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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
The gang is back from vacation with a lot of changes; Teresa is a married woman people! Teresa is over the moon! Teresa calls her wedding “the most euphoric chaotic experience” of her life! Adam had planned to send her a bottle of champagne to her hotel room, until he found out it cost over a thousand bucks, sorry T. Adam sent a fruit basket instead! Teresa talks about her wedding and how her family responded to seeing her in a wedding dress, Teresa says her dad totally had a meltdown. Teresa was “concerned he would fumble at the hand off and he did!”
Dan calls in, he’s planing to propose to his girlfriend and needs the gangs help. Dan plans to propose at the performance of The Blue Man Group. Adam says don’t go for the spectacular proposal, who’s going to remember “The Blue Maner’s” twenty years from now bro?! Adam suggests he ask her over a romantic dinner instead. Adam says “the words you choose, the look in your eye and not the environment is what is important.”
6:25 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Adam played at The Dodger’s celebrity all-star game and cannot help but laugh when he relays the story about running into Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, a fan came up to Kareem with his little kidlet to ask for his autograph and Kareem refused saying he was “on a break!” Adam was so uncomfortable and horrified, it would have taken less than two seconds!
Tony calls in to share “a fun story”: Tony was driving around with this pals without their seat belts when they were pulled over by a cop and each person was given a ticket! That sure was a fun story, “good times Tony!”
6:51 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Adam continues to talk about The Dodger celebrity all-star games. Adam said he hit the ball well but he’s played better. Adam talks about running into his old friend Dexter from the band The Offspring. Listen to The Offspring here!
7:05 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
*A-Rod’s wife files for divorce.
* Coney Island Hot Dog eating contest news.
7:41 AM – ADAM ON THE GONG SHOW
Adam talks about all the fun things he did over the break; he saw the movie Sex and The City as well as appeared on the new Gong Show with Dave Attell. Adam says this is not the old Gong show you may remember people! A woman actually tried to shoot darts from her nether regions, hey now! Adam relays the funniest joke he has ever heard: “What has six balls and rapes Mexicans? The Lottery!” Are you laughing out there people?
8:01 AM – MUSIC MONDAY
Music Monday, today’s theme: the good and bad songs to hear on your honeymoon are played.
Adam’s good and bad picks:Gary Puckett and The Union Gap’s “Woman,Woman”; and Gary Puckett’s “Young Girl”; Morrissey’s “You’re The One For Me Fatty” .
8:19 AM – MUSIC MONDAY CONTIUNUES
The best and worst songs to hear on your honeymoon continue to be played.
Teresa’s favorite pick: Nat King Cole’s “L-O-V-E”.
Bald Brian’s picks: Mazzy Star’s “Fade Into You” and House of Pain’s “Jump Around” and Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch’s “Good Vibrations”.
Click here for the gang’s full list of best and worst songs.
8:42 AM – STEPHEN J. CANNELL IS IN THE STUDIO
“The most prolific writer around and man of passion” Stephen J. Cannell is in the studio to promote his new book At First Sight as well as the new A-Team movie which is directed by John Singleton and will be coming to theaters soon.
The gang talks about Stephen’s plethora of award winning books. Stephen talks about writing which he says he loves to do, saying “I love to get up and write every morning and just have fun!”
9:00 AM – STEPHEN J. CANNELL CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Famed author Stephen J. Cannell continues to hang out. Adam pitches Stephen a couple of ideas for his next huge hit: Aids Butler, Rave Doctor and Bomb Squad: a Chicago cop works with a wisecracking bionic robot. Stephen doesn’t sound too interested, sorry Adam.
9:22 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS
Teresa continues to report the news.
* Nicole Kidman gives birth to a baby girl named Sunday Rose.
* Steve-O has brain damage from taking too many drugs?
9:42 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS
Teresa continues to recap the news.
* Susan Olsen, aka Cindy Brady, throws up during radio show.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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