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6:01 AM – “CAJUN DOING THE ASIAN”
Ricky Labit calls in from Houma, (pronounced homo), Louisiana this morning. Ricky was kicked out of an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet for apparently eating too much. Yes it is true; Ricky is a big guy, 6’3”, 265 pounds and he loves his Chinese food!! Ricky takes us back to that night…Ricky said the evening started out very nicely, he was greeted cordially and seated instantly, everything seemed normal. Ricky got up for his first round of food, he grabbed some frog legs, and some shrimp balls and went back to the table when all of a sudden the waitress slapped down his receipt and said if he grabbed any more shrimp balls he would be charged 20 dollars, double the normal rate!! He was told he was eating too much and was fat!!!
Adam gives a heads up too all his Chinese friends, “we have big people here with big American appetites”. Adam’s advice to all his Asian peeps out there, don’t come to America and open a restaurant and advertise all-you-can-eat and then get upset when we Americans take you up on that offer, because we can and we will eat ALL WE CAN EAT!!
6:20 AM – ISAAC HAYES CALLS INTO THE STUDIO
Isaac Hayes calls into the studio from Memphis, TN. Isaac has a son turning two tomorrow whom Isaac says keeps him young as well as the ganja, no just kidding! Isaac swears he is not stoned! Isaac talks about the time he received an Oscar in 1971 for his performance in Shaft, Isaac says “it was a big damn deal and it was cool!”
Isaac is a Scientologist and talks about leaving the television show South Park after they would not stop making fun of Scientology. Isaac says Scientology “is cool!”
Isacc has a new book out now, Cooking With Heart and Soul available for sale now!! Isaac will star in Soul Men coming out in theaters in September.
6:41 AM – KEVIN POLLAK IS IN THE STUDIO
Kevin Pollak is in the studio. Kevin talks about his upcoming appearance on the television show, Shark which airs Sunday nights on CBS. Kevin in known for his brilliant impressions, and says when he performs he can “feel the admiration and love” from the audience towards the person he is impersonating.
7:00 AM – KEVIN CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Kevin Pollak continues to hang out in the studio. Kevin impersonates Alan Arkin, William Shatner and others!
A listener calls in to compliment Kevin on a movie he starred in years back, Deterrence which he recommends highly and is now available on DVD.
Teresa asks Kevin what he considers to be the worst movie he has ever appeared in, Kevin says there is a long list!! Million Dollar Mystery wins hands down!
7:25 AM – THIS WEEK IN RAGE
In “This Week In Rage”, Adam counts down the top five things that drove him absolutely crazy this week:
5. Fiesta mix
4. Corporate event DJ’s
3. Ozzie leaving Adam’s bag of yogurt pretzel’s open every damn day!
2. The top 3 names for boys: Aiden, Kaiden and Jaiden
1. Urinal dividers
7:43 AM – CHRIS ROCK CALLS INTO THE STUDIO
Chris Rock calls into the studio. Chris talks about his favorite charity, The Salvation Army, donate people!! Chris also talks about his new CD: Cheese and Crackers which is available for sale now. Adam asks what the hell has happened to record stores? They have totally become obsolete!
7:59 AM – PAULY SHORE IN THE STUDIO
Comedian Pauly Shore is in the studio. Pauly and Adam talk about train wreck comedian Andy Dick, Pauly says Andy always gets in trouble for his “shenanigans.” Adam and Pauly also talk about weirdo OCD comedian Howie Mandel.
Pauly talks about his father Sammy Shore, the owner of the legendary Comedy Store.
8:19 AM – PAULY CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Pauly continues to hang out in the studio. The gang talk about transsexuals and ask themselves what they consider worse, cheating with a hot chick or cheating with a tranie?
Adam takes calls from listeners who like totally love Pauly and from those who like totally don’t!
Pauly talks about his new movie, Natural Born Komics, a Sketch Comedy available for sale now!! Watch the trailer here.
8:35 AM – WHY IS TERESA CRAZY?
Teresa finally comes clean and shares the story about why she is so crazy. Teresa says it all started when she was called into the principles office in high school. Her principle said he “had heard some things” about young T. He said he heard she was pregnant!! Oh no he didn’t?! Oh yes he did! Teresa was still a virgin people! Teresa was after all a hefty girl, but preggo’s? OH NO!! Teresa said “it was so shaming” she never told anyone until only months ago.
8:59 AM – DARYL HANNAH CALLS INTO THE STUDIO
Daryl Hannah calls into the studio to talk about the environment which she is passionate about saving. Daryl encourages others to recycle and use alternative forms of fuel. Daryl actually runs her car on hemp oil! Adam says “Daryl walks the walk and talks the talk!”
Daryl currently stars in the movie, Vice which is currently out in theaters. Watch the trailer here!
Check out Daryl’s daily blog which she writes herself!
9:21 AM – ADAM DROPS HIS KIDS ON THEIR HEADS
Adam talks about dropping his little kidlets simultaneously on their heads last night. “Here’s how it worked”: Adam was bouncing around on his knees on a big plastic exercise ball when his kidlets wanting their daddy to pick them up. So Adam’s thinking ‘I have a great sense on balance, I do this all the time with my trainer, so why not pick them up like they’re my dumb bells?’ Not a smart move!! Adam flew backwards and dropped both the kids “simultaneously on their little heads!”
9:34 AM – ADAM CALLS THE LOS ANGELES TRAFFIC DEPARTMENT
Adam “doesn’t mean to sound like a broken record” but listen up people! Adam is incensed and says we are spending so much money on fuel and we waste much more as we sit in our damn cars waiting for stupid left hand arrows to turn green. Adam begs all of you out there, drive through the damn red light arrows, please! Adam says “don’t wait for the man to tell you when to turn” take a stand people!!
Adam gets Officer Fred from the Los Angles Traffic Department on the line. Fred says “driving is a privilege” and surprisingly does not agree with Adam about everyone taking the law into their own hands by driving through red left turn arrows!! Remember to click it or ticket people!
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