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6:01 AM – THE VIEW TALK
Adam talks about one of his favorite shows The View which he says “is such a horrible show,” he is therefore drawn to it like a moth to a flame, he loves to see if Whoopi will have her s. together! Of course she doesn’t which makes for great TV! Clips of The View are played as the gang make fun of stupid Whoopi. Adam thinks The View should change it’s name to “Yenta cluster f.!”
6:23 AM – ADAM’S PET PTERODACTYL TERRY CALLED OUT FROM HIDING
Adam calls his pet pterodactyl Terry out from hiding; Terry picks up Adam’s favorite blow hard celebrities with his razor sharp talons and drops them into a raging volcano: Kerry Ann Inaba is the first to fry!
6:40 AM – TERRY CONTINUES TO FLY OVER LOS ANGELES
Adam’s pet pterodactyl Terry continues to fly over Los Angeles picking up retarded celebrities and dropping them into a raging volcano! Adam says Rachel Ray must burn, Teresa says why not send Ryan Seacrest into the volcano to keep her company?!
7:00 AM – JOEL MCHALE IN THE STUDIO
Joel McHale is in the studio and plays clips from his hit show The Soup which airs on the E! Channel.
7:20 AM – JOEL CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Funny man, Joel McHale continues to hang out in the studio and play clips from his reality talk show, The Soup. Clips from Tyra Bank’s show, America’s Next Top Model are played. The gang cannot help but laugh at Tyra and her lame show!
7:40 AM – BLAH, BLAH BLOG
The gang play a round of “Blah, Blah Blog”: online celebrity blogs are read as the gang try to guess the blow hard celebrities who wrote them.
7:58 AM – LESLIE NIELSEN IS IN THE STUDIO
Legendary actor and comedian, Leslie Nielsen is in the studio this morning. Adam says he thinks the movies Airplane and Police Squad were “way ahead of there time!” Adam and Leslie reminisce about Leslie’s vast comedic performances.
8:15 AM – LESLIE NIELSEN CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Leslie Nielsen continues to hang out in the studio. Leslie talks about growing up in the back country of Canada. Leslie says he wanted to become an actor after he “fell in love with Carol Lombard on the big screen.”
Leslie relays a funny story about Priscilla Presley that took place while they were filming the movie The Naked Gun.
8:29 AM – DANA GOULD IN THE STUDIO
Comedian Dana Gould is in the studio. The gang talk about the future of our country and laugh over the changes that Barack Obama might make if elected for President, Adam laughs when he says “he’ll black out” immediately after he’s sworn in!
8:54 AM – DANA GOULD CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Dana continues to hang out. Adam plays clips from PBS’s California’s Gold with Huell Howser. Today Huell visits a ladybug farm! We love Huell because he is so naive and has what Teresa describes as “an infinite sense of awe!” Dana has the gang in stitches with his Huell impersonations, “they’re amazing!”
9:21 AM – DANA GOULD STILL WITH US
Dana continues to hang out and have the gang in stitches with his “spot on” Huell Howser impersonations. California’s Gold clips continue to be played. Watch Huell visit the Bagdad Cafe.
9:46 AM – CRAZY NAMES
Adam talks about the craziest celebrity and animal names. What’s up with the sperm whale? And what were Boutros Boutros-Ghali’s parents thinking?
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