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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Bald Brian talks about how he spent his time over the vacation; BB moved in with his honey and other than that nothing too exciting, how this conversation turns to masturbation not too sure, however it does! Adam says he plans on teaching his little Sonny to masturbate on the run, HUH?
Mark calls in to ask Adam his opinion about Villaretardo running for Governor. Villaretardo is the worse mayor in the world! Adam thinks this town is horribly run, there are pot holes everywhere and says, “in Los Angeles you get less bang for your buck compared to any other city.” Adam talks about Villaretardo changing his name; his last name was originally Villar, and his wife’s last name Ragossa, put the two together and poof!, you have Villaretardo!! Adam says “Villaretardo changing his name to get more votes was diabolical and racist!”
6:24 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Travis calls in to ask Adam his opinion about guys who wear sunglasses in the pool, Adam admits he is one of those guys. Adam says when he was younger he would jump into the pool like he was Fred Flintstone, however now that he’s older, he has a beer in his hand and it’s all about the lounging and looking cool!
Travis also asks Adam if he has heard Val Kilmer’s new album? Adam says it is “bizarre and bad!”
Pedro calls in to Adam what he has against the Mexicans, Pedro thinks Adam is being too hard on them. Adam says he is “surrounded by Mexicans all day” and has “no problem with the Mexican people however Los Angeles is turning into Mexico and that’s a problem…the folks that are coming here are not the best and the brightest.”
6:45 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Jesse calls in to ask Adam what his favorite movies are? Adam loves “bad movies, such as Point Break” and he loves documentary’s.
Austin calls in to tell Adam he is looking forward to Top Gear. Adam says “this show is the most artistic and amazingly shot show you have ever seen!”
7:02 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
*Latest Christy Brinkley news.
7:36 AM – LARRY MILER IN THE STUDIO
Comedian Larry Miller is in the studio. In this segment called “Stupid Beyond Belief,” Larry relays the stupidest things that are totally beyond belief:
*Christy Brinkley’s soon to be ex-husband spending thousand of dollars a month on porn.
*Drink responsibly stickers on liquor bottles: Larry says, “don’t tell me what to do!” Larry drinks to unwind people, he doesn’t want to be responsible when he drinks, how stupid would that be?!
Don’t miss Larry’s performance this Friday and Saturday at the Comedy Magic Club in Hermosa Beach celebrating 30 years of comedy!
7:59 AM – LARRY CONTINUES TO HANG OUT;PLAXICO BURRESS PHONES INTO THE STUDIO
Larry continues to hang out in the studio and talks about the late George Carlin who he says was a wonderful comic and will be sorely missed. Larry says you must see the film, It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World. Watch the trailer here.
Larry and the gang play another round of ” Stupid Beyond Belief”:
* White people who speak to black people like they are black themselves.
NY Giants Plaxico Burress calls into the studio. Adam says the Giants beating the Patriots was the biggest thing to ever happen in football! Adam asks Plax how confident was he going into the Super bowl. Plax says he “didn’t come this far to lose…the Giants don’t know what can’t means!”
Check out Palx’s new book, Giant: the Road to the Super bowl which details the NY Giant’s victory and is available for sale now.
8:30 AM – LARRY CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Larry and Adam play a round of “Hypothetical Question’s”, Adam makes Larry choose between the following:
*Christian comedian VS. Christian rock, Larry chooses Christian comedian.
*Spike Lee or Dead Possum, Larry chooses Spike Lee.
* Shirtless roller blading guy with a snake around his neck VS. radio psychic, Larry chooses the psychic because he “cannot be around anyone who thinks snakes are cool!”
* Number one Kiss fan or Gene Simmons, Larry says he would “drive cross country with Gene any day.”
* White female rapper VS. the guy who rides his bike in traffic, Larry choses the white female rapper.
8:48 AM – RELATIONSHIP ADVICE
Adam and Teresa hand out free love advice to listeners who call in:
Eric calls in, he’s dating a crazy Russian girl who likes to yell about everything as well as flaunt her past relationships and she is driving him absolutely crazy! Adam says “definitely don’t get her pregnant!”
9:04 AM – MORE RELATIONSHIP ADVICE
Justin calls in, he’s twenty-six and wants to marry his girlfriend who he has only been dating for one month; she is twenty-seven and has already been married. Adam says wait five or six more months, it is too damn soon Justin! Adam says, “unstable past means unstable future.”
“Socially awkward” Marshall calls in, he’s interested in the ladies however he has problems talking to them. Adam’s advice, “less history means more mystery”. Bottom line Marshal, “woman respond to confidence.” Basically you’re screwed buddy!
9:23 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
9:43 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS
Teresa continues to recap the news.
* Wife of Yankees Slugger “A-Rod” Files for Divorce.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW!!
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