6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Adam talks about hot dogs, he’s still pissed that yesterday BB said he likes his dogs grilled and not steamed, how dare he!
So what’s the deal with Dodger dogs? Adam cannot stand them! Adam blames the Jews and the Mexicans for Dodger dogs not changing over the years.
AJ calls in for some relationship advice; his girlfriend who he has been dating for two years has two kids and after they fight she becomes verbally abusive to them. Adam says she sounds like a crappy mom and will probably be a crappy wife! Adam says “the real victims here are the kids.” AJ, you need to leave this bitch, and fast!
6:25 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Gary calls in, he just found out his girlfriend of over five years is cheating on him, what is he supposed to do? “This is not a good sign Gary,” Adam says if she’s stepping out on you before you are married it doesn’t look good dude!
6:45 AM – MIKE CIOFFI DEBATES HOT DOGS
Our resident nerd Mike Cioffi is in the studio to debate about steamed hot dogs VS. grilled dogs. Cioffi has a lot of debating experience having been the captain of his debate team in college, so he’s definitely up for the challenge!
7:04 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* Whoopi Goldberg says she’s had over 50 lovers.
7:34 AM – HARRY SHEARER IS IN THE STUDIO
Harry Shearer is in the studio. Harry starred in one of Adam’s favorite movies, This is Spinal Tap. Watch the trailer here.
Harry talks about growing up in a brothel, just kidding! Harry relays his journey to stardom, he is an LA native and actually thought he would go into a political science career, who knew?
Listen to one of Adam’s favorite songs from Spinal Tap here!
7:49 AM – HARRY CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Harry Shearer continues to hang out in the studio and talks about taking on the Bush Administration in his new CD ‘Songs of the Bushmen’. Purchase it here!
Harry talks about his long stint working on The Simpson’s and his radio show, Le Show which airs on KCRW.
Sorry people, Harry says there will never be a Spinal Tap sequel, Adam is truly upset!
8:09 AM – RICHARD CHEESE IS IN THE STUDIO
Adam’s old friend, Richard Cheese is in the studio along with his novelty band, Lounge Against the Machine. Watch the band play here!
Richard sings to the gang LIVE! and has Adam and Teresa totally entranced!
8:25 AM – RICHARD CONTINUES OT HANG OUT
Richard continues to hang out. Adam talks about the time when Kimmel, Richard and himself all worked together over at KROQ. They all used to go out for lunch together and daydream about their future hit show, The Man Show. Richard talks about a funny story that happened years ago, he cut off a guy while driving on Ventura Boulevard and the guy actually tracked him down, called him at his home and threatened to kick his ass. OMG! Richard contacted the police totally traumatized, he says every time he would leave his house he was totally freaked out! Guess who was the guy torturing Richard? His own best bud Kimmel who had pretended this whole time to be the crazy road raged fool! Richard says it’s finally payback time for Kimmel!
Don’t miss The Richard Cheese Band perform LIVE in San Diego 8/2 at the House of Blues.
8:53 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Adam talks about always getting in trouble for talking about his new hit show Top Gear, his publicist is always on his ass to stop talking about it on the radio! Adam says “there are no real life consequences for mentioning the damn show”, so why all the damn fuss? Give me a break!
A listener calls in to comment on turning left on red light arrows, he’s afraid of getting a ticket therefore he’s torn with what to do. Adam has this tip: when you come across a red left turn arrow pretend to flip down an imaginary visor on your head and pretend you cannot see the retarded red turn arrow!
John calls in to ask Adam why he calls his flip-flops Jap-flaps? It’s not PC Adam! This gets the gang talking about totally funny un-PC offensive remarks!
Nelson calls in to let Adam know he owns a meat ball company and would like to send Adam a bunch of meatballs to bring over to Kimmel’s for his Sunday night parties! Sorry dude, Kimmel only likes the best buddy, “frozen won’t cut in over at Kimmel’s!”
9:20 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
* Record Exxon profit misses mark.
9:40 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS
Teresa continues to recap the news.
* Pam Anderson on the loose in pointless show.
* Our own Adam Carolla will throw out first pitch at Dodger Stadium tomorrow night!
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!
