kids, loves to play poker and who knew this sexy comedic actress and Dartmouth graduate used to brew her own beer?
Aisha and the gang talk about children, Aisha says there are “enough people out there”, she has no need to add to the gene pool and procreate! Aisha says maybe one day she’ll adopt an Asian or African baby just to be cool, however presently she has “a lot of aliens to kill!”
6:37 AM – AISHA TYLER CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
“The thinking man’s thinking woman,” Aisha Tyler continues to hang out in the studio. Aisha says enough serious talk about the world and procreation, Aisha wants to talk about farts!! Adam shares the funniest fart story that involves Jimmy Kimmel and a shuttle bus! Jimmy could not control his gas people and it almost killed everyone on the shuttle bus! Adam says he was laughing so hard he couldn’t catch his breath, maybe that’s a good thing!
7:00 AM – TOTALLY TOPICAL TIVO TRIVIA
In “Totally Topical Tivo Trivia,” Dawson reads real movie descriptions as it shows up on your Tivo menu, and the gang tries to guess the correct movie.
7:19 AM – TERESA AND BB’S JOURNEY INTO RADIO
Jasper calls into the studio, he’s interested in the journey of Bald Brian and Teresa before they became the huge stars they are today. BB says he wanted to be a sports writer and he confides in us that he was a really poor student, unbelievably he made it into USC and eventually became the phone screener on Loveline with our dear old Adam!
Teresa shares her story: Teresa says she grew up as a “white trash Jew.” Teresa says her mom didn’t shave her pits and was totally out there! She grew up in San Fransisco and literally spent three to four hours a day traveling around the city on the bus. Thankfully Teresa had her ballet classes which she says she sucked at, and her writing. Teresa loved to write, it was her passion! Teresa moved to Los Angeles, got a gig as a writer on Win Ben Stein’s Money and look at her now, she’s no longer a white trash Jew baby!!
7:53 AM – NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS IN THE STUDIO
Neil Patrick Harris is in the studio. Why is Doogie Howser not syndicated? Adam is incensed! Neil talks about his new movie, Harold and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay which is out in theaters now. The movie is receiving great reviews! Watch the trailer here.
8:03 AM – NEIL CONTINUES TO HANG OUT IN THE STUDIO
Neil continues to hang out. The gang talk about marijuana!! Neil says he is not against smoking pot, his only concern is getting pot smokers off their damn sofas so they can go out and see his film! Neil talks about Brittany Spears appearance on his show, she was really nice he says and he hopes she returns to the show.
Don’t miss Neil on his hit television show, How I Met Your Mother which airs Monday nights on CBS.
8:23 AM – CHRISTOPHER TITUS IS IN THE STUDIO
Comedian, Chris Titus is in the studio. Chris says Teresa is a “great Robin to Adam’s Batman”. Chris talks about his mom who committed suicide while he was in high school, funny stuff! Chris recently ended a long term relationship and is now dating a younger, hotter lady!! Hey now!! Adam says, what could be better than that?
8:38 AM – CHRIS CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Chris Titus continues to hang out. Adam talks about smoothies and how he craves the peanut, banana and chocolate smoothie, unfortunately it has a million calories, so instead he always ends up with the damn carrot, beet, and celery stupid smoothie.
Chris relays a story about Bruce Springsteen: After meeting him briefly he was invited out of the blue to attend a recent concert of his. Chris was given the coolest VIP passes and he was seated directly in the front row!! Chris ran into an ex-executive at the concert who used to give him a hard time and would always say he hated Chris’s show. Titus said it felt so damn good to flaunt his VIP passes to this a-hole!!! Can you believe Chris’s night still got better? Toward the end of the show, a security guy came up to Titus telling him Bruce would like to meet with him after the show!! The Edge from U2 was there as well as. And then “The Fonz” walks up, Henry Winkler, it was as if he had fallen into a “worm hole into another world”. It ended up being one of the best nights of his life!
9:01 AM – FREE LOVE ADVICE
In this segment of “Free Love Advice,” Adam and the gang hand out love advice for callers in need:
Jamie calls in from Las Vegas, he’s not happy with his honey, she is super needy and she doesn’t like his best friend. Adam says you must set your boundaries and lay down the law brother! Adam says it is imperative you keep your friends, screw what your wife thinks!
Tonya calls in, she’s been with her boyfriend for over seven years and would love to get married, but her man will not commit!! Adam’s advice is for Tonya to tell him “s. or get off the pot!”
9:19 AM – LOVE ADVICE CONTINUES
Adam and Teresa continue to hand out relationship advice for callers in need:
Melissa calls in, her douche bag ex-husband broke up with her via phone while she was at work and now has the audacity to ask for her back! Oh no he didn’t?! He did! Adam says she needs to throw his arse to the curb!
Cash calls in, he’s legally married, however his new lady that he happens to love and has been with for over six months has no idea! Adam says, “in this day and age there’s no stigma to marriage anymore”, however because you haven’t told her yet you need to come clean ASAP!
9:40 AM – BILLY MAYS PHONES IN
“America’s hawker,” Billy Mays phones into the studio. Billy is “mentally rich” from Oxi clean and many other products! Adam runs off some of his own great idea’s that he is sure can make a million bucks, how about shot gun beer or a space heater with a timer on it? Brilliant!
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