6:01 AM- HOW SAY YOU?
Adam relays the annoying incident that occured last night; he was driving through Burbank when he spotted a pedestrian in the middle of the busy street trying to cross. So of course Adam stopped to let the loser cross when the guy waved at him to keep on going, WTF? Why run out into traffic if you’re not in a hurry to cross the damn street “you dilweed”? Adam doesn’t understand why people go out at night jogging or trying to cross busy intersections against the light wearing all black, “looking like ninja’s“, are they trying to temp fate? What idiots!
Adam and the gang talk about how a person’s name can make or break their career. For example Adam is convinced Minnie Driver and Vin Diesel are famous only because they have cool names. This gets the gang talking about various foods that have cool names too, such as one of Adam’s favorite foods, popcorn shrimp, who doesn’t love popcorn shrimp for crying out loud?
6:27 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Chance calls in from Germany to tell Adam American Standard toilets are named Universal Standard in Germany, why you ask? Because Adam has continually said he thinks the brand name American Standard is the stupidest name in the world for a crapper, it’s like you’re literally taking a dump on our country, on second thought what’s wrong with that?
6:49 AM – LARRY KING PHONES IN
Larry King calls in to the studio to talk about his interview last night with Michelle Obama. Larry says he agrees with Michelle on practically all the “big issues.” Larry actually admits he loves Michelle saying he “has jungle fever, what a set of che che’s” on that broad! Watch the interview here.
Larry is hysterical and literally plugs all of his upcoming guests for the whole week, listen to the segment here.
Don’t miss watching Larry King LIVE daily at 9PM on CNN.
7:05 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* Madonna confronts bored fan at concert.
7:28 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO REPORT THE NEWS
* Ann Curry, stand up comedienne?
* Woman says she was shot in the leg by her stove.
* Father drops off 9 kids under safe haven law.
7:58 AM – COMEDIAN AND WEIRDO KEVIN IN STUDIO
Comedian, part-time mailman and weirdo Kevin Moyer is in the studio, here’s the deal: Kevin drove all night from Phoenix to our studio this morning in the hopes of talking Adam into putting him on the air, he practically accosted Adam however Adam doesn’t mind he actually says he “likes his moxy,” therefore he’s in the studio to perform a little stand up for the gang.
Check out Kevin’s website and decide how funny he is for yourselves peeps!
8:16 AM – KEVIN CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Loser and budding stand-up comic Kevin continues to hang out in the studio trying to impress Adam with his comedic genius.
Carlos calls in to say “I can’t believe how bad this guy sucked!” and recommends for “Kevin to look for another line of work.”
Michael calls in to say “I think he sucked, he shouldn’t even be a mail carrier!”
Jeff calls in to say “he’s just a guy chasing a dream” and actually says he liked his performance saying he was “kind of funny.”
8:43 AM – WHO THE F. SELLS THIS S.?
In this segment of ‘Who the F. Sells This S.?’ Adam calls the total losers who have the most ridiculous items up for sale on Craig’s List. Who the hell wouldn’t want used turtle slippers for a mere three bucks or an open box of gerbil food for only four dollars?
9:01 AM – WHO THE F. SELLS THIS S.? CONTINUES
Adam continues to call the retards who have the stupidest items up for sale on Craig’s List in another round of ‘Who the F. Sells This S.?’ Adam calls loser Jillian who has a rain gutter extension for only five bucks, Jillian says “it’s important to have and it’s green.” Adam says “why not just throw it away in the recycling bin baby?” It’s time to get a life Jillian!!
9:25 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
* White House considers bank ownership stakes.
* CEOs who cashed in while banks collapsed.
* Hugh Hefner opens up about Holly Madison breakup.
* Christie Brinkley & ex Peter Cook finalize divorce.
9:42 AM – TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS
Teresa continues to recap the news.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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