6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
The gang talk about poor, literally poor comedians this morning, T. says she once dated a comedian who after dinner one night asked her to pay for the valet parking, and they drove separately! Loser! Adam says most comedians “are narcissistic and lethargic.” Adam has “met tons and tons of comedians who are not really interested in comedy they just don’t want to wake up early in the morning, they’re basically slackers.”
Adam talks about saving fuel, is carpooling the best we can do? How about putting more air in your tires? People are so stupid! Adam talks about his driving style, he drives hard, he’s a honker and he tailgates, he says he “doesn’t like to break his momentum” when he’s on the road. Watch out people, and make sure you get the hell out of his way if you happen to see him on the road! Adam says the one thing that confuses him the most is when people accelerate into a red light, how stupid, “they’re just going to have to sit there and have their car idle and waste gas.” Adam says “going from 0 back up to 35 is how you waste the most gas”, come on people get it together!
Eric calls in, he’s going away to college this weekend, Virginia Tech to be exact. Adam says don’t worry dude the likelihood that another crazy Asian will shoot your ass is pretty slim.
6:27 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Calvin calls in to ask Adam if he misses working on Loveline and talking to young kids, not really Calvin. Calvin says Adam sounds totally different in the morning, and says he misses the night time Adam. Adam gives him some fatherly wisdom, “Grow up!” and move on Calvin!
Adam, BB’s brother calls in to let the gang know he proposed to his girlfriend of two years last week after he watched The Hammer, Ohhhh….how sweet!
6:48 AM – GOLD MEDAL MADNESS
In ‘Gold Medal Madness,’ Adam rants about various items that drive him f’ing crazy, your vote decides who takes the gold people:
* People who are against the HPV vaccine.
* Celebrities who drive crappy cars.
* Halva as a dessert, gross!
7:05 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* Obama expected to name a running mate this week.
* Is McCain another George W. Bush?
* Applegate says she is 100 percent cancer free.
7:44 AM – DAVID ALAN GRIER IS IN THE STUDIO
Adam’s “main man”, David Alan Grier is in the shizzy! DAG teases Teresa right out of the gate saying she is so pretty, especially her gray pubes and her crow’s feet, when did he see her gray pubes? Hmmm…very interesting!
Adam and DAG compare funny stories about their kidlets. Adam says after he plays with little Natalia she always runs to their nanny Olgi and complain that “daddy hurt me!” DAG is serious when he asks “Adam what’s really going on here?” Adam swears she is just trying to get him in trouble! What a little bitch! Adam says, “little boys love to monkey around with their stuff and little girls love to monkey around with your mind!”
8:06 AM – DAG CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
DAG continues to hang out. The gang bet on whether Felix the Cat is black or white. Have you heard his gay ass? Felix is definitely one white ass cat!
Don’t miss DAG’s upcoming new show, The Chocolate News which will air on Comedy Central this October.
DAG will be performing at the Brea Improv this Thursday through Saturday.
8:25 AM – CHAZZ PALMINTERI IS IN THE STUDIO
Actor Chazz Palminteri is in the studio. Chazz talks about his performance in A Bronx Tale which is based on his real life story. Chazz grew up in the Bronx and at nine years old he actually saw a man murdered right in from of him! Scary!
Don’t miss Chazz performing 18 different characters in A Bronx Tale now playing at the Wadsworth Theater. Purchase tickets here.
8:41 AM – CHAZZ CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Chazz continues to hang out and talks about moving back to New York from Los Angeles. Chazz says everyone in LA is an actor and the paps never let up, he’s happy to leave, however Chazz does say “the weather is so intoxicating, waking up and knowing the weather is going to be nice” is the only thing he really misses.
Chazz talks about his journey through Hollywood. Chazz started off working as an doorman in Los Angeles years ago. One night Chazz wouldn’t let the late and great Swifty Lazar into the club, he had no idea who the hell he was. Swifty was incensed and looked Chazz straight in his eyes and said, “you’re fired!!” Ten minutes later Chazz’s ass was indeed fired! It turned out to be Swifty’s party! UH OH!! Chazz says it was at that point that he decided to write his own damn role and A Bronx Tale was born. Thanks Swifty!
9:00 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS; CHAZZ HANGS OUT
Teresa recaps the news.
* Phelps not dating Amanda Beard.
9:20 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS
Teresa continues to recap the news.
* Russia’s Isinbayeva pole vaults to world record.
9:29 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS
Teresa continues to recap the news.
* The Hills latest newest news.
9:40 AM – JASON SUDEIKIS IS IN THE STUDIO
Actor, Jason Sudeikis is in the studio to promote his new movie, The Rocker which opens in theaters everywhere tomorrow!
Jason talks about starting his career working as a writer for Saturday Night Live. Jason says his favorite stars to write for were Jack Black and Justin Timberlake. The gang compare the celebs that they do and don’t like: they all agree they like Alec Baldwin, however Tony Bennett not so much!
Watch the trailer for The Rocker and the check out the reviews here.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
Mahalo!
