6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Adam complains about people who take advantage of situations, what a-holes! Adam relays the time he went on a cruise with Kimmel and their wives, they bought a bottle of champagne and it turned out to be the worst champagne he had ever tasted, and the kicker was it cost a damn fortune, the same stupid bottle could be purchased down at your corner liquor store for a mere few bucks! Adam says this was a perfect example of the damn man taking advantage of innocent people!!
Adam also complains about the stupid cartoons he was forced to watch when he was a kid, such as Grape Ape among others.
6:25 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
The gang talks about how technology has totally changed since they were kids. Looking back Adam realizes “everything totally sucked” when he was kid. Adam says the early 70’s was like “the great depression.” Adam thinks this country was “totally depressed” when was growing up, life was “one big bummer.” Even comedic TV shows depressed the s. out of him such as Good Times, WTF is up with that? Why was everything such a f’ing bummer?
6:50 AM – NICARAGUAN NAME THAT TUNE
In this segment of ‘Nicaraguan Name That Tune’, our favorite Nicaraguan Ozzie sings songs from the hit band AC/DC as listeners call in and try to guess what the hell he is singing. The lucky callers who can correctly guess the songs Ozzie sings will win tickets to see AC/DC perform LIVE in concert at The Forum December 6th.
7:05 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* Stocks in wild swings amid global panic.
* Britney Spears asks “What the hell was I thinking?”
7:33 AM – JOE ROGAN IS IN THE STUDIO
Comedian Joe Rogan is in the studio. Adam and Joe talk about the big UFC fight between Kimbo Slice and Seth Petruzelli; Kimbo was knocked out in 14 seconds! OMG!! Watch Kimbo get his ass kicked here.
Adam asks Joe what he thinks about the fight: Joe says he thinks Kimbo “is a really cool guy” however “freaky things happen.” Joe says “he really is not ready to be fighting mixed martial arts champions, he had no knowledge of the game.” Joe is a mixed martial arts fighter and says he was once choked out to the point of seeing stars, it was crazy! Joe loves to fight but says “there is no one in the world worth chasing after and getting upset about.” He’s really a lover not a fighter people!
7:50 AM – JOE CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Joe continues to hang out and talk about mixed arts fighters.
Joe is a notorious marijuana advocate and talks to the gang about smoking the ganja. Joe calls pot “a performance enhancer for playing sports”, he loves to get stoned and then workout, he says it totally makes him “more centered.” Joe also says “pot is a wonder drug and that’s why it’s illegal.”
Don’t miss Joe’s LIVE stand-up performance tonight through this Sunday at the Irvine Improv. Purchase tickets here.
8:06 AM – JOEL MCHALE IS IN THE STUDIO
Superstar Joel McHale is in the studio and plays clips from his hit reality talk show The Soup which airs on the E! Channel and has the gang in stitches with his clips of stupid celebrities saying the stupidest things.
8:28 AM – JOEL CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Joel continues to hang out and play hysterical clips from his show The Soup.
Don’t miss Joel’s LIVE stand-up performance at the Mandalay Bay Resort and Casino Oct 24th in Las Vegas. Purchase tickets here.
8:56 AM – JOEL CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
Joel continues to hang out. Elizabeth calls in to tell the gang she once slept with Hugh Hefner and his bitches. Elizabeth says Kendra, Bridgette and Holly were there and it was a totally wild night, we can imagine sweetie peetie! Elizabeth says there was a signal the girls would use to let Hef know they wanted to have sex with him, they would wear no panties to let Hef know they wanted to get it on. Elizabeth explains how the night went down: “every girl would take their turn on top of Hef” and screw his brains out without wearing a condom, gross! They would then wipe themselves off with a little towel in between their sexcapades and the next girl would take her turn on top of Hef. Teresa is absolutely “disgusted” and Adam is totally “turned on!”
9:16 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS
Teresa recaps the news.
* Palin to play herself on SNL.
TERESA CONTINUES TO RECAP THE NEWS
Teresa continues to recap the news.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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