6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Adam talks about throwing the first pitch at the Dodger game over the weekend. Adam says he bounced his first pitch off home plate and “took a mulligan”. It took Adam three pitches to get the ball to the damn plate, Adam blames the ball saying, “at a certain point in your life you go from baseball to softball.” When Adam went to throw the ball he says it felt like he was “throwing a golf ball.” Adam says “I can do, but it feels way too small in your hand.” That’s why it took him three pitches, it wasn’t his fault people!
Joe calls in with an unbelievable Huell Howser impersonation, it’s not so amazing!
6:22 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Adam went to the X-Games yesterday and says he was “thoroughly impressed.” Adam says when he saw the big skateboard ramp he thought “No way in Hell!!” Adam says, “what the free style skate boarders are doing is totally insane!” Teresa asks Adam do these guys get injured a lot? You better believe it sister, they get injured all the time! It’s really scary out there, these guys are animals!
6:46 AM – IN HOUSE X-GAMES
The gang play their own X-Games, relationship style. Dawson reads actual stories about the gangs own ex’s and listeners call in and try to guess who’s failed relationship he is talking about. The listener who can correctly guess the failed relationship will win a free Ooma hands free phone device.
7:02 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* “Hairspray” star arrested in airport brawl!
* Christina Applegate treated for breast cancer.
7:17 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS
Teresa continues to report the news.
* Pitt and Jolie show off the twins for a mere $14 million!
7:37 AM – LAST WEEK IN RAGE
In “Last Week In Rage,” Adam counts down the top five things that totally pissed him off last week:
5. Chicks wasting electricity
4. Male body image – growing up with ripped ‘roided out action figures
3. Dishwasher air gap
2. Chocolate chips in everything
1. The Jonas Brothers
7:57 AM – MUSIC MONDAY
In “Music Monday,” songs that take the gang back to a specific time and place are played.
Adam’s picks that take him away:
* Thompson Twins – Hold Me Now
8:13 AM – MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES
Music Monday continues: personal songs that take the gang away to a specific time and place continue to be played.
Teresa’s picks:
* Dead or Alive – You Spin Me Round
BB’s picks:
* Crystal – Da Doo Ron Ron Ron Ron Ron
Click here for the full list of the gang’s top picks.
8:33 AM – DANICA PATRICK IS IN THE STUDIO
“Fastest woman on wheels” Danica Patrick is in the studio. Adam compares Danica to a horse jockey, saying Danica has the tiniest stature which must help her as she’s racing around the track, not so Adam, weights are added to her car to make all the cars equal and fair.
Danica talks about her “short fuse” and competitive nature; Watch this fight between Danica and Milka Duno!
Adam asks Danica what would she do if she had to choose another field of work, Danica says nothing, literally, nothing! Danica says there is nothing else she would want to do!
8:55 AM – DANICA PATRICK CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Danica continues to hang out. Teresa asks Danica what she drives in real life, Danica drives an SUV as well as a Lamborgini around town. Danica says the only criteria she has for a car is that it’s fast, she’s “not too worried about the top speed.”
Adam and Danica are off to do dough nut spins out in the parking lot people! Ya hoo! Don’t miss watching Danica on The Teen Choice Awards which airs this evening on the Fox Channel.
9:12 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
* Morgan Freeman seriously hurt in car accident.
* Pam Anderson isn’t just a Girl on the Loose.
* The Dark Knight continues to kill at the box office.
9:45 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Listeners call in to speak their minds. Keith calls in unhappy with the interview earlier with Danica Patrick, he felt Adam didn’t press her hard enough about not knowing what a Countash was. Sorry dude, Adam says he’s trying to be nice to his guests and not piss them off!
Breaking News: Adam Carolla Radio Show voted number one radio show in Los Angeles by Los Angeles Magazine!
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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