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6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Chad calls in to ask Adam’s advice about the following: his girlfriends parents owe him money and refuse to pay him back and he has a baby on the way and really needs his six hundred bucks! Adam says “this is tough”, if six hundred bucks sounds like a lot of money, probably not such a good idea to have a kid Chad!
Louie calls in to ask Adam about his Taco Bell commercial. Adam actually applied to Taco Bell when he was fifteen and “was not accepted,” apparently he was not Taco Bell worthy.
6:22 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Tony calls in to tell Adam he loved The Hammer, calling it “a perfect feel good movie.” Adam promises to sign all your DVD sleeves out there, “send them into the studio and I will happily sign them and happily get them back in the mail to each of you.”
Carl calls in to say there is a lot of hate for Teresa on the Adam Carolla unofficial message board and thinks the people who wrote this crap must be “very misguided!” Adam thinks it’s sexism and believes Teresa to be one of the “funniest and smartest chicks out there!” Adam says “shut up and quite your god damn complaining!!”
6:43 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
The gang talk about shooting the show live in Las Vegas, Teresa is excited to get her drink on!
7:03 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* Madonna’s brother writes tell all book!
* Jesse Jackson apologizes for crude comment about Obama.
* A-Rod calls Madonna his soul mate.
7:35 AM – WHAT CAN’T ADAM COMPLAIN ABOUT?
In this segment of “What Can’t Adam Complain About?”, listeners call in and present Adam with various issues they are sure he cannot complain about, but OH NO, he can and he does people! Adam complains about the following: McDonald’s egg Mcmuffin’s, clean underpants and women’s beach volleyball.
7:55 AM – KNOW YOUR LACKIE’S
In this segment of “Know your Lackie’s” Adam’s knowledge of the staff here in the studio is put to the test. Teresa and Bald Brian bet if Adam will answer the questions correctly.
8:19 AM – SONGS WITH THE WORST LYRICS IN THE WORLD
Songs with the worst lyrics in the world are played: Nickleback; Rythem is a Dancer;Bob Marley – Jammin,Don Henley – Dirty Laundry.
8:42 AM – SONGS WITH THE BEST LYRICS ARE PLAYED
Songs with the best lyrics in the world are played: Glass Tiger – Don’t Forget Me; John Hiatt & The Goners – Learning How To Love You ; Elvis Costello – Oliver’s Army; Ben Folds Five – Battle Of Who Could Care Less.
9:08 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
* Christy Brinkley’s divorce finalized!
* The Dark Knight premiers on the seventeenth.
9:25 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS
Teresa continues to recap the news.
9:40 AM – LYNN AND ALEX ARE IN THE STUDIO
Gossip queens, Lynn and Alex are in the studio to dish all the latest celebrity dirt:
* Lance Bass to perform on Dancing With the Stars.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!! Order The Hammer on DVD now!!
