August 29, 2008 – Matt Hughes, Scott Baio and Richard Cheese are in the studio

6:01 AM -UFC’S MATT HUGHES IS IN THE STUDIO

Nine-time Welterweight UFC champion, Matt Hughes is in the studio this morning. Matt is the first member of the UFC to write a book about the REAL UFC, Made in America which is available for sale now. Matt says he started out in fighting actually wrestling his brother as a youngster and realized he was damn good at it. Matt says when he first got into the sport of mixed martial arts he found it “really easy,” he therefore decided to make a career out of fighting.

Matt is not only a fighter, he is an entrepreneur too. Check out his super cool new clothing line as well as his personal gym,The Hit Squad located in Granite City, St. Louis.

6:22 AM – EVIL ADAM

In this segment of ‘Evil Adam’, Adam’s alter ego comes out from hiding and complains about everything posed to him, so what’s the big difference between Evil Adam and regular Adam? Not much peeps!

6:37 AM – REENACTMENT

In this segment of ‘Reenactment’, Adam and BB reenact the true story about the CNN reporter, Richard Quest who was busted in Central Park after curfew; he had a pocket full of meth and a rope wrapped around his neck that was “connected to his junk” as well as a sex toy tucked into his boot. Hey now!

6:53 AM – RICHARD CHEESE IS IN THE STUDIO

Adam’s old friend, Richard Cheese is in the studio along with his novelty band, Lounge Against the Machine. Watch the band play here!

Richard sings to the gang LIVE! and has Adam and Teresa totally entranced!

7:07 AM – RICHARD CONTINUES OT HANG OUT

Richard continues to hang out. Adam talks about the time when Kimmel, Richard and himself all worked together over at KROQ. They all used to go out for lunch together and daydream about their future hit show, The Man Show. Richard talks about a funny story that happened years ago, he cut off a guy while driving on Ventura Boulevard and the guy actually tracked him down, called him at his home and threatened to kick his ass. OMG! Richard contacted the police totally traumatized, he says every time he would leave his house he was totally freaked out! Guess who was the guy torturing Richard? His own best bud Kimmel who had pretended the whole time to be the crazy road raged fool! What a great friend, Richard says Kimmel better watch out because it’s finally “payback time!!”

7:34 AM – TOTALLY TOPICAL TIVO TRIVIA

In this segment of ‘Totally Topical TiVo Trivia’, real TiVo descriptions of movies are read and the gang tries to guess the correct movie. Of course our resident nerd Bald Brian is the big winner!

7:49 AM – SCOTT BAIO IS IN THE STUDIO

Recently married and new daddy, Scott Baio is in the studio this morning. Scott is the proud papa of a little girl, Bailey Baio! Scott is known for his notorious womanizing ways so it is surprising this infamous bachelor has finally settled down!! Scott says he fell in love with his wife all over again after the birth of their daughter.

Teresa asks Scott if he heard that Willy Aimes, his co-star on Charles in Charge, was recently mugged while walking down the street in Hollywood. Scott says he doesn’t keep in touch with anyone from any of his shows including Happy Days, Scott says he considers himself a recluse, he loves being home. Scott also says he just “doesn’t like strange people”, well, “people in general really”. Adam says, “most people are not dynamic…they don’t bring anything to the party”, therefore he can totally understand Scott’s angst.

8:15 AM – THIS WEEK IN RAGE

In ‘This Week In Rage,” Adam counts the top five things that totally pissed him off this week, he gets side tracked however and cannot stop ranting about the Click It or Ticket campaign. Adam totally blames Villaretardo for this stupid new law, what a douche bag!

8:32 AM -THIS WEEK IN RAGE CONTINUES

Adam continues to count down the top five things that enraged him this past week:

5. Ikea mascot
4. People who register for a honeymoon for their wedding.
3. American Standard’s toilets.
2. Megan Fox not knowing a damn thing about cars for her role in Transformers.
1. Mohawk wearing cross-dressers.

8:52 AM – JENNA JAMESON AND TITO ORTIZ ARE IN THE STUDIO

Legendary porn star, Jenna Jameson and her honey UFC champion Tito Ortiz are in the studio. Tito is such a nice guy, he says his biggest hope in life is to help young kids who may be looking for guidance in their lives get into wrestling. Jenna says “Tito is the nicest, most sensitive guy on the planet” Ohhh!

9:11 AM – MADE UP MOVIES

In this segment of ‘Made Up Movies,’ Adam spins listeners made up movie titles into blockbuster hits! Look for “Ghostheart” and “Scavenger Hunt” to come soon to a theater nowhere the hell near you.

9:30 AM – MADE UP MOVIES CONTINUES

‘Made Up Movies’ continues; listeners continue to call in with their made up movie titles and Adam continues to spin them into mega blockbuster hits.

Don’t bother looking for “Government Owned”, “Interstate Love” or “Hobo” to come soon to a theater near you.

MAHALO!!

August 28, 2008 – David Alan Grier, Dom Irrera, Jake Johannsen and Don Felder are in the studio

6:01 AM – DAVID ALAN GRIER IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian David Alan Grier is in the studio and talks about his new fake magazine news show, Chocolate News which will premiere October 15th and air on Comedy Central.

Adam and DAG talk about their kidlets, Adam says he was wrestling with little Sonny last night when “he bit into daddy’s shoulder!” WTF?

Adam is in stitches as DAG entertains the gang with his plethora of different characters and voices.

6:17 AM – DAVID ALAN GRIER CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

DAG continues to hang out. Adam and DAG challenge each other to see who can perform the better PSA.

DAG pretends to snore every time Teresa starts to talk and seriously upsets her because he won’t f’in stop, it’s hysterical!

6:35 AM – WILL ANGIE EAT IT?

Our Producer Angie is the pickiest eater in the world, in this segment of “Will Angie Eat It?” the gang is put to the test and try to guess if Angie will eat various summer food items. Corn on the cob? Hell No! Bratwurst? Yes! Potato salad? Absolutely not, please! Watermelon? Oh ya!

6:46 AM – WILL ANGIE EAT IT? CONTINUES

The gang continues to guess if picky eater Angie will eat various summer food items in “Will Angie Eat It?” Pulled pork sandwich? She’ll eat it people!

7:00 AM -DON FELDER IS IN THE STUSIO

The Eagles former guitarist, Don Felder is in the studio to dish the dirt on his former band. Don says in the early years with the band he really never rehearsed before a tour, he would dance around and be funny on the stage instead, however it took the spotlight off of Don Henley who wasn’t about to have any of that s., therefore rehearsals turned into a total nightmare, Don F. says because of this they were forced to “stand around like zombies.” Don says the real high points of being in the band were his opening act performances singing Hotel California, which he wrote himself!

7:15 AM – DON FELDER CONTINUES OT HANG OUT


Don Felder continues to hang out in the studio. Adam is fascinated with the amount of money The Eagles have made over the years, close to a ga-jillion people! Teresa asks Don about one of his last fights with Glen Frey. Don says he used to get nervous before his performances and Glen used to make fun of the way he would walk out onto the stage, what a jerk! Don says he tried not to take it too personally because Glen would rip on pretty much any one at any time, sounds like a nice guy! They never actually came to blows however Don says they did come close!

Check out Don’s new tell-all book Heaven and Hell: My Life in the Eagles which is available for sale now.

7:31 AM – JAKE JOHANNSEN IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian Jake Johannsen is in the studio. Jake talks about his journey through comedy, he has been doing stand-up for over twenty years and still looks like he’s in his twenty’s. Adam asks Jake how he does it? Lots of beer and broads keep this funny man young!

Adam and Jake talk about the differences between David Letterman and Jay Leno, Jay is the nicest guy who always greets his guests before the show, Dave however, no f-ing way! Dave’s whereabouts before the show are top secret people!

7:57 AM – TERESA RELAYS A SHAMEFUL STORY

Teresa relays the sad story about her worst experience in high school. Here’s the story: T. had always danced as a youngster and when she stopped dancing she became a little chunky, so chunky in fact that her principal called her into his office and accused her of being preggo’s! WTF? Little T. was still a virgie people, and says it was the most horrific moment of her life! What was he trying to say? Her principal was either calling her fat or a slut, how mortifying! Teresa says “it was so shaming” she has really never recovered from it.

8:19 AM – DOM IRRERA IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian Dom Irrera is in the studio. Dom has one of the most natural styles in all of stand-up comedy, he has the ability to make almost any crowd laugh until it hurts, with an intricate mix of stories and characters weaved together seamlessly.

Dom and Adam reminisce about the olden days when they used to rent movies on VHS. Adam actually rented a Porn Bloopers movie and says when he went to return it he realized he had no cash on him, he was therefore forced to scrounge for quarters in his car until he could come up with the buck fifty. Finally Adam paid for the porn and to top the humiliating moment off he ran into an old girlfriend from high school who happened to witness the while fiasco! Talk about embarrassing!

8:39 AM – DO YOURSELF A FAVOR

In this segment of ‘Do Yourself A Favor,’ Adam hands out “little tips that can help you along in life”: Paint your wallet bright red; every once in a while take your shower head off and soak it in vinegar to clean it; wash your fruit in warm water to bring out its flavor.

8:57 AM – FREE LOVE ADVICE

In this segment of ‘Free Love Advice’, Adam and T. hand out relationship advice to losers in need:

Shay calls in, she has been living with her loser boyfriend for over five years and guess where people? In his douche bag of a mothers house who she happens to hate. Adam tells her there is “no time to think baby”, move out and move out fast!!

Steve calls in, he was married for over twenty years and is now recently divorced and finds himself totally bored, what should he do? Adam says, “get yourself on the computer for some porn Steve” and turn that frown upside down!

Andy calls in, he was just released from prison and says he’s trying to get back on his feet and is finding it hard to break off a past relationship with his gal pal. Adam tells Andy, “whats the big deal?” Break up with the bitch!

9:25 AM – JULES ASNER IS IN THE STUDIO

Super sexy and sweet, Jules Asner is in the studio. Jules is pissed at Adam for ripping on her husbands movie Ocean’s 13, bastard! Adam called it an “abortion of a film” which really riled her up! Steven Soderbergh, her honey, told her to tell Adam he takes all the blame for the lame movie and says it was “all his fault!” Adam says the only reason he came down so hard on the film is because he considers Steven a “phenom”.

Jules is the author of the novel Whacked which is available for sale now!

9:47 AM – USA TODAY SNAPSHOT

Adam comments on USA’s snapshot: Would you date a co-worker? Adam finds the results so ridiculous!

43% men said yes, 28% women said yes; 31% men said no, 29% said women no; the kicker is the 25% of men and women who both say they are unsure! Adam says “people who say I don’t know are idiots!”

MAHALO!

August 27, 2008 – Brian Cranston and Adam Yauch are in the studio; Robert Smigel, Jerome Bettis and Morgan Spurlock call in

6:01 AM – TERESA RELAYS A PERSONAL STORY

Teresa relays the story about her ex-boyfriend; T. decided after three years of dating her ex that she needed “a little break” however she really did think they would get back together! UH OH, he has moved on baby and guess what? Without your ass! Her ex’s new chick sent T. a picture via her my space of herself licking her ex’s face, gross! T. says it really upset her and even though she is in love now with Batman she really cannot seem to get over it! It turns out Danny Bonaduce heard about it and jokingly threatened to kick this bitches arse on the radio, little did he know she was listening to the show and actually filed a complaint with the anti-terrorism unit! WTF? I’m serious people! Well here’s the kicker, Teresa just found out her ex married the cheek licker!! T. is totally in shock and truthfully sounds like she is a little jealous and not fully over this dude! It’s time to move on baby!

6:24 AM – BRIAN CRANSTON IS IN THE STUDIO

“Ruggedly handsome”, Brian Cranston is in the studio. Brian talks about his latest project, Breaking Bad, which airs on AMC. Brian describes his new show saying it is about a man who goes through “a mid life crisis from hell.”

Don’t miss watching Brain on his hit TV show, Malcolm in the Middle which airs on the Fox Channel.

6:39 AM – BRIAN CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Brian continues to hang out as Adam talks about watching CNN the other morning and relays the story he watched on modern day slavery. Adam thinks he can solve the problem…with a god damn condom! It’s so damn simple you tards!

6:57 AM – WHAT CAN’T ADAM COMPLAIN ABOUT?

In this segment of ‘What Can’t Adam Complain About?’ listeners call in with various topics they are sure Adam cannot possibly complain about, but as we all know Adam can complain about anything and everything people, and does: Bonaduce not on the show anymore; new wheels and tires for your car; Adam’s lovely children smiling up at him; elongated toilets and more!

7:18 AM – ADAM YAUCH IS IN THE STUDIO

Beastie Boy, Adam “MCA” Yauch is in the studio to talk about his new documentary movie which he produced and directed, Gunnin’ for That #1 Spot, available for sale on DVD now. The film follows eight of the country’s premiere high school basketball players on the fast track to the NBA. Watch the trailer here and check out the rave reviews.

7:32 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

David calls into the studio to ask Adam his opinion on legalizing the ganja. Adam says he’s not for the “Dawson wake and bake way of life”, and he definitely wouldn’t want to catch little Sonny or Natalia smokin’ the reefer, however who is he to judge? To each his own people!

Sean calls in to tell Adam he watches The Adam Carolla Project on u-tube, he loves the show, “so what’s the deal?” Will there be a DVD coming out soon? Unfortunately it’s not up to him Sean, contact stupid TLC!

7:55 AM – ROBERT SMIGEL CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Writer, Robert Smigel calls into the studio. You Don’t Mess With the Zohan is Robert’s latest project and is being “heralded as Adam Sandler’s greatest hit!” Watch the trailer here and check out the reviews too!

Robert writes for the television show, TV Funhouse which airs on Comedy Central, Adam loves this show!! Adam asks how the hell does he get away with parodying Disney characters? Robert says “very carefully.”

8:13 AM – NERD WALKING

Our own resident nerd Mike Cioffi hits Wizard World for a little “Nerd Walking.” Nerds are asked questions all retards should know! The gang in the studio guess if the dorks will answer the questions correctly.

8:32 AM – MORGAN SPURLOCK CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden’s, Morgan Spurlock calls into the studio. Morgan talks about his new documentary which is playing in theaters now!! Watch the trailer here!

Morgan says he still thinks Osama is alive and hiding out, it really comes down to money, “Osama has the loot to keep himself hidden away forever!!” Morgan also says, “he’s everywhere, yet nowhere..the fact that he has not been caught is incredible!”

Don’t want to watch the movie? Purchase the book instead! Where in the World is Osama Bin A-hole is also available in print!

8:57 AM – WHO THE F. SELLS THIS S.?

In this segment of ‘Who the F. Sells This S.?’ Adam calls the douche bags who have the most ridiculous items up for sale on Craig’s List: A Lottery key chain scratcher for a mere four bucks, how can you resist it people? Patsy the seller says, “if you don’t have one you don’t know what you’re missing!” How dare you Patsy!

Ruby has barely legal porn magazines up for sale for only 50 cents a piece, what a bargain! Ruby says you can even come over to her place to pick them up, hey now!!

9:25 AM – WHO THE F. SELLS THIS S.? CONTINUES

‘Who the F. Sells This S.?” continues. Adam continues to talk to Ruby who has barely legal porn for sale on Craig’s List. Adam is totally fascinated!

9:43 AM – JEROME BETTIS CALLS IN

Jerome Bettis calls into the studio this morning. Bettis, nicknamed “The Bus” is a former football halfback for the NFL’s Los Angeles/St. Louis Rams and Pittsburgh Steelers. Bettis is considered one of the best big backs of his era, and is fifth on the National Football League’s all-time rushing list.

Jerome talks about the Promises Cardio Kickoff, the 2008 Superbowl tailgating party where over 600 healthy recipes and meals will be highlighted in an effort to educate people on how they can live healthier lives by adjusting the food they consume. For more information check out, promisehealthyheart.com

MAHALO!

August 26, 2008 – Jon Cryer and the late Isaac Hayes phone in; Bill Bellamy and Sean Stephenson are in the studio

6:01 AM – JON CRYER CALLS IN

Jon Cryer, one of the nicest guy’s in show business calls into the studio. Jon is married to a colleague of Teresa’s at TV Guide; Lisa Joyner who Teresa says is so lovely and nice.

Adam says Jon has had somewhat of a career renaissance. Jon was in the hugely successful movie Pretty in Pink, which came out back in the eighties. Jon tells us there actually was an alternative ending in the movie where his character ending up with Molly Ringwald’s character, however Molly did not think it was a realistic ending, their characters were destined to only be friends.

After years of laying low Jon now stars in the television show, Two and a Half Men which also stars Charlie Sheen, who Jon says is very easy to work with and a really nice guy, now that he’s clean and sober! Adam says it seems as though Charlie has mellowed as he’s gotten older and now producing less testosterone, Jon concurs.

Jon has a new movie available for sale on DVD now, “Went to Cooney Island on a Mission from God, Be Back by 5”. Check out the reviews here. You can also catch Jon on his hit television Show, Two and a half Men which airs on CBS.

6:20 AM – ADAM SHARES A PAST DRUNK EXPERIENCE

Adam shares a story about how he grew up across the street from Molly Ringwald. When Molly became a big star Adam was actually invited to attend the Pretty in Pink premier. “It was a beautiful night” he partied at The Palace afterward, where he “got his party on”. There was free booze, how could he resist? Adam had “14 greyhounds and was lit up like a Christmas tree!” Adam finally staggered out of the club and found that it was now raining so hard, “it seemed to be shot out of the sky.”

Adam went to his car and there was a cop car parked right next to his car! He stood there “frozen in his tracks”, what to do? Well, Adam climbed into his car and just sat there not knowing if he should try to drive away or not. Finally Adam “got up the huevos” and drove home where he then spent the rest of the evening throwing up!!

6:44 AM – WEED WALKING

In this segment of ‘Weed Walking’, out resident stoner Mike Dawson asks Rush fans stoney questions all pot heads should know.

7:02 AM – ISAAC HAYES CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Isaac Hayes calls into the studio from Memphis, TN. Isaac has a son turning two tomorrow whom Isaac says keeps him young as well as the ganja, no just kidding! Isaac swears he is not stoned! Isaac talks about the time he received an Oscar in 1971 for his performance in Shaft, Isaac says “it was a big damn deal and it was cool!”

Isaac is a Scientologist and talks about leaving the television show South Park after they would not stop making fun of Scientology. Isaac says Scientology “is cool!”

Isacc has a new book out now, Cooking With Heart and Soul available for sale now!! Isaac will star in Soul Men coming out in theaters in September.

7:22 AM – THE VIEW TALK

If you’re married people, Adam suggests purchasing two TiVo’s for your household, he swears it will save your marriage! Adam and his honey Lynette were watching The View off of her TiVo and Adam swears he would kill himself if he had to watch this retarded show daily! Adam calls The View a complete “colossal yenta cluster f.” Clips of The View are played as the gang in the studio laugh at stupid Whoopi Goldberg, Adam thinks she is so damn dumb!

7:43 AM – BILL BELLAMY IS IN THE STUDIO

Last Comic Standing’s, Bill Bellamy is in the studio. The gang talks about black race car driver, Willlie T. Ribbs, what the hell has happened to Willie? Bill talks about the new season of Last Comic Standing which he says is hysterical!! Don’t miss it people, Thursday nights at 8:30 on NBC. Watch this.

8:00 AM – TIME TO APOLOGIZE

Listeners call in to purge their consciences; Bob calls in to confess he actually stole a thousand bucks from his dear little grandma over 25 years ago! Unfortunately his grandam has kicked the bucket so Bob was never able to confess his sins to her. Sorry Bob Adam does not absolve you, you klepto douche bag!

Phil calls in to confess and apologize for stealing a car for a fun joy ride when he was a youngster, what an idiot!

Joel calls in to confess when he was a youngster he threw an open bottle of Dr. Pepper from a moving car and hit a girl in the face with the bottle just for the f’in fun of it! Fun times Joel!

8:29 AM – ADAM RELAYS UNCOMFORTABLE MARISSA JARET WINOKUR STORY

Adam relays the uncomfortable story about the time he was on Dancing With the Stars and his fellow cast mate Marissa Jaret Winokur was totally nervous before her big dance and asked Adam who had just finished his dance what is was like, Adam told her “just like child birth baby!” Adam had no idea she just had her privates removed because of cervical cancer! Could Adam stick his foot any further down his throat, hell ya he can! Adam then told her “childbirth is so precious” and “an experience every woman should have”, Marissa then turned to Adam and told him she was infertile and unable to bear children! Talk about “super uncomfortable!”

8:46 AM – MR. BRIGHT SIDE

In this segment of ‘Mr. Bright Side’, listeners call in with their sad stories and Adam tries to help them see the bright side of their unhappy situations.

9:00 AM – SEAN STEPHENSON IS IN THE STUDIO

Jimmy Kimmel’s love guru, Sean Stephenson is in the studio. Sean suffers from Brittle Bones Disorder, however he doesn’t let that break his amazing spirit and wonderful outlook on life. Sean says thoughts control one’s behavior and that is why he always thinks positively! Sean loves the ladies and says, “women fall in love with their ears, men fall in love with their eyes.” Sean walks into a room and says he commands everyone’s attention because he walks, well wheels really, into a room with total confidence! The ladies seem to love this little cutie as well, Sean says, “novelty it the biggest aphrodisiac.”

9:26 AM – SEAN CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Sean Stephenson continues to hang out in the studio. Adam asks him about his sex life. Sean says thankfully it’s great! Sean says if the lady is really large he may worry just a little bit that he might break his bones, I mean bone! Watch Sean perform stand up here!

Check out Sean’s magazine, Inner Game where Sean shares “cutting edge techniques” that will help you guys out there attract the women you really want to date! Watch the commercial for Inner Game here. Sign up for a free basic subscription to Inner Game Magazine and receive a free e-book people!

9:44 AM – NICARAGUAN NAME THAT TUNE

In ‘Nicaraguan Name That Tune’, our favorite Nicaraguan Ozzie sings hit songs from The Beatles. Listeners call in and try to guess what the hell he is singing.

MAHALO!!

August 25, 2008- Patrick Warburton and Dana Gould are in the studio; Maria Menounos and Randy West phone in

6:01 AM – PATRICK WARBURTON IS IN THE STUDIO

Patrick Warburton is in the studio. The gang play a round of “My Mom is Crazier Than Your Mom!!” Patrick calls his mom a total loon, he says, “I love my mother but she just pisses me off to no end!!” Looks like Adam is not the only one who cannot stand his dear old mom!

Don’t miss Patrick on his hit television show, Rules of Engagement which airs Monday nights at 9:30 PM on CBS.

6:17 AM – PATRICK CONTINUES TO HANG OUT


Patrick continues to hang out in the studio and talk about his looney mother and bee’s, yes bee’s!! Teresa relays a story when she was in camp and a bee flew up her short shorts!! Hey Now!!

6:34 AM – ADAM AND T. HAND OUT FREE LOVE ADVICE

Adam and T. hand out relationship advice to callers in need: Thomas calls in totally upset, his ex-wife wants to move their three kids out of state, how should he handle this? Adam tells Thomas he needs to “get his ducks in order and take it to the judge!” Monty calls in for some advice for Thomas, saying, “all you need to do is honestly tell the judge you cannot live without your children” and hopefully the judge will do the right thing!

7:00 AM – DANA GOULD IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian Dana Gould is in the studio. Clips from California’s Gold are played and Dana has the whole gang in stitches with his spot on Huell Howser impersonations. Today Huell visits Pismo Beach, the clam capital of the world, it’s amazing!

7:18 AM – DANA CONTINUES TO HANG OUT


Dana continues to hang out and impersonate the lovable Huell Howser.

7:35 AM – BLAH, BLAH BLOG

In this segment of ‘Blah, Blah Blog,’ the gang try to match the blowhard celebrities to their retarded online blogs.

7:57 AM – T. AND BB’S HISTORY

A listener calls in to ask Bald Brian how he started off in the biz. BB confesses he actually wanted to go into journalism out of college, however his first job was working as a ravioli delivery man, I mean ravioli delivery nerd! BB also worked as a secret shopper for Jack in the Box, what the hell does a secret shopper at Jack in the Box do? Not much! Finally BB got a job working as the phone screener over at Loveline with Adam and the rest is history!

T. relays her start in the biz; she grew up with her kookie mom in San Fran and thought she was going to be a ballet dancer when she grew up, however that didn’t quite work out the way she planned it, meaning she sucked at dancing, therefore she went into journalism and became a writer instead and finally got her first big gig working as a writer for the show Win Ben Stein’s Money.

8:31 AM – MARIA MENOUNOS CALLS IN

The beautiful Maria Menounos calls into the studio. Did you know Maria once worked as a sausage vendor? Speaking of sausage, Teresa asks Maria what type of guy she finds attractive. Maria says, “really funny/chubby guys” HUH? It’s true!!! Maria “loves that lovable sweet face that comes along with a chubby guy”, they’re more loyal she says. Adam asks her to give us an example of a celeb that fits her type, Maria says a chubby Vince Vaughn fits the bill!

Don’t miss watching Maria on her hit show Access Hollywood which airs daily on NBC.

8:43 AM – MOST DESIRABLE WOMEN OF 2008

Teresa reads off the top ten hotties of 2008 according to the website Askmen.com’s 99 most desirable women.

8:57 AM – MUSIC MONDAY

In this segment of ‘Music Monday,’ the most inappropriate songs to hear blasting out of a big rig truck are played.

Adam worst pick: Sharpay – I’m a barbie girl.

9:11 AM – MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES

‘Music Monday’ continues, more of the best and worst songs to hear blasting from some gross guys truck are played.

Adam’s best pick:
Lynard Skynard – Call Me The Breeze

T.’s favorite pick:
The Highwaymen – City Of New Orleans

BB’s fave pick:
Kathy Mattea – Eighteen Wheels And A Dozen Roses

9:38 AM – RANDY WEST PHONES IN

Pioneer porn star and now author, Randy West discusses his illustrious career spanning over 3 decades in the adult film business. Adam sings the great man’s praises in an off the cuff Randy West tribute.

Randy talks about how he first got into porn; Randy says he originally wanted to be a rock star, but porn literally fell into his lap and up his butt!

Check out his upcoming book, “Hard at Work,” coming soon to bookstores everywhere, well maybe not everywhere!

MAHALO!!

August 22, 2008 – Janice Dickinson and Alonzo Bodden; Katherine McPhee phones in

6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

The studio’s new supervisor Roy is in the studio this morning and totally freaks Teresa out! Roy is in the studio “to make sure everything is running smoothly”. Roy tells Adam he is doing an amazing job and is thrilled he was the replacement for Howard.

Roy has worked for many popular radio shows, he says he actually fired Rick Dee’s from KISS FM, saying “the income he was making in correlation to what the radio was making” was completely out of control!

Adam says “for many years radio has been under the thumb with this arbitron diary” and now a new device that can precisely determine what radio stations people are listening to is out on the market. Adam says he welcomes this new change saying “now there is an honest way to see what people are really listening to.”

Chase calls in to ask Adam if he purchased a new car at the Concorso Italiano car show. You betcha brother!

6:30 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Chris calls in to ask Adam to relay the story about the time he did LSD. Here’s the story: Adam was in his mid twenties, he was heading down to the beach and decided to take half a tab of LSD. Adam said “it was alright”, he really didn’t feel it, he definitely prefers magic mushrooms. Adam says it really turned out to be “a wasted Sunday”.

James calls in to ask Adam if he ever had any erotic adventures while working as a carpenter, unfortunately not James! James on the other hand tells the gang he has had many erotic thoughts while on the job, that’s creepy James, thanks for sharing crazy!

6:49 AM – GOLD MEDAL MADNESS

In ‘Gold Medal Madness’ Adam rants about the stupid things that drove him crazy this week. Listeners have the opportunity to vote for their favorite rant to win the gold:

* Media Training
* Porn stars that aren’t hung
* Road Warrior never on cable

7:04 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Gwen Stefani gives birth to second child.

* Bald Brain is going to be a contestant on Who Wants to Be A Millionaire.

* Obama latest news.

7:20 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS

Teresa continues to report the news.

* Are Chinese gymnasts to young to compete in the Olympics?

7:42 AM – JANISE DICKINSON IS IN THE STUDIO

Former model, Janice Dickinson is in the studio. Adam loves her hit show The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency which airs on the Oxygen Channel. Adam asks her if she really is as big as a bitch in real life as she is on her show? Oh ya, she’s not performing for the cameras people, she really is a bitch!

Janice says the models these days are “so stupid”, back in her day models were somewhat educated but not any more, they are so damn dumb!

7:56 AM – JANICE CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Janice continues to hang out. Adam asks Janice how well she gets along with Tyra, Janice says they get along “as well as peas and honey.” Adam thinks Tyra is such “a blowhard”, Janice does not disagree!

Adam talks about the retarded shows that are out there, Adam thinks Project Runway is the most overrated show ever, T. says she loves that show! Janice likes the show too saying “it’s very well cut like a good pattern”. Janice says her favorite show on TV is Kathy Griffin’s My Life on The D List.

The gang talk about Heidi Klum, Adam cannot stand her! Janice says she would love to be a fly on the wall at her house, she bets weird stuff goes on there with her honey Seal!

Don’t miss the fourth season of The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency which premiers this Tuesday on the Oxygen Channel.

8:23 AM – ALONZO BODDEN IS IN THE STUDIO

Adam’s “new, number one black friend”, comedian Alonzo Bodden is in the studio. Alonzo talks about his new hit show 101 Cars You Must Drive which airs on Speed TV, Alonzo will take his viewers for an irreverent spin in 101 cars that have made history throughout the years.

The gang talk about the Olympics, Asian chicks and tall brunettes, the latter being Alonzo’s favorite type of lady! Alonzo swears he’s not a sister hater, he just prefers white chicks! Don’t hate people!

8:39 AM – ALONZO CONTINUES TO HANG OUT; KATHERINE MCPHEE PHONES IN


Alonzo continues to hang out and talks about cars with Adam. Alonzo had practically driven every car out there known to man, Adam is so excited to finally talk to someone about cars who is as knowledgeable as he is!

Alonzo talks about his old job, he actually worked on stealth fighter jets before he became a comedian, he’s not only funny, he’s really smart too!

Don’t miss Alonzo’s performance at The Comedy and Magic Club in Manhattan Beach tonight through this Saturday night. Purchase tickets here.

KATHERINE MCPHEE CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

Katherine McPhee calls into the studio to promote her latest movie, The House Bunny which opens in theaters everywhere today! Adam feels connected to Katherine because they both were raised in Studio City, it must be kismet! Adam asks Katherine what she prefers, acting or singing? Katherine says she is having a blast acting however singing is really her passion!

Watch the trailer here for The House Bunny. and check out the great reviews.

9:04 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS; ALONZO HANGS OUT

Teresa recaps the news.

* How many houses do you think McCain owns? He has no clue!

9:25 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS; ALONZO HANGS OUT

Teresa continues to recap the news.

Charles calls into the studio to tell the gang Alonzo “participated” in something that has totally tormented him for years. They both went to the same junior high school, Charles says Alonzo used to beat him up regularly in their gym class, and he wants to know if Alonzo remembers him. Alonzo says he used to beat up a lot of skinny white guys in school, so sorry dude, he doesn’t remember you!

9:40 AM – ALONZO HANGS OUT; ADAM RANTS ABOUT CNN

Adam rants about the CNN interview he saw yesterday where Virginia Governor Tim Kaine would not answer questions about possibly becoming Obama’s running mate. Adam found it so damn annoying!

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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August 21, 2008 – Darius Rucker, Laura Kightlinger and Jeffrey Ross are in the studio; David Koechner phones in

6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Adam has a meat hangover this morning, he had a rough night last night, he shot numerous episodes for The Best Damn Sports Show and then had dinner at Fogo de Chão and boy is he feeling the beef this morning! Making it even worse, Adam says he had the worst night sleep of his whole life last night. Adam and the gang talk about how annoying people who have no problem sleeping can be, it’s almost like they flaunt it! Adam cannot stand people who literally fall asleep the moment their head hits the pillow, what bastards!

6:23 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Adam talks about the time he had to have a root canal; it was a balmy day in May when he went to see his dentist. The only good thing about visiting a dentist is to get high off nitrous oxide, everyone knows that! Adam says his stupid dentist didn’t want to give it to him saying, ‘you can handle it, you don’t need it!’ Hell if he didn’t! Adam says you would have thought he was begging for crack the way the dentist responded! Adam practically had to tackle him and put him in a choke hold in order to get a hit!! Finally, Adam was able top get his high on and was having a good time when the goddamn Manhattan Transfer’s Christmas album started to play and totally f’ed up his high!

6:41 AM – DARIUS RUCKER IS IN THE STUDIO

Darius Rucker is in the studio and talks about turning country. Adam asks Darius if he had a hard childhood because he has to be able to relate to the rednecks if he’s going to go country, no worries Adam, Darius did have a hard childhood, he was raised by his mother and grandmother in South Carolina, he has a ton of siblings and he actually used to bathe in a bucket so he can totally relate!

Check out Darius’s first country album Learn To Live which is available for sale now.

Darius promotes Mastercard Roots of Rock, enter to win a chance to see Jon Bon Jovi, Eric Clapton and Kenny Chesney perform LIVE in the UK.

7:02 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Chris Kattan separates from wife.

* Olympic latest news: women’s water polo; Men’s 400m Final; women’s softball; men’s 100 and 200 meters race.

7:32 AM – JEFFREY ROSS IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian Jeff Ross is in the studio. Jeff talks about returning to New Jersey for a homecoming stand-up comedy show special, No Offense which airs on Comedy Central tomorrow night.

Jeff talks about some of his favorite things to do on his off time, who knew Jeff loves to bake and write calligraphy? That is “so special,” and by special Adam means retarded!

7:48 AM – JEFFREY CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Jeff continues to hang out. Adam asks him what is the meanest joke he has ever told. Jeff says it was definitely at the Pam Anderson roast. First of all Jeff came on stage in a fur coat, and Pam’s crazy friend Courtney Love practically tackled him on the stage. Jeff said to the crowd, “how is it possible that Courtney Love looks worse than Kurt Cobain?” Jeff says he really is “doing the lords work” because 48 hours later crazy drunk Courtney checked her ass into rehab.

8:05 AM – DAVID KOECHNER CALLS IN; LAURA KIGHTLINGER IS IN THE STUDIO

David Koechner calls into the studio, and the beautiful Laura Kightlinger is in the studio to promote the LA Shorts Fest, a mockumentary about an “alleged horror film and all the happenings that occur on and off the set.” Tonight is the last night to check it out, don’t miss it peeps at the Laemmle Sunset Five Theater.

8:20 AM – LAURA KIGHTLINGER CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Comedienne Laura Kightlinger continues to hang out. Laura was the first girl to co-host alongside Adam on Loveline. Laura admits the producers called her into their office and actually told her to leave the joke telling to Adam, ouch!

Laura talks about her ex-honey Jack Black, obviously looks are not that important to her, speaking of freakish looking men, Laura reveals to Adam that she actually had a little crush on him back in the day! Seriously? Oh ya!

Laura talks abouts about the worst date of her life, she f’ed this guy and in the morning woke up thinking ‘wow, I’m really sweaty’, oh no baby, that wasn’t sweat! The guy actually took a whiz on her during the night, gross!

8:41 AM – ADAM RELAYS CNN STORY

Adam was watching CNN this morning with his little Molly Girl. Adam plays the tape of the lame interview with retarded Virginia Governor Tim Kaine, absolutely pointless! Adam was so annoyed with the interview and calls Tim a “willowy puss!” Adam says if this douche is chosen as Barack’s VP he swears he will not vote for Obama!

9:01 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* Cutie Julianne Hough has a new love!

* Ricky Martin is a papa, seriously!

* Obama latest news.

* John Mayer dumped poor Jen.

9:39 AM – PRISONER DAVIS CALLS IN

Prisoner David calls into the studio from guess where? PRISON! David is currently serving a life sentence for conspiracy to commit murder!! We’ve missed our favorite prisoner, we haven’t heard from David in over three months because there was an attempted escape at the prison and everyone was forced into lockdown. The guy who attempted to escape actually used dental floss and toothpaste to cut through the iron bars! Adam asks, “was he an orthodontist gone bad?”

T. asks David what is the one thing he would want to do the most if let out of prison, David says definitely purchase a comfy mattress so he could finally have a good night’s sleep and also he really misses “taking long walks on the beach!”

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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August 20, 2008 – Bobby Slayton and Kevin Nealon are in the studio

6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

The unhappiest man in Hawaii, Giovanni calls in to ask Adam to talk about his family, Giovanni heard his father once tried a stint as a stand up comic, is it true? Unfortunately yes, it is true Giovanni, as we all know Adams dad is not the most talkative person, so startlingly it didn’t go off very well. Adam says to make it in show business “you have to have drive” and Adams dad, none at all! Adam says no one in his family “has a motor in them or anything that drives them,” they’re all basically useless.

6:25 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Sean calls in to ask Adam his advice; he’s married however him and the wifey haven’t moved in together yet, they are both in college and only see each other on the weekends, weird! Adam says “the most important thing that will save your marriage is to purchase separate TiVo’s” and also always remember to put the damn toilet seat down. Adam says be prepared to “look the other way” because there will definitely be things that will drive you crazy!

Emma calls in from England to tell Adam she thinks he should write a book, he always has funny things to say, so why not? Sorry baby, Adam’s not interested.

6:47 AM – BLAH, BLAH BLOG

In ‘Blah,Blah Blog’ the gang try to match the blow hard celebrities to their retarded online blogs. The gang play for listeners who call in, the winner will win a free Ooma long distance phone device.

7:05 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* BMX rocks its Olympic debut.

* Dave Matthews Band saxophonist LeRoi Moore dies.

* Watch this amazing ride!

* Amanda Beard: Dating Michael Phelps would be ‘nasty’, ouch!

* Lolo Jones is one hot hurdler!

7:35 AM – BOBBY SLAYTON IS IN THE STUDIO

The Pitbull of comedy, Bobby Slayton is in the studio. Bobby talks about the good old days when you could call people retarded and they wouldn’t get their panties all tied in a bunch! Now it’s totally not PC, it’s ridiculous! What about calling people ’special’, is that PC? The gang talk about stupid animals that are ’special’. Adam says the stupidest are fish, they are so dumb they actually will eat themselves to death, how stupid is that? Adam wouldn’t mind eating to death himself at Fogo de Chão!

7:52 AM – BOBBY SLAYTON CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Bobby continues to hang out. Adam says, “a lot of stand-ups don’t have too much to say but not you Bobby!” Bobby and T. start talking at the same time when Bobby yells at her to shut up and totally insults her! Teresa yells back at him and tells him “he’s “hurtful”. Adam finds this hysterical but asks Bobby seriously if he could “hear Bobby’s inner quiet” for just one moment, not a chance Adam! Adam asks Bobby was he “heard as a child?” Of course not, and that’s why he literally cannot shut the f. up!

Jessica and Jeanie from Hooters join Bobby in the studio. Adam “cannot help but notice their double-D’s”, hey now! The girls talk about the endless summer menu at Hooters, Adam asks “are there boobie’s on the menu?”

Don’t miss Bobby’s hysterical stand up performances Wednesday through Sunday nights at Hooters Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Purchase tickets here.

8:23 AM – GOLD MEDAL MADNESS

In ‘Gold Medal Madness’ Adam rants about the ridiculous things that drove him crazy this week. Listeners have the chance to vote for their favorite rant to win the gold!

* “Gay men who love vagina”.

* News people who say, “if it could happen here, it could happen anywhere.”

8:40 AM – KEVIN NEALON IS IN THE STUDIO

Comedian Kevin Nealon is in the studio. Adam and Kevin both have young kiddies and compare stories. Kevin asks Adam if he has a hot nanny? You bet he does and her name is Olga. Kevin says, “how can you have a child and not have a hot nanny?” How ridiculous! Kevin is totally exhausted this morning and totally blames his kids, he also blames them for his unhealthy eating habits! Basically he blames them for everything!

8:56 AM – KEVIN NEALON CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Kevin continues to hang out. Kevin talks about living in Germany as a child, his father was based there working as an electrical engineer for the Navy. Kevin says he was forced into therapy because he had such good parents, “they were too good.” Kevin says he always worried that he “could never be as good of a parent as they were.” They totally f’ed him up!

Check out Kevin’s new book Yes, You’re Pregnant, But What About Me? which is available for sale now.

Don’t miss Kevin’s stand-up performance at the Irvine Improv tomorrow night through Saturday.

9:19 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS; KEVIN HANGS OUT

Teresa recaps the news.

* Celebrity Birthdays: Week of Aug. 17, 2008

* Olympic latest news: volleyball ;men’s 200m race; men’s basketball and swimming.

9:39 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS; KEVIN STILL WITH US

Teresa continues to recap the news.

* New ringtone from India promotes safe sex.

* Ellen is so in love!

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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August 19, 2008 – David Alan Grier, Jason Sudeikis and Chazz Palminteri are in the studio

6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

The gang talk about poor, literally poor comedians this morning, T. says she once dated a comedian who after dinner one night asked her to pay for the valet parking, and they drove separately! Loser! Adam says most comedians “are narcissistic and lethargic.” Adam has “met tons and tons of comedians who are not really interested in comedy they just don’t want to wake up early in the morning, they’re basically slackers.”

Adam talks about saving fuel, is carpooling the best we can do? How about putting more air in your tires? People are so stupid! Adam talks about his driving style, he drives hard, he’s a honker and he tailgates, he says he “doesn’t like to break his momentum” when he’s on the road. Watch out people, and make sure you get the hell out of his way if you happen to see him on the road! Adam says the one thing that confuses him the most is when people accelerate into a red light, how stupid, “they’re just going to have to sit there and have their car idle and waste gas.” Adam says “going from 0 back up to 35 is how you waste the most gas”, come on people get it together!

Eric calls in, he’s going away to college this weekend, Virginia Tech to be exact. Adam says don’t worry dude the likelihood that another crazy Asian will shoot your ass is pretty slim.

6:27 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Calvin calls in to ask Adam if he misses working on Loveline and talking to young kids, not really Calvin. Calvin says Adam sounds totally different in the morning, and says he misses the night time Adam. Adam gives him some fatherly wisdom, “Grow up!” and move on Calvin!

Adam, BB’s brother calls in to let the gang know he proposed to his girlfriend of two years last week after he watched The Hammer, Ohhhh….how sweet!

6:48 AM – GOLD MEDAL MADNESS

In ‘Gold Medal Madness,’ Adam rants about various items that drive him f’ing crazy, your vote decides who takes the gold people:

* People who are against the HPV vaccine.

* Celebrities who drive crappy cars.

* Halva as a dessert, gross!

7:05 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Obama expected to name a running mate this week.

* Is McCain another George W. Bush?

* Applegate says she is 100 percent cancer free.

7:44 AM – DAVID ALAN GRIER IS IN THE STUDIO

Adam’s “main man”, David Alan Grier is in the shizzy! DAG teases Teresa right out of the gate saying she is so pretty, especially her gray pubes and her crow’s feet, when did he see her gray pubes? Hmmm…very interesting!

Adam and DAG compare funny stories about their kidlets. Adam says after he plays with little Natalia she always runs to their nanny Olgi and complain that “daddy hurt me!” DAG is serious when he asks “Adam what’s really going on here?” Adam swears she is just trying to get him in trouble! What a little bitch! Adam says, “little boys love to monkey around with their stuff and little girls love to monkey around with your mind!”

8:06 AM – DAG CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

DAG continues to hang out. The gang bet on whether Felix the Cat is black or white. Have you heard his gay ass? Felix is definitely one white ass cat!

Don’t miss DAG’s upcoming new show, The Chocolate News which will air on Comedy Central this October.

DAG will be performing at the Brea Improv this Thursday through Saturday.

8:25 AM – CHAZZ PALMINTERI IS IN THE STUDIO

Actor Chazz Palminteri is in the studio. Chazz talks about his performance in A Bronx Tale which is based on his real life story. Chazz grew up in the Bronx and at nine years old he actually saw a man murdered right in from of him! Scary!

Don’t miss Chazz performing 18 different characters in A Bronx Tale now playing at the Wadsworth Theater. Purchase tickets here.

8:41 AM – CHAZZ CONTINUES TO HANG OUT

Chazz continues to hang out and talks about moving back to New York from Los Angeles. Chazz says everyone in LA is an actor and the paps never let up, he’s happy to leave, however Chazz does say “the weather is so intoxicating, waking up and knowing the weather is going to be nice” is the only thing he really misses.

Chazz talks about his journey through Hollywood. Chazz started off working as an doorman in Los Angeles years ago. One night Chazz wouldn’t let the late and great Swifty Lazar into the club, he had no idea who the hell he was. Swifty was incensed and looked Chazz straight in his eyes and said, “you’re fired!!” Ten minutes later Chazz’s ass was indeed fired! It turned out to be Swifty’s party! UH OH!! Chazz says it was at that point that he decided to write his own damn role and A Bronx Tale was born. Thanks Swifty!

9:00 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS; CHAZZ HANGS OUT

Teresa recaps the news.

* Phelps latest Olympic news.

* Phelps not dating Amanda Beard.

9:20 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

* Russia’s Isinbayeva pole vaults to world record.

9:29 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS

Teresa continues to recap the news.

* The Hills latest newest news.

9:40 AM – JASON SUDEIKIS IS IN THE STUDIO

Actor, Jason Sudeikis is in the studio to promote his new movie, The Rocker which opens in theaters everywhere tomorrow!

Jason talks about starting his career working as a writer for Saturday Night Live. Jason says his favorite stars to write for were Jack Black and Justin Timberlake. The gang compare the celebs that they do and don’t like: they all agree they like Alec Baldwin, however Tony Bennett not so much!

Watch the trailer for The Rocker and the check out the reviews here.

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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August 18, 2008 – Rich Eisen calls into the studio

6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?

Adam talks about returning from the Concours d’Elegance car show in Pebble Beach and cannot hep but rant about the ridiculous clothes and shoes that rich guys wear to these events. Adam says “the rich white guy shoe of choice is a purple-bluish aliigator shoe with a buckle” and of course always worn with no socks, what’s the deal? Rich men have no fashion sense! Adam says, “they wear khaki golf shorts, Bermuda hats, they sport expensive watches and they all have super tan hairless fat calves!”

6:24 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

Leif calls in to say he “really appreciates the show” and listens to Adam close to seven hours a day, hey now! Leif cannot get enough of Adam and listens to old Loveline shows after our radio show, can you say loser? Adam is so flattered when people take the time, and in Paul’s case literally hours, and listen to old LoveLine episodes!

Adam relays the story about the time he was working on the Man Show when he got a call from one of the Dixie Chicks inviting him to the Grammy’s. Adam doesn’t say she was in love with him, however this Dixie Chick definitely wanted herself some Adam! This Chick sent Adam flowers, cookies and her panties! Adam thought she was turning totally Fatal Attraction on his ass and finally had to tell her, ‘listen baby I already have a gal pal.’ Adam at the time had no clue it was his buddy Kimmel pulling a joke on him! Kimmel sent the undies and the flowers!! WTF?! Adam says, “they were good and very embarrassing times!”

6:51 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES

A listener calls in from Washington to tell Adam he owns a bakery and makes the best pies around, too bad they’re not around Adam, because as we all know Adam loves him some pie!!

7:02 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS

Teresa reports the news.

* Latest McCain news.

* Phelps latest news.

7:38 AM – RICH EISEN CALLS INTO THE STUDIO

NFL Network’s Rich Eisen calls into the studio. Adam loves him some rich Eisen and football and says the NFL network is a work of genius! T. asks Eisen who he thinks is the dirtiest NFL player, Eisen says “Deacon Jones back in the day, he actually invented the head flap.” Adam asks Eisen if he watches the Olympics, Rick says he “watches it exclusively to see Bela Karolyi’s mustache!”

T. also asks Rich if it ridiculous to think that Jessica Simpson really does affects Tony Romo’s game? Eisen says “absolutely”, she actually wrote a song about Romo saying he is her Sunday, what does that mean for Sunday Night Football? Rich says it’s really frightening!

Check out Rick’s new book, Total Access: A Journey to the Center of the NFL Universe which is available for sale now.

8:02 AM – GOLD MEDAL MADNESS

In this segment of ‘Gold Medal Madness’, Adam rants about the annoying things that drove him crazy this week and listeners vote for their favorite to win the gold:

* Stupid magazine names – US, OK, Hello and Stuff magazine.
* Sour cream on tacos
* Confusing calligraphy on wedding invitations

8:20 AM – MUSIC MONDAY

In ‘Music Monday’, good and bad car themed songs are played.

Adam’s good picks:

Sniff’n The Tears – Driver’s Seat;
Warm Leatherette; and The Beach Boys – Our Car Club.

8:35 AM – MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES

‘Music Monday’ continues, more of the best and worst car themed songs are played.

Adam’s good picks:

Cake – Going the Distance; Cake – Stickshifts and Safetybelts.

T’s good pick:

Prince – Little Red Corvette.

BB’s good pick:

Transformers theme song.

8:56 AM – MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES

More of the best and worst car themed songs are played in this raucous round of ‘Music Monday’.

T’s worst picks:

Paul Robeson -Going Home; Dreamgirl’s – Cadillac Car.

BB’s worst picks:

Aretha Franklin – Freeway Of Love; John Mellencamp – Our Country.

Adam’s worst picks:

The Wiggles – Pump It; David Hasselhoff – Jump in my car.

Click here for the full list of the gang’s picks.

9:20 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS

Teresa recaps the news.

* John Mayer says he ended relationship with Jennifer Aniston.

* Roseanne verbally attacks Brangelina!

9:42 AM – OZZIE’S MOVIE REVIEW

Our favorite Nicaraguan Ozzie reviews the hit movie Tropic Thunder. Watch the trailer here and check out the reviews.

9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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