6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Adam talks about returning from Austin last night for a wedding. Adam says his life “is really a series of going to different businesses and saying ‘you’ve never thought about this before?’”. Here’s the deal: Adam says “boy did I get jobbed” while he was at the airport. Adam had two hours to spare before boarding his plane, so he decided to hang out at the Captain’s Nest and spend the 50 bucks to get in and “drink fifty bucks worth of Grey Goose.” However after he paid to get in he was told in order to get a drink he would have to purchase a meal. F. That!! Adam says it was the stupidest damn rule he has ever heard of, what idiots!! Not only did Adam have to pay extra for a damn drink there was no clock anywhere to be found! This is not a lounge where everyone just hangs out for the f’ing fun of it, they’re waiting to board their damn planes for crying out loud! Wouldn’t you think they would have a clock around so people could tell the damn time? It’s damn common sense, Adam is pissed people and once again says, “they really never thought of this before?”
6:27 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Daniel calls in to talk a little car talk with the Ace man.
Mike calls in to tell Adam he watched The Hammer for the first time and loved it!
Adam and the gang talk about the olden days before they had money; Adam says he knew Lynette really loved him because he literally didn’t have a pot to piss in and she agreed to go out with him anyway. Teresa says she knew her father’s girlfriend really loved her papa because she dated him while he was still living in his leaky trailer, that’s true love people!
6:46 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Adam talks about spending the weekend in Austin and how annoying it was that his hotel room had not one comfortable pillow! Not one!! Adam talks about being “a stomach sleeper” and says he was not able to get a good night’s damn rest because he couldn’t get f’ing comfortable! There were literally a dozen f’ing pillows on the bed and not one damn comfortable one, give me a break! Adam says he’s going to have to bring his “own huggy boogie” the next time he sleeps away from home!
7:05 AM – RICH EISEN PHONES IN
NFL Network’s Rich Eisen phones in to the studio. Adam and Rich talk about the Rams beating the Redskins, Adam says his “world is now turned upside down!” Adam and the gang talk about how it’s becoming harder to predict what team is going to win in each game, Adam says “you cannot say these guys are going to beat those guys” because every team rocks this season. Adam says it’s any teams game, “it’s wide open and I love that!”
Check out Rich’s book Total Access: A Journey to the Center of the NFL Universe which is available for sale now.
7:28 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* Stocks soar on rescue plans.
* Christie Brinkley’s ex Peter Cook calls himself an ‘idiot’ to Barbara Walters.
7:58 AM – DR. ALTER IS IN THE STUDIO
Genital reconstruction specialist and board certified plastic surgeon Dr. Alter is in the studio along with his female to male patient Marco. The gang talks about genital reconstruction of course, Dr. Alter says, “it is much easier to go male to female than female to male.” This gets the gang talking about Dr. Alter’s patient Marco who underwent genital reconstruction not too long ago. Adam says Marco really looks like a dude. Adam says he “physically looks like a male but also has that male vibe…Marco worked out quite nicely.”
8:15 AM – DR. ALTER AND MARCO CONTINUE TO HANG OUT
Dr. Alter and his female to male patient Marco continue to hang out. Adam says, “Marco is just about the finest work Dr. Alter has ever done.”
Adam asks how much does this whole shabang cost? It’s not cheap people! The gang talk to Marco and delve in to his history and try to dissect why he always wanted to be a man. Marco says he actually has children and says, “it was like another life in another time.” Marco says he was hoping with each child he would feel more like a female, but uh oh, four children later and Marco still felt like a dude!
Don’t miss Marco on Dr. 90210 next Monday night at 10 PM on the E! Channel.
8:40 AM – LAST WEEK IN RAGE
In this segment of ‘Last Week In Rage,’ Adam counts down the top five things that totally drove him crazy last week:
5. Skinny young guys with beards
4. Little Italy in New York, no Little Italy here
3. Dish soap… too potent
2. Businesses that include the tip
1. Pubes on soap
9:00 AM – RICHARD BELZER IS IN THE STUDIO
Comedian and actor Richard Belzer is in the studio. Adam and Richard talk about drugs this morning; the good old days when people had no idea that cocaine was bad for you and everyone did mushrooms on a regular basis. Richard says “I have done every drug you could possibly name,” and misses all of them!
Don’t miss Richard signing and reading his new book, I Am Not a Cop!: A Novel tomorrow night at Borders Book Store in Westwood at 7PM. Purchase the book here.
9:18 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS; RICHARD HANGS OUT
Teresa recaps the news.
* All is forgiven; McCain returning to Letterman.
* Bristol Palin’s fiance: wedding not forced.
9:44 AM – KIRK MORRISON PHONES IN TO THE STUDIO
Oakland Raider’s middle linebacker Kirk Morrison phones in to the studio to talk about the big NFL games and the Raider’s unfortunate loss against the New Orleans Saints yesterday.
Don’t miss next weeks big game against the Jets, Kirk’s going to kick some ass people!
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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