6:01 AM – PATRICK WARBURTON IS IN THE STUDIO
Patrick Warburton is in the studio. The gang play a round of “My Mom is Crazier Than Your Mom!!” Patrick calls his mom a total loon, he says, “I love my mother but she just pisses me off to no end!!” Looks like Adam is not the only one who cannot stand his dear old mom!
Don’t miss Patrick on his hit television show, Rules of Engagement which airs Monday nights at 9:30 PM on CBS.
6:17 AM – PATRICK CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Patrick continues to hang out in the studio and talk about his looney mother and bee’s, yes bee’s!! Teresa relays a story when she was in camp and a bee flew up her short shorts!! Hey Now!!
6:34 AM – ADAM AND T. HAND OUT FREE LOVE ADVICE
Adam and T. hand out relationship advice to callers in need: Thomas calls in totally upset, his ex-wife wants to move their three kids out of state, how should he handle this? Adam tells Thomas he needs to “get his ducks in order and take it to the judge!” Monty calls in for some advice for Thomas, saying, “all you need to do is honestly tell the judge you cannot live without your children” and hopefully the judge will do the right thing!
7:00 AM – DANA GOULD IS IN THE STUDIO
Comedian Dana Gould is in the studio. Clips from California’s Gold are played and Dana has the whole gang in stitches with his spot on Huell Howser impersonations. Today Huell visits Pismo Beach, the clam capital of the world, it’s amazing!
7:18 AM – DANA CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Dana continues to hang out and impersonate the lovable Huell Howser.
7:35 AM – BLAH, BLAH BLOG
In this segment of ‘Blah, Blah Blog,’ the gang try to match the blowhard celebrities to their retarded online blogs.
7:57 AM – T. AND BB’S HISTORY
A listener calls in to ask Bald Brian how he started off in the biz. BB confesses he actually wanted to go into journalism out of college, however his first job was working as a ravioli delivery man, I mean ravioli delivery nerd! BB also worked as a secret shopper for Jack in the Box, what the hell does a secret shopper at Jack in the Box do? Not much! Finally BB got a job working as the phone screener over at Loveline with Adam and the rest is history!
T. relays her start in the biz; she grew up with her kookie mom in San Fran and thought she was going to be a ballet dancer when she grew up, however that didn’t quite work out the way she planned it, meaning she sucked at dancing, therefore she went into journalism and became a writer instead and finally got her first big gig working as a writer for the show Win Ben Stein’s Money.
8:31 AM – MARIA MENOUNOS CALLS IN
The beautiful Maria Menounos calls into the studio. Did you know Maria once worked as a sausage vendor? Speaking of sausage, Teresa asks Maria what type of guy she finds attractive. Maria says, “really funny/chubby guys” HUH? It’s true!!! Maria “loves that lovable sweet face that comes along with a chubby guy”, they’re more loyal she says. Adam asks her to give us an example of a celeb that fits her type, Maria says a chubby Vince Vaughn fits the bill!
Don’t miss watching Maria on her hit show Access Hollywood which airs daily on NBC.
8:43 AM – MOST DESIRABLE WOMEN OF 2008
Teresa reads off the top ten hotties of 2008 according to the website Askmen.com’s 99 most desirable women.
8:57 AM – MUSIC MONDAY
In this segment of ‘Music Monday,’ the most inappropriate songs to hear blasting out of a big rig truck are played.
Adam worst pick: Sharpay – I’m a barbie girl.
9:11 AM – MUSIC MONDAY CONTINUES
‘Music Monday’ continues, more of the best and worst songs to hear blasting from some gross guys truck are played.
Adam’s best pick:
Lynard Skynard – Call Me The Breeze
T.’s favorite pick:
The Highwaymen – City Of New Orleans
BB’s fave pick:
Kathy Mattea – Eighteen Wheels And A Dozen Roses
9:38 AM – RANDY WEST PHONES IN
Pioneer porn star and now author, Randy West discusses his illustrious career spanning over 3 decades in the adult film business. Adam sings the great man’s praises in an off the cuff Randy West tribute.
Randy talks about how he first got into porn; Randy says he originally wanted to be a rock star, but porn literally fell into his lap and up his butt!
Check out his upcoming book, “Hard at Work,” coming soon to bookstores everywhere, well maybe not everywhere!
MAHALO!!
