6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Adam says a weird thing happened last night, he “found a rogue camera” lying around his house. Who’s could it be? What a mystery! Adam says he does not carry the snoop gene however his wife Lynette totally does! Lynnette had no problem scrolling through that puppy looking for evidence! Guess who’s picture she found on the camera? You’ll never guess! Don Johnson, Huh? I’m serious people!
6:25 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Rich calls in to ask Adam advice on buying a new car, Rich wants to purchase a new Mini Cooper. Adam says if you’re planning on buying a new car “there is no reason in this day and age not to buy a two year old car”, Adam says the Mini is a great car, however buy a used Mini Rick and you’ll save a ton of money!
6:41 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Adam, relays the conversation he had with his assistant yesterday: Adam had an agent for many years until he “fired his ass”. Here’s the deal, when he worked on Loveline with Dr. Drew, Dr. Drew got a raise and Adam did not! What the hell! Adam said to himself “something is going on here!” They both have the same agent, so why in the hell didn’t Adam receive a damn raise, are you kidding me? That is when Adam realized his agent was doing absolutely nothing to help his career and therefore he said f. that and fired the douche!
7:05 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
7:38 AM – BB’S MOM CALLS INTO THE STUDIO
Bald Brian’s mom, Nancy Bishop calls into the studio to talk about her son’s bald head. Nancy confesses BB lost his hair in middle school! Nancy relays the journey of BB getting into show biz, who knew BB’s first job was working as a ravioli delivery man, I mean ravioli delivery nerd! BB also worked as a secret shopper for Jack in the Box, what the hell does a secret shopper at Jack in the Box do? Not much!
8:05 AM – LARRY MILLER IS IN THE STUDIO
Larry Miller is in the shizzy! Larry is in the studio looking very stylish this morning, he’s wearing gym shorts over his sweat pants, sexy! Larry and the gang play a round “Stupid Beyond Belief”. Larry relays the things he finds so unbelievably stupid: Larry takes the full segment to rant about the vast and various flavors of toothpaste! Do we really need all these stupid flavors? Give me a break!
8:22 AM – LARRY CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Larry continues to hang out and play “Stupid Beyond Belief ” with the gang: Larry talks about his famous sandwiches, which he calls his “super daddy sandwiches: two pieces of bread with meat inside made with love”. Who knew Larry was a chef as well as a comedian? Larry is also famous for his “eggs daddy” dish. Larry says his dishes are “hunks of food made up of different hunks of food.” Sounds yummy, are your mouths watering people? Didn’t think so!
8:41 AM – LARRY CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Larry continues to hang out. Larry and Adam play a round of “hypothetical questions:” the scene is set, Larry is driving in his car from Los Angeles to Florida, and Larry has to choose between who he would most like to join him on his ride, remember there are no wrong answers people! Larry is forced to choose between the following:
* Lyndsey Lohan’s mom VS. her dad? Larry chooses her mamma!
* Guy who calls his tattoos body art VS. heavy set white chick who wears huge amber beads and works as an acting coach? Larry chooses the fat chick!
*Rabbi who thinks he’s a comedian VS. the guy who thinks he’s Axl Rose, Larry chooses the latter!
8:58 AM – NICARAGUAN NAME THAT TUNE
Our favorite Nicaraguan Ozzie is in the house! In “Nicaraguan Name That Tune” Ozzie sings hits from the Beatles. Listeners call in and try to guess what song he is singing, the caller who can correctly guess what the hell Ozzie is singing will win free tickets to watch Ringo Starr and his all-star band perform Live at The Greek Theater this weekend.
9:20 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
* Alanis Morissette had no fun locking lips with SJP.
* Andy Dick headed back to rehab!
* Sigourney Weaver apparently felt ‘gangly and ugly’ as a child.
9:41 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS
Teresa continues to recap the news.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!
