6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Adam talks about the earthquake that occurred in Los Angeles yesterday. Adam says after an earthquake it’s really fun to drive down to East LA and see all the Mexicans camping out on their front lawns because they are too scared to go back inside their apartments, fun times!
Adam relays how to make your home earthquake safe, it’s exciting!
6:20 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Harry calls in from the Santa Monica farmers market to tell Adam he has the best fruit around, why? Not too sure! Adam is not interested because Rainier cherries are now out of season. Remember the old fart who plowed down over 70 people at the Santa Monica farmers market some years back? Adam is amazed that this old douche was able to take out over 70 people with one shot and kill ten.
6:43 AM – T AND BB DISAGREE WITH THE ACE MAN
In “T and BB Disagree with the Ace Man,” Teresa and Bald Brian have the audacity to tell Adam what they really think about various items, how dare they! BB says he likes his hot dogs grilled, not steamed Adam! OMFG! Teresa tells Adam she really loves libraries, what a bitch!
7:04 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* Earthquake hits Los Angeles.
* Mr. T’s Snickers ad deemed offensive to homosexuals.
* Brazilian priest missing after balloon stunt.
7:32 AM – FRANK CALIENDO CALLS INTO THE STUDIO
Comedian Frank Caliendo calls into the studio and has the gang in stitches with his brilliant celebrity impersonations. Frank and Adam talk about Brett Favre returning to the NFL.
Don’t miss Frank’s hit television show, Frank TV which airs on TBS.
Frank will be performing LIVE at the Anaheim Grove August 8th. Purchase tickets here.
7:55 AM – NERD WALKING
In this segment of “Nerd Walking” our resident nerd, Mike Cioffi hits the Comic-Con convention and ask nerds questions all dorks should know! The gang play for listeners who call in and try to guess if the nerds will answer the questions correctly, the winner will win a free Ooma phone device.
8:23 AM – MADE UP MOVIE TITLES
In “Made Up Movie Titles” listeners call in with made up movie titles and Adam spins them into blockbuster hits.
8:41 AM – MADE UP MOVIE TITLES CONTINUES
Adam continues to spin callers made up movie titles into blockbuster hit movies.
8:59 AM – DON FELDER FROM THE EAGLES
The Eagles former guitarist, Don Felder is in the studio to dish the dirt on his former band. Don says in the early years with the band he really never rehearsed before a tour, he would dance around and be funny on the stage instead, however it took the spotlight off of Don Henley who wasn’t about to have any of that s., therefore rehearsals turned into a total nightmare, Don F. says because of this they were forced to “stand around like zombies.” Don says the real high points of being in the band were his opening act performances singing Hotel California, which he wrote himself!
9:15 AM – DON FELDER CONTINUES OT HANG OUT
Don Felder continues to hang out in the studio. Adam is fascinated with the amount of money The Eagles have made over the years, close to a ga-jillion people! Teresa asks Don about one of his last fights with Glen Frey. Don says he used to get nervous before his performances and Glen used to make fun of the way he would walk out onto the stage, what a jerk! Don says he tried not to take it too personally because Glen would rip on pretty much any one at any time, sounds like a nice guy! They never actually came to blows however Don says they did come close!
Check out Don’s new tell-all book Heaven and Hell: My Life in the Eagles which is available for sale now.
Don’t miss Don’s appearance at the Borders Book Store in Sherman Oaks July 31st.
9:33 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
* Pamela Anderson is a ‘Girl on the Loose’.
* Shia LaBeouf: ‘not responsible’ for car crash.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!
