LIVE FROM THE PALMS CASINO RESORT IN LAS VEGAS!!
6:01 AM – LOUIE ANDERSON WITH US
Comedian Louie Anderson stops by the casino. Adam and Louie talk about how they started their comedic careers. Adam says he started doing stand up because he knew he had a good sense of humor and working with his hands wasn’t paying the rent! Louie says he started making fun of his zaftig figure before others could attack him with their words and turned it into a comedy routine.
Don’t miss Louie’s nightly performance at the Excalibur Resort and Casino, purchase tickets here.
6:21 AM – PENN JILLETTE HANGS OUT
Comedian Penn Jillette stops by. Penn says he loves doing stand up and never plans to stop saying his career will last longer than Frank Sinatra’s. The gang discuss the death of the legendary Houdini, Penn says it is a myth that he died from being punched in the stomach, Penn says there are “actual claims that he might have poisoned,” who knew?
6:41 AM – PENN CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Penn continues to hang out. The gang discuss funny desserts: flan, carob and halva, WTF? Who the hell likes this crap? It’s all about the pie, as we all know Adam loves his pie!! Penn says Jay Leno gave him a razzleberry pie from Marie Calenders after one of his shows, and OMG!! Penn says it was the best damn pie he has ever eaten!
Don’t miss Penn and Teller’s performance at the Rio hotel, July 28 – August 1.
7:03 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS; PENN HANGS OUT
Teresa reports the news.
* Latest news on train wreck Andy Dick.
* Man finds knife in Subway sandwich.
* Julianne Hough nominated for an Emmy.
7:33 AM – BOBBY SLAYTON SWINGS BY
The pitbull of comedy Bobby Slayton stops by the casino. Bobby congratulates Teresa on her marriage which gets the gang talking about how emasculating it is when the man takes the womans last name, do men really do that? Weak loser men do!
Bobby performs nightly at Hooters Hotel and Casino, don’t miss it!
7:49 AM – BOBBY CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Bobby continues to hang out. The Gang talk about the joy of marriage. Bobby says the reason his marriage is so healthy is because he spends five days out of the week separated from his wife. Speaking of fat, Bobby talks about how fat people in America are, Adam blames it on Taco Bell for creating a fourth meal for the stoner’s and weirdo’s who stop by late at night.
8:03 AM – THIS WEEK IN RAGE
Adam counts down the top five things that pissed him off this week in “This Week In Rage”:
5. Madonna’s brother writing tell all book.
4. Techno music underneath every news story.
3. Tax money that goes to cops fighting lame ass crimes.
2. The movie Redline’s Tivo description.
1. Drunken plus one’s at parties and special events.
8:24 AM – GEORGE WALLACE STOPS BY
Comedian George Wallace stops by to hang with the gang. Did you know George’s brother Steve plays for the NFL’s 49ers and his best friend is Jerry Seinfeld? Adam had no clue!
George talks about his journey into comedy saying it was Red Skelton who inspired him to become a comic.
George will be performing at the Flamingo Hotel this Thursday through Saturday.
8:43 AM – GEORGE CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
George continues to hang out. The gang talk about Isaac Hayes who George says he actually co-hosted a radio show with years back.
Adam and George talk about all the changes they would make if they were elected for President.
9:03 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS; GEORGE HANGS OUT
Teresa recaps the news.
* Al Reynolds swears he’s not gay!
* New sport out of Germany – Chess boxing!
9:31 AM – GAY WALKING
The gang play a fruity round of “Gay Walking”: Pre-Board Op Bill hits the streets of West Hollywood and asks the gays questions about Sin City. The gang play for their casino audience members and guess if the fairies will answer the questions correctly.
9:49 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Watch Adam throw the first pitch at the All-Star Celebrity Dodger game August 1st!!
Mahalo!!
