6:01 AM HOW SAY YOU?
Adam talks about doing voice over work for the Family Guy yesterday. Adam relays how annoying it was having to wait for his friend and Family Guy creator Seth McFarland to make it into the studio. Adam calls Seth, “super smart, super rich and perpetually single.” Adam thinks Seth is a “sweetheart of a guy” however he needs someone in his life to “put him in check”, Adam says single guys that are rich and single tend to follow their own set of rules, time to come down to reality dude!
Speaking of single, cougar Melissa calls in to ask Adam’s advice on how to meet nice guys in Los Angeles. Melissa likes the party boys however they don’t seem to like her! Adam says maybe it’s time to stop going out with guys who are half your age baby!
6:26 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Adam talks about how annoying it is when he does a gig and and asks his hair dresser on the set to clean him up around the edges, it drives Adam crazy because they always say to him “I don’t have my clippers with me.” Are you kidding me, you’re a damn hairdresser, how can you not have your clippers? Adam says he never showed up for his carpentry jobs without his damn hammer, it makes no sense to him, “are people really that stupid?” Apparently so Adam!
6:41 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Teresa’s father Nelson phones into the studio to read an email he wrote to T. where he reviewed Adam’s hit movie The Hammer.
Nelson talks about Teresa’s wedding reception where her cousin’s crazy date got totally drunk and almost ruined Teresa’s party. Nelson asked him nicely to leave and this guy actually threatened Teresa’s father saying he could kick his ass if he wanted! Teresa’s dad is no spring chicken people and says even twenty years ago this guy could have kicked his ass!
7:03 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* McCain and Obama latest news.
* Richard Simmons running for Congress?
* Rapper Lil Wayne sued for Stones copyright breach.
7:19 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS
Teresa continues to report the news.
* Sienna Miller’s pube’s latest news.
7:36 AM – THIS WEEK IN RAGE
In “This Week in Rage” Adam counts down the top five things that absolutely drove him crazy this week:
5. Dog whistles
4. Futons
3. Road flares
2. Angie going to McDonalds twice in Vegas
1. Old guy getting carded in Phoenix airport
7:57 AM – RELATIONSHIP ADVICE
Adam and Teresa hand out free relationship advice to callers in need: 20 year old Michael calls in, his girlfriend just broke up with him last week and continues to send him mixed messages, what should he do, he’s totally confused and really wants her back! Move on Micheal, you’re only twenty years old dude!
Robert calls in, he’s had a girlfriend for four years now and wants to bring another lady into the bedroom, hey now!! The only problem is he’s having a hard time finding a girl that is into both of them, what should he do? Adam gives Robert Teresa’s phone number! Score!
8:23 AM – DANA GOULD IS IN THE STUDIO
Comedian Dana Gould is in the studio. Dana talks about his little kidlets and says it’s hard to find time to play with his sex toys with his kiddies running around the house all the time. Dana talks about his own childhood, Dana has six siblings however he’s not very close to them. Adam asks Dana if they are now coming out of the woodwork and asking their now famous brother for money or favors. Dana jokingly says they absolutely do and “although I see through it I resent it.”
8:38 AM – DANA GOULD CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Dana continues to hang out. Clips from California’s Gold are played and Dana has the whole gang in stitches with his spot on Huell Howser impersonations. Today Huell visits Pismo Beach, the clam capital of the world, it’s amazing!
8:59 AM – DANA CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Dana continues to hang out and impersonate the lovable Huell Howser.
Dana will be performing tomorrow night at Largo in West Los Angeles, you won’t want to miss it people!
9:30 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS; DANA HANGS OUT
* Caylee, the missing 3 year old from Florida latest news.
* Kelsey Grammer has heart attack and almost dies.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo! Order The Hammer on DVD now!!
