6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Giovanni calls in from Hawaii to tell Adam he thought it was hysterical when yesterday on the show Adam suggested if his fans are unable to purchase The Hammer, rent it from Blockbuster and then never return it! Great idea!
Adam talks about his celebrity friends, saying he doesn’t have that many however the ones he does have can be categorized into “a low, a medium and a high level of celebrity status”, starting with Danny Bonaduce moving upward to DB Sweeney and then to the “crazy talented as if touched by God” Alec Baldwin.
6:19 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Stu calls in to ask Adam why he hates cake. “Contrare my friend,” Adam says he doesn’t mind cake however as we all know Adam loves his pie! Adam says “if you have seven dollars, go to Marie Calender’s and buy yourself a little pie!”
Adam says there is a generation of older men who love them some cake, eat it and never gain any wait, Adam hates those bastards!
6:45 AM – WHAT CAN’T ADAM COMPLAIN ABOUT
In “What Can’t Adam Complain About” Listeners call in and try to stump Adam on various issues they are sure Adam can not possibly complain about, Oh Hell No!! No one stumps Adam, Adam can complain about anything people!
7:03 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* Batman actor Christian Bale arrested!
* Omarosa called ‘delusional and pathetic’ on talk show.
* Missing 2 year old girl in Florida latest news.
7:37 AM – LARRY MILLER IS IN THE STUDIO
Trendy Larry Miller is in the studio and plays a round of “Stupid Beyond Belief” with the gang. Larry rants about the stupidest things that are totally beyond belief: License place slogans really get Larry going this morning! Check out each state’s slogan here! Larry also thinks stick figure bumper stickers of families on cars are so lame!
8:06 AM – LARRY CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Larry continues to hang out and plays a raucous round of “Hypothetical Questions” with the gang. The scene is set, Larry is flying back from Florida to Los Angeles and has to choose who he would rather spend the flight with:
*Baldwin family VS. the Arquette family, Larry chooses the latter!
*9/11 theorist VS. chick newly into the Kabalah, Kabbalah chick hands down!
*Black preacher Reverend Wright VS. “white pretty boy mega church leader”, Larry chooses the Rev.
8:22 AM – DR. ALTER IS IN THE STUDIO
Dr. Alter is in the studio. Dr. Gary Alter is one of only a handful physicians in the United States who is Board Certified in both urology and plastic surgery. He is in the private practice of plastic and reconstructive surgery, subspecializing in genital reconstruction, this morning Dr. Alter talks about hidden penis syndrome! Dr. Alter relays the full procedure of the hidden penis surgery, Adam is fascinated!
8:43 AM – DR. ALTER CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Dr. Alter continues to hang out. Listeners call in with their personal plastic surgery questions for Dr. Alter. Teresa asks Dr. Alter about elongated labia’s, Dr. Alter says he once did a procedure on a woman with the longest labia he has ever seen, the surgery took three times the time of a normal surgery. Dr. Alter says no woman wants to go to the beach and look like she’s packing a sausage in her bikini!
9:06 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
9:23 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS
Teresa continues to recap the news.
* Lay Leno steps down as the host of The Tonight Show.
* Jimmy Fallon takes over for Conan.
9:42 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Mark calls in to ask Adam what he thinks about hot chicks who host truck shows and have no idea what they are talking about. They drive Adam crazy, however as we all know truck drivers “love their stupid chicks!”
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW!
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