6:01 AM – HOW SAY YOU?
Adam says he is “semi-obsessed with our society”. Adam watches CNN every morning and says it is so annoying that news shows literally “play the same damn news stories over and over”. Teresa says, “the 24 hours news cycle makes for some exciting news.” Adam asks can’t the stupid news shows think of any new news stories for crying out loud, they really need to loop the same damn news stories over and over again? It’s so damn annoying!
Efren calls in to tell Adam his middle school teacher played a role in The Hammer, whoop-d-f’ing-do Efren!
6:25 AM – HOW SAY YOU? CONTINUES
Adam talks about the losers who “try to seize control over your life” by driving in front of you super slow and then when you pass them they start speeding up! What a-holes! Adam says “they’re always on their way to their crappy dead end jobs,” therefore they try to “claim a little bit of their lives back” by controlling how fast you drive, they’re basically saying ‘I’m a loser and have no life, I think I’ll take my pain out on you mother f’ers!’ F. that and them!!
6:45 AM – DENNIS MILLER PHONES IN
Comedian Dennis Miller phones in to the studio. Dennis is a republican and Adam asks him if he “gets crap from his fellow comedians?” Dennis says, “it just doesn’t matter to me”. Dennis says he’s 54 for crying out loud Adam, he actually has a life, and doesn’t give a crap what anyone thinks.
Dennis talks about the eclectic array of jobs he held before he became the huge star he is today. Dennis actually worked as a janitor and scooped ice cream in an ice cream parlor, who knew?
Don’t miss Dennis’ stand-up LIVE performance at the Orleans Casino and Hotel in Las Vegas October 24th through the 26th.
7:08 AM – TERESA REPORTS THE NEWS
Teresa reports the news.
* Dancing With the Stars latest news.
* NFL suspends Pacman Jones indefinitely.
7:34 AM – JAMIE-LYNN SIGLER PHONES IN
Actress Jamie-Lynn Sigler phones in to the studio to talk about her great new role on the hit show Entourage. Jamie loves working on this show and says, “there is so much talent on the set”. Jamie says her role is a “more exaggerated version of myself,” therefore very easy to play!
Don’t miss Entourage this Sunday night on HBO.
Jamie is currently working with Mastercard to promote “a new savings program that offers huge savings for their card holders.” Save tons of money people and check out Mastercard for more info.
7:53 AM – DO YOURSELF A FAVOR
In this segment of ‘Do Yourself a Favor’, Adam and Teresa hand out free advice to all their listeners. Teresa suggests turning almost empty bottles of soap upside down so no soap is wasted, no s. Sherlock!! Adam and BB make fun of T. and say don’t people do that already Einstein?
Jay calls in with a little tip: drink a spoonful of vegetable oil before you go out drinking to avoid a hangover the next morning. Adam loves this tip!!
8:16 AM – TOMMY LASORDA PHONES IN
Tommy Lasorda phones in. Tommy says Adam was fantastic when he threw the first pitch out at the Dodger game not too long ago. It only took Adam three tries to f’ing throw the stupid ball.
Adam asks Tommy if he thinks the Dodgers will win against the Phillies tonight in game five, Tommy says, “it can be done…we have to win tonight or it’s all over.”
Adam relays the story when Tommy pulled out of hosting the Mardi Gras parade in New Orleans literally minutes before the parade started; Adam and Kimmel were his replacement and had to throw out beads with Tommy’s face on them and Adam says everyone literally looked up at them like, WTF?
8:39 AM – ERIC STROMER IS IN THE STUDIO
Super hunk and carpenter extraordinaire Eric Stromer is in the house!! Eric and Adam answer home improvement questions for listeners who call in, boy it’s amazing!
Don’t miss Eric on his hit home improvement show Over Your Head which airs on the HGTV Channel.
9:01 AM – TERESA RECAPS THE NEWS; ERIC HANGS OUT
Teresa recaps the news.
* Madonna and Guy Ritchie to divorce!!
9:31 AM -JOHN OATES IS IN THE STUDIO
John Oates from the legendary band Hall and Oates is in the studio and talks about his plethora of hits with fellow band mate Daryl. Adam asks John how Man Eater came about; John says he was eating in a restaurant when the beautiful Kelly LeBrock walked in and literally “took over the room with her presence” and he said to himself “wow, that’s one man eater!” and the rest is history people!
9:42 AM – JOHN CONTINUES TO HANG OUT
John continues to hang out and plays some songs from his latest album 1000 Miles of Life which is available for sale now. He’s amazing people, listen to this segment here.
9:56 AM – ADAM WRAPS THE SHOW
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