6:01 AM – TERESA RELAYS A PERSONAL STORY
Teresa relays the story about her ex-boyfriend; T. decided after three years of dating her ex that she needed “a little break” however she really did think they would get back together! UH OH, he has moved on baby and guess what? Without your ass! Her ex’s new chick sent T. a picture via her my space of herself licking her ex’s face, gross! T. says it really upset her and even though she is in love now with Batman she really cannot seem to get over it! It turns out Danny Bonaduce heard about it and jokingly threatened to kick this bitches arse on the radio, little did he know she was listening to the show and actually filed a complaint with the anti-terrorism unit! WTF? I’m serious people! Well here’s the kicker, Teresa just found out her ex married the cheek licker!! T. is totally in shock and truthfully sounds like she is a little jealous and not fully over this dude! It’s time to move on baby!
6:24 AM – BRIAN CRANSTON IS IN THE STUDIO
“Ruggedly handsome”, Brian Cranston is in the studio. Brian talks about his latest project, Breaking Bad, which airs on AMC. Brian describes his new show saying it is about a man who goes through “a mid life crisis from hell.”
Don’t miss watching Brain on his hit TV show, Malcolm in the Middle which airs on the Fox Channel.
6:39 AM – BRIAN CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Brian continues to hang out as Adam talks about watching CNN the other morning and relays the story he watched on modern day slavery. Adam thinks he can solve the problem…with a god damn condom! It’s so damn simple you tards!
6:57 AM – WHAT CAN’T ADAM COMPLAIN ABOUT?
In this segment of ‘What Can’t Adam Complain About?’ listeners call in with various topics they are sure Adam cannot possibly complain about, but as we all know Adam can complain about anything and everything people, and does: Bonaduce not on the show anymore; new wheels and tires for your car; Adam’s lovely children smiling up at him; elongated toilets and more!
7:18 AM – ADAM YAUCH IS IN THE STUDIO
Beastie Boy, Adam “MCA” Yauch is in the studio to talk about his new documentary movie which he produced and directed, Gunnin’ for That #1 Spot, available for sale on DVD now. The film follows eight of the country’s premiere high school basketball players on the fast track to the NBA. Watch the trailer here and check out the rave reviews.
7:32 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
David calls into the studio to ask Adam his opinion on legalizing the ganja. Adam says he’s not for the “Dawson wake and bake way of life”, and he definitely wouldn’t want to catch little Sonny or Natalia smokin’ the reefer, however who is he to judge? To each his own people!
Sean calls in to tell Adam he watches The Adam Carolla Project on u-tube, he loves the show, “so what’s the deal?” Will there be a DVD coming out soon? Unfortunately it’s not up to him Sean, contact stupid TLC!
7:55 AM – ROBERT SMIGEL CALLS INTO THE STUDIO
Writer, Robert Smigel calls into the studio. You Don’t Mess With the Zohan is Robert’s latest project and is being “heralded as Adam Sandler’s greatest hit!” Watch the trailer here and check out the reviews too!
Robert writes for the television show, TV Funhouse which airs on Comedy Central, Adam loves this show!! Adam asks how the hell does he get away with parodying Disney characters? Robert says “very carefully.”
8:13 AM – NERD WALKING
Our own resident nerd Mike Cioffi hits Wizard World for a little “Nerd Walking.” Nerds are asked questions all retards should know! The gang in the studio guess if the dorks will answer the questions correctly.
8:32 AM – MORGAN SPURLOCK CALLS INTO THE STUDIO
Where in the World is Osama Bin Laden’s, Morgan Spurlock calls into the studio. Morgan talks about his new documentary which is playing in theaters now!! Watch the trailer here!
Morgan says he still thinks Osama is alive and hiding out, it really comes down to money, “Osama has the loot to keep himself hidden away forever!!” Morgan also says, “he’s everywhere, yet nowhere..the fact that he has not been caught is incredible!”
Don’t want to watch the movie? Purchase the book instead! Where in the World is Osama Bin A-hole is also available in print!
8:57 AM – WHO THE F. SELLS THIS S.?
In this segment of ‘Who the F. Sells This S.?’ Adam calls the douche bags who have the most ridiculous items up for sale on Craig’s List: A Lottery key chain scratcher for a mere four bucks, how can you resist it people? Patsy the seller says, “if you don’t have one you don’t know what you’re missing!” How dare you Patsy!
Ruby has barely legal porn magazines up for sale for only 50 cents a piece, what a bargain! Ruby says you can even come over to her place to pick them up, hey now!!
9:25 AM – WHO THE F. SELLS THIS S.? CONTINUES
‘Who the F. Sells This S.?” continues. Adam continues to talk to Ruby who has barely legal porn for sale on Craig’s List. Adam is totally fascinated!
9:43 AM – JEROME BETTIS CALLS IN
Jerome Bettis calls into the studio this morning. Bettis, nicknamed “The Bus” is a former football halfback for the NFL’s Los Angeles/St. Louis Rams and Pittsburgh Steelers. Bettis is considered one of the best big backs of his era, and is fifth on the National Football League’s all-time rushing list.
Jerome talks about the Promises Cardio Kickoff, the 2008 Superbowl tailgating party where over 600 healthy recipes and meals will be highlighted in an effort to educate people on how they can live healthier lives by adjusting the food they consume. For more information check out, promisehealthyheart.com
MAHALO!
