6:00 AM – 6:23 AM

How Say You?

A clever listener has Rick/Rolled Teresa on Facebook. Adam reports on The Feast of San Gennaro. Although Adam hates people holding onto their culture, he loves the diversity of Los Angeles. Adam says that him and Kimmel started this festival because Los Angeles doesn’t have a Little Italy. Ace talks about the awkward conversation he had with a Carney while his son was in the bouncy castle. Adam had a bad confrontation with an angry Italian.

6:30 AM – 6:42 AM

How Say You Part 2

On the way home from Feast of San Gennaro, with all of the madness going on, Ace lost his car keys. He ended up having to break into his house and got to bed around Midnight. A listener weighs in on the Trojan football massacre. Adam suggests that all car companies make a spare car key that they can put in his wallet.

6:30 AM – 6:58 AM

Ross Dove Calls In

Home Auctioneer Ross Dove calls into The Adam Carolla Show to discuss the perks of buying a bank owned home from an auction. Ross explains how you can literally buy great homes for pennies on the dollar. You can check out the deals at ZETABID.com.

7:03 AM – 7:28 AM

Teresa’s News

· Washington Mutual collapses.
· Katie Couric interviews Sarah Palin.
· Clay Aiken tells his mom he is gay.
· Charges dropped for gassy Jose Cruz

7:35 AM – 7:49 AM

Dave Attell In-Studio

Comedian Dave Attell drops by The Adam Carolla Studio to talk with Ace about news censorship, the U.S. dollar, and other social woes. You can find Dave Attell at the Irvine Improve tonight through Sunday. Go to IMPROV.com for more info.

7:56 AM – 8:10 AM

This Week In Rage with Dave Attell!

5. National Anthem Too Long!
4. Hammock Humor!
3. Worst #1 Song List!
2. Zip-tie Hand Cuffs!
1. Guys Coming Out of The Closet Now Vs. Then!

8:21 AM – 8:30 AM

Joel McHale and Jimmy Kimmel Drops By

The Soup’s Joel McHale and ABC’s Jimmy Kimmel drops by The Adam Carolla Show to share some good times. Jimmy tells us how much fun the Feast of San Gennaro is. All of the money goes to charity and all of the good food goes right to your thighs. Visit FEASTOFLA.com for more information.

8:36 AM – 8:53 AM

T.V. Talk with Joel McHale

All around great guy Joel McHale stops by The Adam Carolla Show to talk about some of this weeks best TV clips. Callers throw some praise at Joel. Joel tells us how he has been asked to stop making fun of Kim Kardashian’s sex tape, yet her ass is free game. Adam lets his mom know that she didn’t do as bad of job as reality TV. Show moms.

9:00 AM – 9:13 AM

Wolfgang Puck Calls in/Joel McHale Still In-Studio

Master Chief Wolfgang Puck calls in to share his experiences with The King of Sweden. Wolfgang also tells us about his new event called Red Hot at Red Seven. Joel McHale shares some more witty television clips from. Adam and Joel talk about how Cloris Leachmen is an ugly name.

9:24 AM – 9:32 AM

Teresa News

· McCain and Obama Will Debate Tonight.
· Dentist Steals Crowns From Woman’s Mouth.
· Eagle Eye with Shia LaBeouf Opens Today.

9:40 AM – 9:49 AM

Ted McGinley & Inna Brayer In-Studio

Recent DWTS boot and Married With Children star Ted McGinley drops in to share with Ace and the gang how he got his start as a model, his water polo career at UCLA and how he lets down DWTS newcomer Inna Brayer.

9:56 AM – 9:58 AM

Adam Wraps Up The Show

Mahalo!