6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Adam just returned from NY after attendingHoward Stern’s wedding and talks about having dinner in Little Italy, hanging with “a guy named Cha Cha” and then attending the screening for Saturday Night Live. Adam asks what’s up with good looking skinny young guys who happen to work as writers who sport full on beards? Adam says only mountain men should sport that grizzly look.
Adam says he watched the movie What Happens in Vegas over the weekend as well. Teressa asks why the hell did he do that? Adam says “because I hate myself and love watching bad comedies.” Watch the trailer for the movie and decide for yourselves peeps.
6:27 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Waitress Amy phones in and gets the gang talking about how annoying it is that restaurants automatically add a 18% gratuity to your bill, how dare they! Adam says what if he wanted to tip 25% for crying out loud?! Adam doesn’t like his tipping “to be mandated by the damn man!” F. that!!
7:05 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* Injury threatens Misty May-Treanor on Dancing With the Stars.
* Tina Fey’s Palin is quite a hit on SNL.
7:30 AM – RICH EISEN PHONES IN; TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS
NFL Network’s Rich Eisen phones in to say he is thrilled Adam will appear tomorrow night on his show Total Access, Adam says he is “moist with anticipation!”
Rich and Adam discuss the latest news in football: Rich says Dion Sanders is “one of the greatest quarterbacks ever to play the game.”
Check out Rich’s book Total Access: A Journey to the Center of the NFL Universe which is available for sale now.
TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS
Teresa continues to report the news.
* OJ Simpson was found guilty on 12 criminal charges.
7:58 AM – KEVIN NEALON IS IN THE STUDIO
Actor and comedian Kevin Nealon is in the studio. Kevin and the gang laugh over how hysterical it is when douche bag musicians pretend they haven’t planned to perform a last song after their concert is over, we all know it’s coming for crying out loud! Teresa saw Neil Diamond in concert and says everyone knew the last damn song would be Coming to America.
Don’t miss Kevin’s stand-up performance tomorrow night at the Hollywood Improv. Purchase tickets here.
You also definitely don’t want to miss Kevin on his hit television show Weeds which airs on Showtime.
8:26 AM – KEVIN NEALON CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Kevin continues to hang out and talks about the good old days when he used to star on Saturday Night Live. Kevin laughs when he tells the story about the time he was at SNL and was supposed to be on air and was totally running late and was forced to climb under his desk in order to get back in front of the camera so he wouldn’t get in trouble! I guess you had to be there.
8:52 AM – ADAM TALKS ABOUT HOWARD STERNS WEDDING
Adam attended Howard Sterns wedding over the weekend and relays some of the funnier moments. Adam says Howard’s wife Beth “just couldn’t be a nicer person.” The wedding took place at Le Circe and was beautiful; there were a ton of celebs who attended: Joan Rivers, Barbara Walters who “rode in on her broom”, Kelly Ripa, Chevy Chase and John Stamos just to name a few.
Check out some of the pictures here.
9:15 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
9:28 AM – ADAM RELAYS AN INAPPROPRIATE STORY
Adam talks about the 12 year old boy who got suspended from school after saying Obama’s ‘Change’ slogan is really about a “n. trying to get elected.” WFT? Not funny!
Adam relays his own not so funny story when his friend Ray called a kid a “skinny white n.” in school and didn’t even get reprimanded! Adam says, “those were different times.” No s.!
9:42 AM – PRISONER DAVID PHONES IN
Our favorite prisoner David calls in from the big house where he is currently serving a life term sentence for attempted murder. Did you know that prisoners are allowed to watch TV all night long? But poop and pee no f’ing way! There is actually a timer on the potty!
Adam and the gang talk to a jewish prisoner who is a friend of David’s, the gang are so surprised there is a jew in the joint so Teresa quiz’s him on all things Heb. to make sure he’s not a liar as well as a felon!
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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